/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>2x Juxx 2x2x
>Dear dxary
>it has been 3X8 since I physically became a nyakuza, a sort of well dressed quasi-andromorphic cat like palicoes from monster hunter
>Shiori came into my padded cell while I was licking my balls
>I tried to inform her about respecting other people's privacy or at least knocking but she wasn't paying attention to either my protests or freshly lathered testicles
>she produced some human anatomy diagrams she schizophrenically scribbled over
>they were her visual aids for the 4 hour long lecture she proceeded to give me on how you would butcher a human being like a cow and what body parts would correlate to what cuts of meat
>after giving her my absolute attention for the four hours I informed her how I was disgusted with her presentation and this shit wasn't fly nigga
>she winked and said "shiori~n~ <3" like she always does and I forgave her, like I always do
>after she left my usual dinner of long pork came through the food slot. as I enjoyed my meal my mind drifted to Shiori demonstrating how to cleave through a human femur for some reason
>I curl up in my usual corner to sleep for the night. looking forward to Shiori tomorrow