/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>56542623
WOSEMIS OVARIES
UOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

ToooooooooooT

Some anon's wanted good ASMR so heres good ASMR:
https://youtu.be/dHh2XJIgfv0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlG9oTb8fwQ

>>50767983
oh yeah! It's almost been 1 year so that means Rosemi can play Alyx again soon!

POGGERS!

>>49432197
why are you eating horse poop?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-n3nFVDWEk

I'm back from the Mario Movie! Solid fucking 8/10, first movie that i've scanned every scene to see all the references, like holy shit they understood their assignment flawlessly.

Needed to be a bit longer but it wasnt too bad.
Seth Rogan did his fucking troglodytic laugh only 2 times (and it was distracting both times).

still not as good as the original movie tho

>>44853901
HEAT OF THE DESERT
DUST SETTLES ON MY FACE
WITHOUT A COMPASS
THE SOLDIER KNOWS NO DISGRACE
OUT OF THE ASHES
THE EAGLE RISES STILL
FREEDOM IS CALLING
TO ALL MEN WHO BEND THEIR WILL

HERE I AM
DIRTY AND FACELESS
WE NEED TO HEED YOUR INSTRUCTION
ON MY OWN
INVISIBLE WARRIOR
I
AM
A
WIND
OF
DESTRUCTIOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

>>44415158
IS THAT A MOOSE?!
A REAL MOOSE?!
IM GONNA TOUCH IT!

>>43897358
>>43897586
I cant believe Rosemi is /here/ and that WE WON KF1 chads

>>42809663
>he doesnt have a sensory deprivation room in his basement that is sound proofed, behind thick walls, and you can just turn off the lights and focus
dont think your gonna make it bro

>just got done playing Dead Rising 1 after not touching it since 2008
>get to the end credits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUBatQpifaU

>zombie army slowly walking
>justified playing in the background with heavy guitar riffs giving an almost unsettling, evil feeling

God dead rising is such a great fucking game. DR2 was good too, but Dead Rising is a LOT darker than DR2. Like it was just a random ass town in the middle of nowhere, there 50,000 people were living peacefully, only for a terror attack to fuck it up and kill everyone in the town. All to cover up some fucked up experiments the US was doing.
DR2 was a LOT lighter than DR1 especially when you realize that Frank is about as psychotic as everyone he fights, since he chops them down no questions asked and never tries to reason with them, it's his way or the highway.

>>40853781
kek i love this image

>>40778017
THE GIRL BROKE HER OWN RIBCAGE?! WHAT THE FUCK

>>39880653
this meme is VERY funny and still is
just because someone is funnier than (You) doesnt mean you have to be mean bud.

I went with my whole ass mexican family to denny's (literally like 35 of us and combined like 6 tables in the middle to eat in a U shape so serving wasnt a pain in the ass)

Lemme tell you bros, they got a GREAT fucking apple pie there holy shit
It's so god damn warm and gooey and they put ice cream which compliments it. It's almost like an apple soup with vanilla but it's not.
It's so fucking good holy shit

>>39562482
yeah, while masturbating

Going through my 360 Archives for games to replay, and saw Battleblock Theater.
When is Rosemi gonna play that game? I feel like it's right up her alley

Anyone got any FUN plans for christmas? (aside from being beaten by your filipino parents for being a worthless deadbeat who spends all of their 5 pesos a month on vtubers)

>>39204154
w-wosemis cute Stamen while being pollinated...

>>39082947
Rosemi said shes doing the Norad Santa Tracker

>>39022676
>>39022853
don't give me that look, shes a sweet and tender lady who's husband left her and now i'm here to take care of her.
If anything, I got a nice milf by myside who will always love and support me.

Well bros, I did it! I completed Max Payne 3! I gott say, good game but holy fuck I hated the checkpoints and the cutscenes every 5 feet.
Overall? Good series, but I think only Max Payne 1 is worth playing for the story, the rest are kinda meh but still REALLY good games.

>>38056770
Mystery Science Theater?

>>37581753
based unity chad
I change my oshi depending on what game interests me the most to watch.