/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>24789711
"Hey, FUCK you, you cunt! I'm just doing my fucking jo- hrk!"

The waitress never finishes her sentence, as Mikeneko grabs one of the loose rocks on the pavement and throws it at her head with all the strength she can muster. The girl drops to the ground with an ugly thud, her limbs twitching spastically. Foam floods her mouth as a seizure spasms through her body.

"Y-yeah! Not so tough now, bitch!"

"Neko-chan, what the fuck!"

"R-relax, Anon... she'll walk it off... oh."

As if to argue this, the girl begins to seize harder, blood seeping from the crack in her skull where the piece of concrete struck her.

"Goddamn it, Neko, you fucked her up! Look at her!" This was supposed to be a night of relaxation and here you are dealing with an impromptu assault! You never should have brought Neko here, at least not without Coco to wrangle her.

"It's OK, it's OK Anon, please don't get mad at me... I can fix this..."

"How in the world are you possibly going to fix-"

BLAM!

The waitress's skull explodes in a shower of gore and brain matter as Mikeneko pulls her gun out of her purse and shoots her in the head, killing her instantly.

"Fuck, run to the car!" You bark at her, going into business mode immediately. "Go, Neko, go!"

"Wait!" Mikeneko leans forward and grabs the bill book, taking out the cash. "OK! Let's go!"

The two of you sprint through the parking lot, reach the Mercedes, and set off.

No sooner have you finally hit the road than Neko cranks open the window, leans forward, and pukes out the entirety of her dinner into the asphalt in a high-speed projectile of vomit. "Oh... oh... Anon, suddenly I feel a lot better," she says, wiping her mouth with a tissue as she leans back onto the passenger seat.

"I cannot fucking believe you did that. Coco's going to fucking kill us."

"But... but I fixed it, right? She won't talk or say who hit her this way. And what's important is, nobody got hurt."

You spare her a glance. Neko's eyes are focused entirely of you, waiting raptly, obsessively for your approval. In spite of everything, of all the horrible things you've seen these past weeks, you can't help but smile. You just saw her murder another girl in cold blood and you still can't bring yourself to feel anything for Neko besides tenderness and affection.

"Yeah. Yeah, you fixed it, Neko-chan. I'm glad we're together."