/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Hello tenants, apologies for the poor heating during these chilly winters, saplings have invaded the HVAC systems on the roofs and are lying on the vents. Worry not though, we are currently purging them with hot fire and auntie risu.

also im glad to see people are keeping up with the quarter-monthly tradition of vt towers

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I want to believe.

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Plumber-anon here
Only veteran utilitymen such as myself are officially allowed past B30 because our bodies have been accustomed to that level of biohazard, so that's why it is very rare to ever hear of anyone making it beyond the lower levels. You start getting back to ground down at B113, but the air is so toxic that exposed flesh tends to melt on contact with it.
Most of the space in there is reserved for most of the bathroom pipes for the entire building, which should explain the absurd toxicity levels.
The rest of the pipes are a random assortment of pipes that move miscellaneous fluids and gasses around, elf piss, unrefined cunny fumes, etc.. Speaking of which, be extremely careful using the recently installed vending machines. Some retard fucked with the pipes and now the contents are mixed and mislabeled. We're currently dispatching several teams to fix them but you may see an increase of /become/ suggesting things other than wamy water. Be careful
And very rarely, we find a /meat/ and /ringo/ chuuba hybrid. It is not pretty.

And a word of advice, please do not let newfags near the higher areas of the basement, their bodies can't handle it and sometimes they immediately go into anaphylactic shock and die. Their bodies fall on the floors below and it makes repairing damage from the mutated rats (we think they're rats) much harder.

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ATTENTION TO ALL RESIDENTS IN BETWEEN FLOORS 146 and 707

There is currently a major pipeline burst involving the /become/ water ducts, the /d/-/ringo/ pipeline, and Fauna's toilet.
We are currently working on reparation but for the time being, we highly recommend evacuating to other floors immediately or entering the quarantine zone depending on your preferences.

Those of you who are nearby floors 221 and 526 should consider approaching the nearest Lamy for further assistance.

We apologize for this inconvenience.