/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>31055126
hmm. sounds reasonable. I just like the idea of mega trees kek.

Ok you fucks ill be gone for a few hours WRITING SOME LORE so have fun and ill brb with some shit.

>>30912697
Neriah logs ch 4.

That was the most unexpected thing ever. We were about to leave and all of a sudden Ardy came out of nowhere and proposed to me!?

He came out of nowhere and said the nicest things to me. It was all so flustering and out of nowhere I couldn't think straight. I told him to give me a minute and let me think about it as I got on top of my ship. All the other crewmembers were discussing it with me.
"Are you actually going to do it?" "Can you even make love to a metal man?" "What does his nuts taste like?" "Can he even nut?"

So many questions and honestly I did consider it. I would love to be the first person to teach an onobot about sex. But ultimately I would have to decline him. As bad as I would feel about it I did not really get to know him enough and as far as my knowledge is concerned having a baby would be impossible.

I really did think about being able to teach the bots about love. I would go down in history in this country that I love so much. There would be a lot of benefits and I truly feel bad. I'm sorry Ardy...please don't hate me for this. I will gladly have sex with you whenever you want but marriage is just too much.

>>30826628
Just finished actually.
>"Yes we can, though I do regret it, indeed we must. Because your people will never learn until they experience this for themselves"

This shit actually hurt to read but it makes sense in a fucked up way. Risuners at this point in time would resort to these tactics and get fucked. I'm no military autist so idk how that shit works but coordinated attacks vs scrambled tribal attacks is a no brainer. Maybe PPnon can read it and see what he thinks. Also be very careful about the use of those magic staffs btw. Those are barely in production and risuners will only use those in extreme conditions (which I suppose this would count as one) but remember that it is top priority that nobody would get their hands on one. Other anons pitch in and tell me what you think pls I'm only one dude.

Now for some questions
1. Were the ghazis in the fort? Couldn't the fort be burned down if it was made of wood?
2. Would the unorganized attacks have any effect? Surely it did a little bit of damage. You never specified ghazi casualties.

One last thing. Take into account this would be something that either deadbeats or kronies would be helping us with by now. So if your gonna do another one I want that to be in your head. Obviously the mep bois are doing a very nice job but all the help is appreciated. Ill be leaving for work now but my chapter 3 will be out before I sleep.

>>30640706
Jayawan logs ch.5

I WAS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING! THIS PLACE IS ACTUALLY FUCKING AMAZING!
Ok so holy fucking shit it just seems that the port city was the area that did not have a lot of fun activities around, especially with us limiting ourselves to our own ships and a few local inns. The scouts told me of these areas specifically designed for the amusement of the people with strange metal contraptions that reminded them of kronie technology.

We went a bit further inland and encountered a few towns. They were a mix of nice and a few of them a bit racist but of course not everyone is perfect. In general the reception was a pretty positive. What shocked the rest of the crew is what the hoomans call "fairgrounds". They somehow make these giant metal waterfalls with things for you to sit in and it was so much fun! Suddenly the crew was very excited to be here.
They had all sorts of fun games and little huts where they had sweet food kind of like what the luknights had. We had so much fun that we even almost spent all our nuts on this one specific park that had a lot of delicious food. The guys there were really happy with us but I sadly had to put a stop to everyone's fun so we didn't bankrupt ourselves. Hamdani and Enoch would have been pissed if they found out we spent all our nuts on games.

Beside all the fun games they were things to do like what they call a theater. Some lady told me that the theater sucked but I said that surely it couldn't have been that bad. Well it wasn't bad but it took too damn long and most of the crew that came with me fell asleep. We were much more interested in their zoos. They have animals from all over the place even other nations including a big deadbeat one. They didn't have too much from us though but that is to be expected. The boss man asked us if we ever come back to bring an executor goose.
The hoomans also party it up in the streets sometimes, and in their bars they love to party but they fight a lot so we stayed away from there. I will admit that spending most of the time in the fun park was probably not the best use of time and research but GOD DAMMIT IT WAS FUN! I'll have to make sure the other two don't see this log or I am fucked. And not in the good way.

Last thing. Apparently the port city is just as cool with their festivals we just arrived right after they were done with one. So combination of bad timing and me being a nut brain. Oh well, at least we can "explore the culture" of the hoomans now and not be bored. I need to go learn how they make these water things. For research of course.

Ok just gonna say that PP and Alice need to unironically go to /soc/ and meet up and fuck. And this is coming from the boi that wants to have my ass plowed by rose sexpai. Will not shit on PP though since he does write a lot. Btw ri2ner hows that modernization movement coming along? Are you working on anything new or have made any progress on current stuff?

Hey faggots, want to read some Kazyscnsky

Fuck me MANS

>>30274643
(please retcon/delete the current entry that is the fourth Jayawan log and replace with this)

Jayawan logs ch.4

Ok it turns out I have been GREATLY mistaken. I have spend about a month in this country, 2 weeks have been dedicated to learning basic phrases and enough of the language where I can have at least casual conversation. Some of the crew are picking up on the areas I missed so it should not be a problem.

Right now I realize the stupidity of my plan. For so long I want these people to be reformed but I do not even know about the rest of the nation. So with that being said I think the next move is to tour the rest of /who/ with an escort if possible. I have heard rumors of some fun festivals and other things taking place here but so far have never been able to see one myself.
The scout teams I sent out being mixed results. Some say they were treated harshly and told to get the hell out of whatever place they visited while other say that they had success and luck even if the village was the same. It must come down to each individual risuner. I ordered more scouts to be sent out while I prepare for this tour.

I also think that these guys probably think I am insane or something. Every time I am in the library trying to understand the language I always get that creepy feeling that I am being watched. They probably know that I am trying to start a revolution of some kind and if I am right about this weird feeling then I probably should stop with it. I will see if the SEX revolution is necessary after more of the country is seen.

Overall the results of /who/ have gotten slightly better. Sure it may not be the paradise of /uuu/ but it is still nice and I do not regret coming here. And hey we now have papers if we are to ever return so that guy doesn't have to bitch about it again. Seriously how the fuck was I supposed to have papers if I have never been here before and never heard of these papers. Fucking idiot.

>>30098341
Kek. I think the TREErats would know a FUCKLOAD about trees so silviculture would be dominant. Yeah this is what ill just go with. Humid sub tropical rainforest is fucking back baby with a bit more dryness on the left side just to keep the flavor up. i just dont wanna have to re do literally everything lore wise so fuck it time for retrobros story

I either base shit off really low tech tribal people or off Indonesia in terms of looks.

>>29733362
In the logs I have the story written as he does not die and is stopped just in time. And fuck it I am done with this timeloop so I am just going to say the fucker lives because I am too lazy to change it.
>>29733466
Because of what I said above I will say that you bois will be warned about any possible sanalites still loyal to the "evil grand directive" but other than that I don't see a reason why it would be a problem. As for any remaining sanalites in /risu/ they would undergo interrogation about their directive loyalty and be watched for a while before being trusted.

>>29542773
My vote on this
1. 4 (I am definitely not in favor of /mans/ being near /risu/)
2. Yes
3. Yes
4. Abstain
5. No

Tell me if this needs to be adjusted.

1118 VTE Risuners first make contact with /inf/
/inf/ declares /risu/ as a protectorate which we agree to

1119 VTE /risu/ declares independence while allowing /inf/ to be a big trade partner and in exchange for a road system linking both sides. The city of Demeter is established.

1121 VTE The very first Pinisi is constructed. It is immediately sent out to /morig/ in an attempt to make /risu/ a global power

1122 VTE (early) Contact with /morig/ established and trade route confirmed.
Cahya is selected to stay as ambassador.

1122 VTE (later) Sumargo's expedition to /rose/ is launched
Meatheads teach us how to mine bog iron.
The Retro Reich makes contact in Demeter.

1123 VTE Nasfaqg make contact and establish operations in Sabatangan.
Luknights visit Silvanus and establish an embassy.
/morig/ establishes a lumber depot in Silvanus.

1124 VTE Contact with /rose/ established
Diana's expedition to /meat/ is launched
/inf/ complete the road. Ceres is established.

1125 VTE Stories of /uuu/ have reached risuners. Risuners ask for aid of all powers to build a FUCKLOAD OF BOATS
Contact with /meat/ established
Neriah's expedition launched to the Retro Reich
Sumargo returns with /rose/ representatives

1127 VTE The Tri-fleet is complete. Jayawan, Hamdani, and Enoch selected as captains and launch for the 3 northern nations.
Diana returns from /meat/

>>29375817
Exactly as I expected and hoped

>>29293774
Enoch logs ch.3

Ok we have finally arrived at Kirby Village. It did not exactly look like a village but there are a few places that look really nice. These things are called "escape pods" and they are made to come down from the sky. Sounds cool even if I don't fully understand how it works.
At least the accommodations were acceptable. They even had places where they make bread and a pool for swimming. It all looked really fancy.
(The disappearance of Gading)
The morning we noticed he was missing we all panicked. Immediately we began to ask questions about his disappearance to each other before asking the sanalites. We found him in a weird room and he definitely did not just walk in there. His hands were tied up and there was...food all around. It was probably the most shocking thing I had ever seen in my life.
Had it not been for the fact that apparently they were ordered to abandon this grand directive before Gading was killed then I would have ordered our immediate retreat and possibly staged an uprising. However with the bribe of some very beautiful peridot I instead ordered my group to never wander in groups of less than 3 and scream at the sign of any trouble. We were all extremely cautious of our hosts after that one and even took turns on night watch.
Fortunately for us, things did not seem to escalate. In fact it seems like everyone just forgot it happened or at least that's how I saw it. Still my entire crew were nervous for their very lives and determined that since they were about to leave anyway that we would depart back to /uuu/ and meet up with Hamdani once they departed.
(The big party)
Hey the Luknights are here. Who would have thought that they would have shown up all the way from the candy kingdom. Well to be fair our homeland is extremely far away but I thought that we were the only ones crazy enough for such a thing. Not that I am complaining or anything because this was one heck of a festival. There was so much food to eat and stuff to drink and dancing. Sadly no places for sex so we often had to excuse ourselves and the luknights didn't seem interested.
Overall I consider this mission so far to be a success. We got some of this shiny peridot, and I learned so much about the cool things that the other nations do that don't rely on the power of magic.

>>29219235
i should be part of this

>>29104774
ah ok. I do want to continue it at some point since it seems plumdrop wants to tour the whole country. He will be the risuner expert along lady toffy.

I like Risu

>>28865031
ill watch for a bit but not gonna get too distracted.

>>28680529
I am sane thank you very much.

>>28621357
Yeah we risuners just wanna have fun and talk about seggs.

>theres a fucking hank hill vtuber
retrobro what the actual fuck. that make me kek harder than it should have.

>>28024026
im a fucking derp.