/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Kinolime is LIVE playing Metal Gear Solid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5Ldjb4t28Y

>>58370663
LIVE LIVE LIVE

Kinolime reached 900 subs today! It's time for Total Kino Domination

Take a guess.

LOLIME IS LOVE
LOLIME IS LIFE
LOLIME IS OUR QUEEN

>>39333378
based fellow lolime enjoyer
my wife is very cute indeed

>>38527831
You are forgiven my child.

>>38479121
>>38471627
>>38471936
>autistic
What the FNAF did you just FNAFing say about me, you little 2view? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Butter Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Scott Cawthon, and I have over 300 confirmed posts. I am trained in lore analysis and I'm the top theorycrafter in the entire /vt/ lore forces. You are nothing to me but just another vtweeter. I will wipe you the FNAF out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Pizzeria, mark my FNAFing words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over /vt/? Think again, FNAFer. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of FNAF fans across Germany and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little 2view you call your oshi. You're FNAFing done, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can spoil you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with FNAF lore. Not only I am extensively trained in FNAF minigames, but I have access to the entire aresenal of the /vt/ Rrat Corps, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable little ass off the face of the board, you little schizo. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" post was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your FNAFing tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamned Tenma Gosling. I will shit butter all over you and you will hydrate with it. You're a fucking FNAF fan now, kiddo.

Read to the tune of Shia Labeouf 'Live' by Rob Cantor: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4M6vppCI
You're browsing youtube
There's no chuubas online, and your internet's dead
Out of the corner of your eye, you spot her. (Doctor Lolime)
She's following you, about 30 feet back
She pulls out a chuck-e-cheese animatronic and rushes you
She's gaining on you! (Doctor Lolime)
You're looking for your car, but you're all turned around
She's almost upon you now, and you can see there's butter on her face!
My God, there's butter everywhere!

Running from FNAF lore with Doctor Lolime
She's brandishing a book, it's Doctor Lolime
Lurking in the forums, FlaVR superstar Doctor Lolime
Reading all the books, Doctor Lolime
Beating the games, Doctor Lolime
Eating all the butter, actual vtuber Doctor Lolime

Now it's dark, and you seem to have lost her
But you're hopelessly lost yourself, stranded with a FNAF fan
You browse silently through the forums
Aha! In the catalog, a small thread with live posts!
Hope!
You open the link, but your head! Ah! It's caught in the rrats!

Not taking your meds (Lolime, Lolime)
Reading all the rratposts (Lolime, Lolime)
Now you're on the AI posts
Posting them all, Doctor Lolime
Prompting the AI, Doctor Lolime
But she doesn't see you posting, Doctor Lolime
You're pressing the hide button
Reporting vtuber Doctor Lolime
Massive report war with Doctor Lolime
Wrestling a FNAF book from Doctor Lolime
Telling her the spoilers
Safe at last from Doctor Lolime

You click back into the catalog, mind recoiling from the rrats
You're beaten Doctor Lolime
Wait! She isn't done! Lolime Surprise!
There's a rrat with (you)r name, and rage in her eyes
But you can do Shitpostsu
Schizo attack superstart Doctor Lolime
Legendary fight with Doctor Lolime
Normal tuesday night for Doctor Lolime
You try to rrat and dox Doctor Lolime
But sanity is draining fast from your rrat brain
She's hiding every post, she spoils your anime
You counter with fnaf leaks, you catch her getting rekt
The janny's banning her now
You have just spoiled FNAF to Doctor Lolime!

Her threads topple to page 10, postless
You fall to the main thread and post your win
You're finally safe... From Doctor Lolime...