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>>29067104
I do not believe I saw the risuner flag in the archives while searching so in case it is not here it is

>>28304070

Neriah logs ch 2.

Well. I really did not imagine that this trip could not be any more exciting. These guys once we landed and disembarked from the pinisi told us that we are to be some sort of art model. They asked for me and a bunch of the crew to be drawn...naked! IM GONNA BE A SUPERSTAR HOLY SHIT!
Not to mention some of the people here are made of metal. Like what the actual heck am I looking at and how is this possible? I know armor exists but metal people entirely? I bet the luknights would get a kick out of this. Actually I kind of want to show off these metal guys to our friends just to see their reactions.

Seriously though what the fuck is with this proposal though. Not that I am against it in any way, in fact I am REALLY quite excited to spend hours naked in front of a bunch of horny boys. Hell I hope they spread that art all across their nation just so I can become super famous. It will probably be a mystery to me but I never understood the idea of staring at someone in a picture. I'm right here and if these young boys want me to be their first I would just love to show them the ways of exchanging nuts. It's my duty as a risuner representative to exchange our beautiful culture after all. I could not think of any way this could go better. The retro reich is paradise so far.

(A few days later)
Oh my god they really love us. All the people have been so friendly so far. And they look so COOL! They all have such pretty clothing and HOLY FUCKING ACTUAL FUCK WHAT IS THAT SEXY GEM! ITS SO PRETTY I NEED TO HAVE ALL OF IT!
I guess they call it amethyst and its something that they find here in decent quantities. Since gems are one of the most important things that the higher ranking risuners want I decided that this would be the perfect thing to primarily trade for. That and their weaponry. They do have some guns which would be super useful. Not to mention I like old stuff and what a convenient excuse for indulging in my nerdy love for relics.
We are currently heading to the big castle. I guess we are gonna discuss a few things over there? I don't know exactly what but I can't wait. Everything has been simply perfect so far.

>>27874908
I await your response retrobro. I made it kind of short on purpose as to let you do whatever the fuck. The next one will be much more in depth about Neriahs ambitions. Like I have been doing more recently with reps I wanted to give her a defined personality to match the supposed destination so a collectors dork seemed perfect. Also Neriah is a woman who is an extremely rarity among risuners for she is in her 30's (yes shes a hag) and is not married. She prefers a single lifestyle and likes to envelop herself in history. Also she has medium tits and ass so no giant booba but not loli either. She loves sex too and actually gets a massive kick for being a "teacher" for those who are virgins or want to practice.
TLDR 3 main goals
1. Collect nuts
2. Exchange nuts with locals (preference on the inexperienced to teach them how to pleasure a woman)
3. Collect old ass shit that looks cool.

>>25306476
YOU BET YOUR FUCKING ASS SHE GONNA BE GOING THERE! Nah risuners love nuts and gems so if there is a merchant that sells those they will just stare and hope to get them. Same with any trees that grow nuts especially if we have never seen them before. We are a simple people

bump hours.

Yeah. Ill do risu morig. I know you guys want teak wood and some ironwood which is less in supply but available. I either can do it while Cahya is away or assume this is much later.

>>23837956 I remembered
Dianas logs ch 2.

(Before arrival)
Well the time is upon us. We have found the /meat/ mainland and the entire crew is a mix of excited, scared, and even a few are hoping for vengeance for lost family. I gave extremely strict orders that nobody is to attack under any circumstances unless they are attacked first.
Every contingency plan is in effect in case a deal cannot be made. And we damn well know what were gonna do if a single one of us goes missing.
The landing point appears to be a forest. As we closed in it seemed to be a nice looking place quite similar to home. A bit of relief in what would be the most stressful mission any risuner to date would take.

(Arrival at the shores)
The pinisi is parked and we began unloading. So far no sign of any natives. And thank fucking god because even though there are only 35 of us we look like a small raid force. I thought it best to ascend the trees and travel extremely light. 3 groups of 5 will split and explore each with special horns that we would blare in case any danger arrives.
Moving along the trees we realized that the forest is not nearly as big as we thought it was going to be. There was a decently sized flat land in front of us and from very far away we could see what looked like some kind of structure. Seemed like a good place to check out so scout teams moved as close as they could before nightfall took over.

(Night time)
Well fuck. It seems these people may be onto us. Everyone is on extreme high alert. They have whole patrols everywhere but they're not coming to the forest. At least not yet. The kronies did mention some big bay farther to the west that was very active so i'm guessing that they must be lighting up that particular bay. Must be important to them.
Luckily the boats did not seem to notice us. Must be because of the dark so I take it as a sign of good luck and Risu watching over us. There is no way this will last forever. We will be seen at some point so I shall designate a meeting point that gives us a good escape route.

(Day 2)
We evaded any form of contact but I fear with these guys constant ships going in and out that this will not last long. 15 risuners guard the ship and have orders to either flee on boat or in the forest in case of attack. Me and the rest split into 4 teams of 5 and move in. Eventually we confirm that building sighting earlier and decide to move in.
After climbing some steps we come across some sort of shrine to one of the meat goddesses. Most of the crew at this point are overly paranoid and weapons drawn. I give a general statement and order to everyone.
"Listen up Risuners! I understand that you all have lost family and friends in the raids of the past. Believe me I know the feeling, most of you know my grandparents were both taken a few years back. But if you resort to killing them then not only will that make the situation worse and further endanger innocent risuners but get yourselves killed too. Even with our new iron weapons and armor we are no match for warriors of their skill. We are her to put a STOP to all of this once and for all, not to let it continue. We cannot go back in time so instead let us change the future to ensure the survival of /risu/. I know many of you want reparations for people taken and I will definitely negotiate that with these guys. The kronies are our friends and they seem to trust them so why cant we?
"We know that they will come here to this statue and light fires for the bay down there. It will be here that we meet the first of their people. And let me make one thing clear. If ANY OF YOU FUCKS ATTACK UNPROVOKED I WILL KILL YOU MYSELF AND LET THEM DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH YOUR BODY!"
For a moment it seemed that they were even more scared of me that the meatheads. I did what I had to do. Most of /risu/ are grateful for the iron gifts, the knowledge of strange but wonderful new lands, and of course the assistance in designing and building our first pinisi. These people that I call my crew are for the most part the last of those who feel the desire for revenge. They were the only ones who volunteered for this mission and I knew why really quickly.
And now as I am writing this we wait. Wait for the night crews to come, if that is a regular occurence. The plan is set and now there is absolutely no turning back.

(Day 2 afternoon)
Welp. They found our ship. The risuners guarding it immediately took what they could and fled into the forest. They were so out of breath when they arrived since they brought most of the cargo with them. Strangely the meatheads didnt emerge from the forest. My guess is that they must be going to one of their cities to tell someone that were here. Well at least all of us are here. With extra trading commodities and the safety of the other half of the crew I feel a bit better. They know we are here. Now all there is to do is wait for someone to show up and hope its not an army. Risu please protect us.

>>23436932 (holy fuck risuner remembered to anchor)

Sumargo logs ch 3.
3 months in /rose/

Alright a lot of decisions have been made. We must wait for the summer of this land to travel back to /risu/. Of course this means we will be here for a while. Well its not all bad here as the locals have been pretty friendly so far.

It's a damn shame that it took my scouts this long to find anything but it seems they found the remains of some city. Destroyed stone homes or what appear to be homes. Something terrible must have happened here. Strangely inside one of the ruins we found lots of stuff relating to flowers. Did flowers use to bloom here?

As far as language goes a few of my guys have been picked and dedicated to learning how they speak and acting as translators. Of course they have been teaching me as well and we can now communicate using extreme basic sentences. 3 months of being anywhere will teach you a lot of things.
I feel that since we are the visitors that it would be appropriate and polite for us to speak to them in their native tongue instead of trying to get them to speak our language. We will ask them to learn from us if we ever see their boats approach us (do these people have boats)?
In fact that's a good idea, I should ask if some of these rosebuds want to come back to /risu/ once we set sail. I'm sure they would love an environment that resembles their own bodies.

About our survival situation. Its getting colder but we have much more knowledge of surviving in the cold. Lots of us have grown accustomed to cuddling with each other using our tails to warm ourselves up. We kind of have to since its too late to travel back and it will be half a year before we can travel back as I said before. Luckily these shiny gems that are apparantely called "rosestones" make heat.
So not only do these people seem to love nature but they also have the power of magical gems. I only wish I knew how our own magic gems worked. Maybe one day ill be promoted enough to learn about the rumored "gem witches" but thats for another day. We really do need to start trading more of our stuff for these rosestones. Surely the rosebuds must find a way to use our nuts! Even if its to make trees or for eating or something.
We like cuddling with any of the rosebuds that offer but these are very few. The ones that do come around however seem to really like us. Like always they definitely don't seem interested in doing a nut exchange and once again i had to smell that absolutely DISGUSTING odor a few weeks back. Likewise I have come to the possible conclusion that these people seem to look a bit down on us due to our constant sexual activity.

These rosebuds from what we can tell also seem to have some form of government system. They have ranks among themselves but for some reason their bigger leaders are nowhere to be found? There is way too much missing that I need to know. In a few months however then surely we will know enough of their language to be able to effectively communicate with them. And when we do of course our priority will be to gather knowledge and rosestones.
I just hope that our witches back home get a good use of these rosestones because it was really annoying at first to deal with this cold. But if my plans go as I expect them to then we should be sitting comfy very soon.

Hello bois. It is the OGsuner again with some things and stuff. As you all have seen >>22184662 we are building lots of BOATS and are using said BOATS to go visit people. I plan to write stories about each encounter and will remind myself about the lore of each nation. since /morig/ is really fucking close to us they shall be the first to be visited by risuners. Expect us. And have your nuts ready.

ill put lore for each major settlement but pasuma is considered the most sacred one being in close proximity to risus temple. so that will be a no. i think the red line would make the most sense, ok goodnight for real though i need to sleep

>>20302009

gentlemen. In case i have not done so yet this is the official risu flag

About chuubanite. As i have stated /risu/ uses it to accelerate the growth of their trees and give bountiful harvests of nuts. And the nuts themselves contain magical essence. Now risuners replant every tree that they chop down so take that into consideration. Also i just thought of a brilliant idea but im gonna cliffhanger you all and wait until tomorrow to post it. I saw some talk about how the chuubas would interact with the world and it only makes sense with the lore i came up with that it be this way. Anyway goodnight from the risu rep. Cant wait to tell /inf/ of our official trade negotiations and to travel by land down to meet /mep/

>>20098323
Hello everyone. I rep /risu/ and here is more lore stuff.

>Nuts- Nuts are the core of /risu/ in many ways. It is our food source, our economic equivalent of paper cash, trading commodity, alchemic ingredient, among other uses. We Risuners love our nuts.
>Nuts 2 Electric boogaloo- As well as physical tree based nuts we also exchange the other kind of nut. Yes risuners tend to be very sexually active and mating is extremely common. The rule we do have is to not nut into someone that is married or taken so this type of exchange tends to be more common among younger risuners as well as single ones. Risuners that are married of course do it with their mate on average 3 times a day.
>Physiology- Risuners are humans but with a small squirrel tail. They can climb trees quite easily and their teeth are exceptional at cracking nuts open despite looking like normal human teeth. Risuners known enhancement is their tree climbing ability which is made easier due to special grooves that they put in the treees connected to or near villages for ease of access to their homes.
>Food- In addition to nuts, risuners do eat some corn and fruits. A few of them have taken to eating leaves when nuts are not available. It should be noted that risuners have some degree of lactose intolerance, likely due to their squirrel based traits. The nut milk from their forest they seem to have a natural immunity to but is currently unknown if this applies to milk from outsiders. Regardless they seem happy to sticking to nut based food for now.
>Religion- Risuners know that every november, their oshi arrives in every village and collects the nuts of every risuner. This is their most sacred tradition as the squirrel needs these nuts to survive. In exchange for the massive quantity of nuts given, the villager in each village who gives the most physical nuts without resorting to foul play will have the honor of giving risu their most special nut. Yes thats right, whoever produces the most nuts get to "nut" right in risus mouth which of course she enjoys just as much as the physical nuts. This is a risuners ultimate dream and honor. The pleasure is undescribable and even a risuner with a husband/wife will proudly say that nutting in the magical oshi was the happiest moment of their life.
>Land description- Risu does have beaches and small plains but the area is mostly dominated by the magical jungle. Unknown to most risuners is that the jungle is feeding off chuubanite buried underground. There isn't a lot there but its enough to make the plants grow at an accelerated rate. Nuts and all other plant life is abundant creating a natural paradise.
>Technological tier- Risu is a primitive tribal society with stone tools and wood as their primary building block. Many structures of risu are made out of wood and either are on the ground or are interconnected to bigger tree trunks. Many if not all of these tree platforms are connected via a network of wooden bridges (think star wars ewok village for reference). They use fire of course for heat, cooking hunted animals, light, and sometimes just decoration. A risu village will be easily identified by the massive amount of torches and fires going on in it despite being made of wood. Buckets of water are literally everywhere in case of a fire breaking out.
>Relations with other nations- this section is developing always. /inf/ is our current friend and more recently we have been reached out by /nasa/ and /rose/ among a few others which ill update this if i forgot.
>Message to all outsiders- We at Risu will accept visitors. However you must heed our warning on these matters. DO NOT TRY TO CONVERT OUR RELIGION! Anyone who tried to steer us away from worshipping our oshi will be immediately declared our enemy and will die in the geese chambers.
Please respect our strange ways/looks. We understand that foreign outsiders will be different than us and will respect this but we will expect you to do the same to us.

More to come. I will anchor this but I will keep updating over time so I hope its not too much of a bother.

>>20053881
Ayy i didnt ever play this game but i saw the vid and liked the idea. My whole idea was going for an ewok village from star wars. Fire in torches for lights everywhere, stone campfires for cooking hunted animals and a bunch of other buildings/farmland for turning the gathered nuts into something useful. There would be a bottom layer of buildings containing most of the farms and gathering posts as well as trade hubs for both risuners and outsiders. Above that would be a top layer around big tree trunks that resemble ewok villages with bridges to connect each other. Risuners are of course very good at climbing and a lot of trees nearby settlements have special grooves in the trees to make climbing even easier. Ill update everything when i get back home today, give it about 7 hours.