/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Pegora and Asteroid should play super puzzle fighter II instead of this tetris shit

>Wake up naturally, no need for alarm on my king size bed
>Do 10 minutes of meditation, sometimes I feel like I'm levitating
>The two girls are still sleeping
>My dog gets out of his Korone themed kennel I built for him and greets me
>My Gawr Gura hoodie I ordered is on the coathanger
>Turn 20k pc on, boots in under 10 seconds because of lastest SSD.
>Houshou Marine as desktop background on 60 inch monitor
>Play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a51VH9BYzZA on loop
>Girls wake up with a smile to the thundering sound of my industrial speakers
>Open my internet home, /vt/
>Hololive posters dominating Nijichinks, as it is the custom
>Crack a smile, showing my pearly white teeth
>Don't need to click captchas because 20$ is literally nothing to me
Just the average day in the life of a HoloEMPEROR.

This is the best.

>>46254641
>click jp stream
>got drunk
>immediately understand japanese

Hololive board

>>45959280
Based.

You wouldn't lend money to IRyS, would you, anon?

>arguing with some chinese troglodyte regarding the best vtubing company
>he refuses to listen to my factual evidence proving that Hololive is objectively superior to every other company
>keeps babbling about some "HILARIOUS jokes about cum and piss" from the entirely chinkified, male-centric, fujo-focused, mass-collab spamming Nijizhangji streams that I've never watched and never will
>spewing ad hominems and strawman arguments
>get fed up with his shit
>draw myself up to my full and TOWERING height
>SMASH my beefy, VERY large fist into my chiseled chest and roar "PEKOOOOOOO!"
>little Nijibitch's tiny chink eyes widen as he realizes he's dealing with a scholastic Holochad
>drops to his knees trembling
>whisper "Little BITCH" and casually backhand him as I stride away to admiring gazes and thunderous applause

To Hololive

>>45022132
Based Hololive brethren

CHEERS~

>arguing with some chinese troglodyte regarding the best vtubing company
>he refuses to listen to my factual evidence proving that Hololive is objectively superior to every other company
>keeps babbling about some "HILARIOUS jokes about cum and piss" from the entirely chinkified, male-centric, fujo-focused, mass-collab spamming Nijizhangji streams that I've never watched and never will
>spewing ad hominems and strawman arguments
>get fed up with his shit
>draw myself up to my full and TOWERING height
>SMASH my beefy, VERY large fist into my chiseled chest and roar "PEKOOOOOOO!"
>little Nijibitch's tiny chink eyes widen as he realizes he's dealing with a scholastic Holochad
>drops to his knees trembling
>whisper "Little BITCH" and casually backhand him as I stride away to admiring gazes and thunderous applause

>>44381750
> he went there?
> oh he went there alright

No, ame.
I will not watch holostars.

>>44065340
cheers

>i don't want vtuber
>i watch hololive

>ITT eggs getting BTFO while crying about how they are totally not getting BTFO

>>43939426
Just learn to disassociate yourself with this thread.

>entire comment section already mocking the shit out of him
Kek based

Imagine only getting 36k for a 3D. Embarrassment of the hololive brand.

I am glad to know she's absolutely miserable. Shouldn't have betrayed hololive, you backstabbing bitch.

I remember when this SEAnigger accidentally dropped his human facade once and made fun of Fauna's dead cat thinking he'd be funny.

>>43538497
>calling french fries chips