/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>77209755
Cheers! Enjoy your game!

>>13042507
Never change, you bitch

I for one celebrate this momentous and historical day by watching zhangs getting owned on /pol/'s China threads. There's a dump of hilarious webms now on one. A toast to our eternal Kaichou and may the suffering of zhangs continue to be my antidepressant.

Because I had one. It was in a world wherein Kiryu Coco was actually real, but it was in a dystopian world on the brink of war. The People’s Republic of China had become an imperial power, having absorbed ASEAN into its sphere, and with the Japanese Government having surrendered. The Kiryu-Kai Organization, formed from the remnants of the Yakuza, whatever remained of Hololive, as well as exiled Hong Kong and Taiwanese people, are the only remaining resistance. With Coco’s genius we performed several successful operations against the PRC. But in the end, YAGOO betrayed her for a high-ranking position in the CCP, and she was handed over. On July Ist, on the 100th anniversary of the CCP, Xi Jinping planned to torture and execute her publicly on Tiananmen Square to show to the world that Resistance Is Futile.

I volunteered to be the part of a group that were on a suicide mission. Our mission: To break Coco out. She was being transported to Beijing, where on July 1st Xi planned to torture, rape and crucify her. Pekora was part of our demolitions team. Meanwhile, I posed as one of the political prisoners who will be with Coco on the public execution. I suffered a lot under the filthy bugs, and I was even tested with an experimental lethal injection. When we arrived in Beijing, I broke out through Henry Stickmin-like stunts and tracked the facility where Coco was being kept in. We broke out and escaped, while Pekora unleashed her Midnight Surprise, detonating numerous bombs all over Beijing, destroying the Great Hall of the People and Mao Zedong’s Memorial.

Coco escaped with me, and the Kiryukai Organization now have their leader back on the helm. However, Xi Jinping, injured by Pekora’s Midnight Surprise and having become insane, now threatened nuclear war. Meanwhile, in the United States of America, recovering from the disaster of the Chinese bioweapon COVID-19, Biden had become supportive of Kiryukai, and expressing antagonism towards China. In response, Biden threatened nuclear war with China if they kill Coco. People both in China and America are amassing, Millions of people are cheering War. And in the nexus of it all, is Kiryu Coco. But if war would occur, that means the extinction of Civilization under Nuclear winter.

We Kiryukai hijacked all networks to make a global announcement. Coco was on the Podium, with worldwide broadcasts. In front of the world, she thought, what should I say?
“Good morning Motherfuckers! My name is Kiryu Coco. You may know me as the leader of the Kiryukai Organization. But in essence I am nothing more than a Virtual Youtuber, who hopes to entertain everyone and make you happy. But you know what?”
The world was frozen in what she had to say. “TAIWAN IS CHINA!” yelled Xi. “TAIWAN IS A COUNTRY!” yelled Biden. The warheads were charged.
But Coco grabbed the microphone and hence proclaimed: “You know what? I have had enough of it. Disengage yourself from this bullshit, and at the very least learn to enjoy your life! This will be my message: FUCK POLITICS!”

Fuck Politics? I myself was puzzled, until my Kiyukai comrades were also in agremment.
FUCK POLITICS, was broadcast to global television and communications.

FUCK POLITICS. Coco forgave everyone and remained neutral in both negotations. “I do not want a nuclear war in my name. Nevertheless, fuck politics, all I want is for my tatsunokos and the people of Asia to be safe and free.”
FUCK POLITICS, as both sides of the conflict danced about. Both the citizens of the CCP Hivemind, as well as the conservatives of America.

But FUCK POLITICS… this is Coco’s ultimate victory, and to prevent the escalation of the War.

After Coco’s message, massive rebellions broke out in the sense of the previous Chinese Lying Flat movement. Instead of becoming engaged in the toxicity of CCP politics, people learned to enjoy their own lives. The Chinese populace, have begun rebelling against the CCP and the Social Credit System that continued to enslave them to the will of Xi. Meanwhile in America the message of Coco, an Existential message to just enjoy life, pacified the SJWs and those influenced by Marxism.

Years later, the PRC had collapsed, and nuclear war had been averted. I became a Kaichou of the Kiryukai, and I was walking on the park with my Oyabun, Coco herself. But she teased me with my knowledge of Nihongo Kanji, and I answered in Shitty Japanese. We laughed, for I have yet to learn a lot. Also, YAGOO was captured, and sentenced to life for High Treason.

This was my dream until I woke up. If you had a dream about your Oshi, can you share it?