/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Yo Bird-fgt where the fuck is my merch?

>Because we lost our fangs and lost our claws, and needed to become smarter to survive the grinding, threshing, winnowing circle of death. Unfortunately we became smart enough to comprehend the braying of dying animals around us, to fathom the brutality in the world as we sneak up on a crippled lion cub abandoned by its mother, with our spears in hand, understanding in some way that what we are about to do is a kindness, yet the only reason we're doing it is we need the strength to protect ourselves.
>The universe is a cunt and I want to lob my feces into a black hole, so that my turd is stretched for eternity. For eternity my poop will stain the universe and other universes will go "Ew gross man, you got shit in your teeth you filthy fuck."