/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

It's called a lapel

>>44060525
That's my job. I will be the electric prod to ease her aching shoulders, the warm hands to support her breasts in the daytime, and the pillow to rest upon at night

>>31653331
I know what I like.

>>26737143
I'm sorry anon, the invisible hand of the market is a harsh mistress.

>>25960327
I can't speak for the Risuners, but Gustus Dea, captain of the Black Comet, has all his documentation in order. He has cargo to sell after all. This is actually his fourth trip to the Republic; he's looking forward to some potato bun hamburgers.

>>25170599
Gentlemen? How was the con?

Here is my recent review of Bar Calli (if this place can even decide on a name, perhaps the changes are a ploy to trick people into returning.)

The manager/barkeep doesn't actually serve anything. Though she is very beautiful.
The pianist is horribly out of tune and half the time is just mashing random keys.
The janitor keeps saying he's a prince (what?)
There's a guy out front asking me if I have a chicken sandwich and if I want to buy a cd, then threatens me when I obviously say "No." to both.
Then I tried to find the restroom and ended up downstairs, where there was some large crate. (It sounded like it was growling. What the hell?)
The decor appears nice but there was an abundance of rats running around (How has the Health Dept. not shut it down??)
To top it off, all the other patrons were involved in constant brawls.

4/10 I certainly did not leave with boredom; though I may have left with a headache, multiple bruises, a flea-borne disease, and a curse(?).

I only partake in drinking absinthe, using an opium pipe and injecting morphine. While looking down on others of the lesser class. Harrumph.