/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>64915021
>visible gun
kek, never going to make it!

** FROM AN INTERCEPTED LETTER OF AN SOLDIER IN THE UNICORN ARMIES **
(he was later detained for questioning and put in the brig for 2 weeks for his lapse of judgement)
>Dear mom, I hope this letter finds you well
>Things are not progressing as smoothly as expected, it turns out training is really difficult in the unicorn armies
>As a matter of fact, I lost my invisible gun on the very first day of training.
>My dearest mother can imagine how difficult is to keep track of it, given that you cannot really see it.
>It might have falled from my holster during the EXTENUATING daily 100 yards march, it's not easy to march for that LONG distance chanting HAACHAMACHAMAA as instructed by training officers
>...
>Every morning, after the morning prayers over Miko's shrine and catching up with the morning news with Koyori and Mio, there is a invisible gun assembly drill
>For the past two weeks, in front of the drill instructor, I go through all the motions, through mimic (as I lost the gun itself): remove the invisible firing pin, take apart the slide, remove the barrel, carefully place each part at the table
>My instructor gave me a raving review each time, except for one time where she noticed the invisible trigger was assembled out of spec and told me to fix it
>...
>I seriously hope this war ends soon, they are cutting our allowance to only 3 limited pieces of merch and one concert ticket, I might go crazy if I have to actually fire my invisible gun!
>With love, from your son
>H. A. Aton
>...
>P.S. remember not to tell anyone about this, hopefully this letter won't be intercept-

>>64860365
>visible gun
lol, get on my level, horsie boyo!

>>64854550
FULL!