/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73799439
>craves human interaction
>at the same time, wants to be on her own
She's just like me...

>>73294512
Humoring her only rewards her for being troublesome. Lamy should be humored as much as possible, every holo should send her a kiss every day.

>>72077253
We shouldn't give up so soon

Lamy is breasts.

A truly troublesome woman...

can a cute anon give me permission to jack off

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 64.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 363,899,159, a change of 0.67% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 4,548,739. There are 28 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 59 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 5 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 61):
>Aqua :: +7.4%
>Oga :: +5.5%
>Fauna :: +4.9%
>Miyabi :: +4.6%
>Dezmond :: +4.1%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 19):
>Kaoru :: -8.9%
>Nana :: -6.3%
>Izuru :: -6.1%
>Sana :: -5.5%
>Syrios :: -3.1%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,328,752.94 liquid to start with. This is a change of -2.20% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $16,443,169,896,943.50, a change of -4.39% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $45,186.06. There are 24 coins with a value above this average.
>Suisei currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 6 days.
>Miyabi currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, breaking Oga's 5-day streak.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 44):
>Lamy :: +65.3%
>Sora :: +49.9%
>Aqua :: +44%
>Choco :: +31.9%
>Reine :: +28.4%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 36):
>Miyabi :: -55.8%
>Nachoneko & Marine :: -43.6%
>Luna :: -43%
>Kiara :: -28%
>Astel :: -27.7%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $97.02 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $132.48 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$70.11 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Marine :: $469.93 Up :: $5,012.60 from adj.
>Luna :: $420.39 Up :: $4,484.13 from adj.
>Aqua :: $351.96 Up :: $3,754.29 from adj.
>Hololive :: $313.67 Up :: $3,345.84 from adj.
>Watame :: $287.05 Up :: $3,061.86 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Temma :: $1.21 Up :: $12.93 from adj.
>Roberu :: $2.39 Up :: $25.48 from adj.
>Shien :: -$6.92 Down :: -$73.80 from adj.
>Towa :: -$15.93 Down :: -$169.87 from adj.
>Chloe :: -$16.78 Down :: -$179.00 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed and shitpost responsibly.

if you have just had an awful shit is it sensible to blame food you ate 72 hours ago or is that too long?

>>47991496
i am relaxed

wany

Like a bolt from the blue, it's time for the Numbers Review.
Data collected at Cycle 68.


Here's the R.I.C.H. Report for today:
>The Total Shares in Circulation today is 244,891,238, a change of 1.51% from yesterday's Total Shares.
>Average shares per coin is 3,061,140. There are 29 coins with shares above this average.
>Suisei currently holds the Highest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 11 days.
>Civia currently holds the Lowest Volume of all coins, and has held this for 3 days.

Top 5 Volume Increases Today (of 68):
>Lamy :: +7.7%
>Ollie :: +7.5%
>Shion :: +7.3%
>Miyabi :: +6.9%
>Ui :: +6.7%

Top 5 Volume Decreases Today (of 12):
>Vesper :: -5.7%
>Shien :: -2.9%
>Laplus :: -2.5%
>Matsuri :: -1.5%
>Towa :: -1.4%


Here's the R.I.S.E. Report for today:
>Accounts opened today will have roughly $1,187,213.87 liquid to start with. This is a change of 1.06% from yesterday's Starting Liquid estimate.
>The total market value of all shares in circulation is $10,186,650,054,411.30, a change of 2.55% from yesterday's Total Market Value.
>Average Value per share of all coins in circulation is $41,596.63. There are 21 coins with a value above this average.
>Gura currently has the highest Market Value of all coins, continuing her ongoing struggle with Suisei.
>Oga currently has the lowest Market Value of all coins, and has maintained this streak for 4 days.

Top 5 Value Gains Today (of 59):
>Vesper :: +32.5%
>Polka :: +31.3%
>Lamy :: +24.8%
>Towa :: +24.3%
>Matsuri :: +22.7%

Top 5 Value Losses today (of 21):
>Ollie :: -57.6%
>Okayu :: -45.6%
>Kiara :: -21.7%
>Mel :: -19.7%
>Luna :: -17.9%


Here's the M.O.V.E. Report for today:
>Overall Average movement was $100.61 per hour.
>Average Upwards movement was $115.69 per hour.
>Average Downwards movement was -$80.29 per hour.

Most Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Ollie :: $409.74 Up :: $4,643.76 from adj.
>Marine :: $402.73 Up :: $4,564.28 from adj.
>Lamy :: $378.86 Up :: $4,293.75 from adj.
>HLuna :: $334.85 Up :: $3,795.01 from adj.
>Aqua :: $313.36 Up :: $3,551.37 from adj.

Least Volatile Coins (per hour average):
>Nabi :: $0.77 Up :: $8.70 from adj.
>Amelia :: -$6.01 Down :: -$68.07 from adj.
>Shien :: -$7.63 Down :: -$86.45 from adj.
>Kaoru :: $10.44 Up :: $118.32 from adj.
>Rushia :: $10.64 Up :: $120.55 from adj.


And now for the Grug Report:
>There are more berries than yesterday.
>Berries worth more stones than yesterday.
>Broker paid slightly more than they were paid yesterday.
>More coins went up than down today.

The Financial Underwriters of Comprehensive Knowledge would like to remind you to stay informed, shitpost responsibly, and spend what you can in 17 cycles.

>>40498147
Well thats a good thing considering her age.
Good luck drunk elf.

>>40185731
He needs the extra money to superchat his oshi

Bit of an inconvenient time for this sort of story considering the posts above, but nonetheless

>>31892434
Brown, Black and Blue, Because I Love You: Chapter Six

https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vQd0C-ffeGN76PyzKScpAWGpdqcOA9y-tRWK9MMwElEBMPCgCYJ05Se5Q3E21-yzfCOecntfzVogaa4/pub

tags: Noel, Flare, Lamy, abuse, racial abuse

>>31407376
Surely even threadreaders would have seen the clips of the origin of WAMY spammed months ago.

>>31254571
That's still a bratty child. Her personality is that of someone who belongs at the kids table, which she should go to.

I really wish I were sucking on some fat elf tits right about now

>>27130350
It's down to science. Blue women are simply sex, it's baked into their very DNA.

>>25943348
I just want more accurately-drawn art of tits hanging down in general
Shit's actually hot as fuck