/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73533962
See >>73534091
basically, it takes about 95% of your brain's energy to watch a Shiori stream, so that's way more than the threshold needed to even think about shitposting

>make some hot cocoa to drink while watching
>notice I still have a thing of whipped cream
>add it
>spray some into my mouth because I'm an ANIMAL
>tastes metallic
>spit it out and scoop it out of my cocoa
At least Shiori is being cute..

>>71321522
I was buying some FATFUCKS and it jacked the shipping like 40 extra dollars

>3bigfoots1survivor

>>70457815
I got absolute rafts of shit from my mother over watching porn as a teenager, aggressive lectures over respecting women and shit
And then after I turned 18 it was all jokes about it, "hee-hee ho-ho, watching PORN while you're at college, anon? That's a whacky scenario!"

>>70401425
HARD R WHAT THE FRICK

>>70077397
I don't have the screenshot either, but basically there was an anon that was/is an air traffic controller and was watching streams at work, and in doing so wasn't paying full attention and almost caused two planes to have a mid-air collision which would have been one of the greatest air disasters of the decade
Happened like three or four years ago

>>69186849
I got laid off from my old programming job and eventually had a bad depressive episode where I realized that I never want to program again.

>>68344187
you deserve a flurry of Bonks

>>68064886
Girls shouldn't be allowed to cut their hair short or shave their pubes

>>67589738
I only play on my really old main and only started trying ranked out last year, so I'm in rank hell clawing my way out

>>67049238
Genesis is NOT cringe, he's super cool!

>>67019100
ok WAIT, nevermind it just wasn't playing in my particular copy of MPCHC, they totally work and I'm going to jizz and upload these in a zip to a filesite for you guys

I want to be an abusive boyfriend to a sister. Just cold clock the shit out of her every day and she just fucking takes it because she's too pathetic to do better.

>enter shiori stream
>a pregnant pringle
>leave shiori stream on

>>66187766

>>66180716