/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Ok I will be going to work now so save any further uestions about the retro expedition or the potential sanalite war for later. Ill answer shit when I get back.

>>27549494
>>27549599
Well then that clears up a lot. Although i feel like it brings a whole new problem. Has artificial island building always been a thing people can do? Seems advanced for the time.
IDK ill let other anons think what they want.

Gentlemen/sexy bitches

bumping with squirrels is new way to bump

Tomorrow my day off. Will post more hooman stuff and start up encounter with nasa. You lot are all cool btw just a reminder.

i casually watch kiki btw shes actually a sweetie and has an extremely SEX model that i have fapped to

>>26910278
she was cute. I just.....understandably put incest and sex together naturally. Im sure you understand.

>>26840511

Jayawan logs ch 3.

Ok. So I decided to do a little research on these hoomans. They all act so miserable all the time and I really want to help them. There has to be a reason. One of the guys told me they have this place called a library that stores an absolute insane amount of information. So that's where I started my investigation.
I had a lot more time on my hands since the 2 other parties left for the border. Still, I really envy Hamdani desu. She gets to have all the amazing druid sex while I figure out help to help the hoomans.

So about this library place. HOLY FUCK ITS BIG! And there is an insane amount of information here ranging from pretty much all topics. Since we cannot read the language of course I have decided to step up along 2 of my crew members to ask the hoomans to teach us their ways of speaking. As is risuner tradition we are not going to force them to learn ours. If they came to us that would be a different story.
This is probably going to take a few months but the witches and elders did give us a very long time to be here. It would be super useful as well because apparently the dryads speak somewhat similar. At least that is a rumor.

I told the rest of the crew anything that they did not know already. In order to get out of the dock area and inns I split the crew up into 3 scout teams to explore some more of the nation. Luckily we could just use the trail from the other 2 expeditions to make it easier.

Finally I decided to do something in addition to learning the language. I want to go to who ever is in charge and ask them to allow free sex everywhere. Normally I would never impose such an insane idea but I have seen so many bland faces and these people seem like they need liberation from whatever cruel government controls them. Maybe I am misunderstanding but for now this seems like the right thing to do.

>>26841737
Im unironically proud of you

>>26529257
Ask them to lick it out. Assert dominance

Rose senpai my darling. I do know of an event in the US civil war called the battle of the crater where a bumch of confederates got blown the fuck up by union soldiers. They dug a big tunnel and placed explosives. I feel like any surface assault on /rose/ would just get fucked by explosives.

Jayawan logs ch 1.

WE FINALLY DID IT! After months of sailing with 9 pinisi and hundreds of risuners alongside our deadbeat friends we have finally made it to the lands of /who/. It has been an extremely long journey and sometimes I would question if coming out here was even worth it.
I think what surprised me the most was that Apparently these people knew we were coming. We didn't tell them anything. And yet they had a whole group of people ready at the docks? Everything looked prepared and all fancy. Maybe these people can tell the future.

Anyway getting off the boats was a bit of a challenge. There were many of what looked to be soldiers watching us. It was a bit scary seeing so many of them but I assumed they were doing it for our own protection. And if things did go wrong I personally had no fear since our deadbeat friends were right behind us.
The man asked me for some sort of paper. This was a bit awkward since I had no idea what the fuck he was talking about so I just offered him a bag of nuts. He did NOT seem pleased by this. In fact he seemed to be really freaking annoyed by the whole thing. Luckily the deadbeats have been here before Apparently and cleared up everything. I guess they wanted to make sure we were "official".
I mean of course we are official risuners who else would we be and why else would we come here? Silly hooman.

Since we had a big group of over 100 of us it was difficult to keep track of all of us. However hoomans seemed to be all over us. Not in a bad way at all we really liked the attention. I guess they wanted to make sure none of us got lost. How nice of them.
Sadly they weren't interested in any sex. It was really disappointing they were all over us but no matter how much we shook our tails at them and made it really fucking obvious they wouldn't do it. Apparently they have a thing for openly having sex in public and that's a no no. You have to be discrete or something? Who the heck knows but oh well. Rules are rules and we don't want to be naughty.

Ok about the food here. I have never seen food like this. They insisted on this 'hamburger' that they like so much and well honestly, IT WAS PRETTY GOOD! Hamburgers are just bread and cooked meat but for some reason I really liked it and most of the crew did so as well. They had lots of other food too but we mostly stuck with the hamburgers and the ones with vegetables.

THEY HAVE FUCKING WALNUTS LETS GOOOO! Walnuts are some of our favorite nuts and they even had some we have yet to see. Pistachios and almond I don't believe are found back home. At least I never saw them. Since they wouldn't (openly) have any sex therefore no nuts we just settled with trading our nuts inside the pinisi for their nuts.
They have pretty gems too but my god it took a while to find and they don't seem very obsessed with them like we are. The only one I could find is a bit of amber. Oh well it's only been a day.

The next day I made a big reveal. The 9 boats were actually not just for /who/. We actually came for the magic forest people and was suggested by the deadbeats to stop here first. Most of the crew would go on to /uuu/ and /nasa/ on their own separate expeditions. Currently as of now negotiating land routes to get there or if traveling be sea would be most logical.

>>26125395
1115 = end of kronii canal arc? IDK I just want a year that I was personally introduced to this thread.

writing up tri fleet at /ggg/ today. will have it out by tonight

>>25734892
WARanon is just waiting for the tri fleet to engage the hoomans so patiently. Man has waited a long time.

>>25620820
Then we can take all the pretty gems and you all can take everything else.

>>25458277
Ah i just got home. I was going to do the thing about naming settlement elders but I guess ill have a read first.

i like the squirrel

>>24965667
bruh. thats a fucking bear. I actually watched a few videos about squirrels doing obstacle courses and shit. Dem fuckers can become their own parachutes and jump from insane heights. They also do the cat thing and always land on their feet. This wouldnt exactly apply to risuners but the tree climbing and fast running thing I did mention is a trait of theirs. Risuners have dex maxed out kek

>>24883720
>>24883382
>>24883757
RISUNERS LOVE EATING NUTS

>>24661241
Sex education with risuners back in our land.

>>24501294
Clock people are definitely what got risu so interested in the outside world. The only reason why I didn't do a captain log story of visiting there originally was because so many of you were here already I felt like I didn't need to. But that actually sounds like a logical idea now given the decline of kronies with them going back to their land and risuners just being curious in general. Not to mention the distance is extremely manageable. It will come in time I can say. I believe the original idea was to have /inf/ be based of kronies frostpunk streams where because people work themselves to death that they are a powerhouse of technological achievement. Knowing stress of work + /inf/ horniness risuners would be far more than welcome knowing they love to exchange nuts just as much as your people.

>>24228342
I really didnt want to kek. I like being open to options since it seems that i single handedly write most of the lore but fuck yeah its one of the best parts of it desu

Btw yo meatheads. What kind of accomodation would cities have for foreigners. I was going to assume apartment like buildings unless you had a better idea. This is pretty much all i needed for the captain log unless you want to include more details.