/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I love Ayame!

Ayame has set a new standard of fakeness in Hololive. Bitch CRIED on stream . why ? like I want a serious answer why ? life was too hard boo hoo .
I don't hate her , but I fucking hate her enablers (meaning fanbase, manager and Hololive)
At this point I have zero empathy towards her so I don't care for her existence .
BUT If I were one of the girls I would straight up declare an ultimatum to COVER going : "yo we are out here busting our asses WORKING having no sleep , having mental problems and shit to put money in YOUR POCKET while this bitch straight up disrespects the hustle , shows up once in 2-3 months ,doesn't put work to anything at all BUT she still gets all the benefits ,all the deals and all the money as we others do ?? "

Ayame is in wrong desu. Spin it however you like.

Watching Ame~ as we wake up and return back to the deep dark void of space as we're going to solve this Space Mystery once and for all this time so tune in for one extremely comfy adventure with the cutest detective in the whole wide world.
While Fauna has completed her first ever Minecraft speedrun! Despite getting slapped around by overenthusiastic Endermen who teleport into her fist as well Enderdragon spanking her soft, supple behind she managed to persevere and defeat the beast! Her current best time is 2:41:59 which is a good time for a first run! She can only go up from here, GO FAUNA GOOOOOOOO!
While Polka has some extremely interesting BGMs to her comfy Minecraft stream where she's using a vast amount of gold blocks to create a giant Omazurun Statue on the JP Minecraft server. She's being very giggly talking to her chat while building and it's a very pleasant stream.
While in less than 30 minutes, the members of Kronii will be tactically rolling into their couch as they watch The Truman Show with their oshi in what's probably going to be a real comfy time...or exciting time depends on what kind of movie The Truman Show is.
Ollie and Astel, the dynamic duo, came together to deliver a new cover song today. This time they tackled the super fun song called Childish War. Whenever they get together to do something you can be sure to leave with a huge smile on your face and possible side aches from laughing too hard. If you haven't given this cover a listen to yet, go give it a stream already stinklord.
https://youtu.be/pOsqlM_6JcI
So friends, where we at?

Sweet merciful heaven, if you thought Ina was a cute little dopey dork before, wait till you get a load of SMOL Ina. Is being this cute and dorky even legal? Takodachis around the world must be dying from sugar overdose as Ina creates a nightmare tako, took it to space and then transformed them into a SnowTako through the power of magic. She even gave them a cute little scarf! This is essentially a drawing date with your beloved priestess. It's fantastic. Also Smol Ina's flaps have physics and that's way cuter than it has any right to be. Lucky goddamn takodachis getting hugs from Ina...and then vored like the takos they are! Now they even get to dress up all pretty in a maid's outfit, Ina Tensai!
Iofi released a cover today! She sang a nice little ID song called Buatmu Tertawa. Iofi's lovely, fluffy and soft vocals coupled with the beautiful illustrations of the MV really makes this particular cover so peaceful to listen to and watch. If you need to just relax out and calm your mind for a bit, you should definitely consider putting on this song. It'll help you forget about the world's various problems.
https://youtu.be/beSTVUWjDPI
Today, ChocoShubaLuna celebrated a whole year of being amazing friends and in celebration they released this super fun cover of Cherry Cherry Bomb. Basically Luna with the help of a super enthusiastic Choco has conquered the heart of Subaru who is now safe within the clutches of the cutest princess in the universe. If you haven't checked out this cover yet, you're missing out big time and you should go stream it as soon as possible.
https://youtu.be/BAx2GtYGJxs
So friends, where we at?

Fear not /hlgg/, dead hours will soon be over because Ina's going to show us how she handles hunting monsters...on the PC! That's right Ina's going to kick some ass with the demo version of PC Monster Hunter Rise. Dango Song in 4k! Doggo petting in 4k! Ina carting in 4k! This will be a show of skill and not of grinding since more than likely the demo gives you a weapon, some armor that's okay to use for it and tell you to figure it out yourself! Finish up your reps, this is going to be fun!
Ollie's birthday was today! Besides the innumerable amount of call-ins she received today because she's just that lovable, she also uploaded a new cover song too! This the first ID song she ever officially covered and she did a pretty top notch job with it. Give it a stream if you haven't yet, you'll make Ollie happy if you do.
https://youtu.be/4IG4BYARwZI
Watame had us cheering her on during her spectacular solo concert at Zepp Tokyo yesterday but she wasn't done healing our souls and spirit with her beautiful singing. She uploaded a wonderous cover of Fansa today and you'd have to be a real dummy to miss out on a Watame cover, hurry up and give it plenty of streams, the cutest sheep in the world deserves it and so much more.
https://youtu.be/rzV_EmHIvlo
KanaTowa teamed up with Squeenix and brought out the theme song for the companies newest RPG Deep Insanity ASYLUM. I don't have to tell you that when these two team up to sing, it's going to be a guaranteed breath taking experience so all you have to do is just listen to it over and over again because it's so goddamn good.
https://youtu.be/23nEnPOXLEk
So friends, where we at?

Jamming out and looking at Miko's big beautiful radiant smile as she heals our weary hearts with her fun karaoke stream. She's singing with all her heart right now and she's being super adorable, so if you guys need some warm feelings, go tune into her.
While Flare's actually getting spooked by all this television warping and static inducing monsters in Little Nightmare 2 and she's completely engrossed in the story and doesn't know what the hell is going on.
While Okayu's getting munched on by a bunch of leeches as she finished the main game and has immediately moved on to taking on the DLC for the game. Her seductive moans as she loses her life is something else.
While Akirose, despite taking a relaxing lava bath earlier is still working as hard as she can to find the END portal and take on the Ender Dragon. Losing a bunch of good equipment isn't going to stop the spirit of Mukirose from punching a dragon in the face.
While Anya is once again proving that she is japanese with this japanese only stream of hers. She's thanking all of the japanese supachats she received for her stream today and understands every single detail and accents. No one is more japanese than Anya, just give up /hlgg/.
While Lamy's pack opening was...pretty painful this time around but she still managed to pull a signed card which made her elated. She's now being cuter than usual reading through supachats.
While Watame's still catching up on SCs as she's spending the rest of her day here reading and thanking everyone for the support while going off on her usual tangents.
While Professor Aruran is back with his tools once again because the whole that he made can still go deeper as he's already touched bedrock. All in the name of science, there are no breaks here. The Upalupa genocide that has rotted his mind has not yet been healed.
Tamaki and our cute AZKi decided to get together and deliver us a cover of the song Vidro Moyou made by Yanagi Nagi. The two of them sound outstanding and harmonize beautifully singing this song. If you haven't been exposed to this amazing performance, you should hurry up and get to streaming it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jsvz5Bdv7U
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame get down on it on the dancefloor as the fabled 3DVR boogie stream is on it's way. Hope you guys have done your stretches because this stream is going to get really funky like you wouldn't even believe! Or rather you would but it's been delayed for a bit...no need to worry the stream will still go on, this just means you have more time to get your old bones all cracked for shaking.
While Roberu's finished up with wiping his bar down and Bar Robel is once again open for business. If you need a drink or two for Ame's dancing stream, he's the bartender that'll get you buzzed up.
While in 1 hour, IRyS is going to show us why she's deserving of the title "Mama of HoloEN" by showing us just how well she'll be able to take care of a baby in Mother Simulator. Hagposters may or may not have already gotten themselves ready for a spectacle.
Rushia had an amazing concert today for her 2nd Anniversary Celebration. She even gathered up some great Holomems to sing with which included my oshi Ayame, Haachama, Shion, Pekora and Okayu and every song she sang was such a blast to listen to. If you didn't see it yet, I recommend you get caught up with the VOD and then you can come back and listen to her nice cover of Goodbye Sengen!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEs80XOSSHQ
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ollie sitting around with her Zomrades cheering on whoever it is she's cheering on since she's holding a watchalong of that Chess Tournament where she absolutely mogged the hell out of KizzieKay. If you're not interested in that then you've got about 35 minutes to do some more reps and get ready for Ame doing some Apex Legends practice for her upcoming collab with Roboco and Towa. Roberu's Bar Robel is also being opening in about 30 minutes, so you have the choice to cheer on your winning son as he fights the urge to go to the restroom during his stream.
Speaking of reps, Rurinee got together with Suisei, Nene, Saki and MaiR and pulled out this amazing cover of Absolute 5. If you haven't given this cover a listen to yet, I implore you to go hurry up and check out because you're going to be blown away by the huge amount of singing talent every single girl here has.
https://youtu.be/hiekN5DmNZE
So friends, where we at?

Watching tiny Choco who woke up out of no where because she dreamed about Mel, who then proceeded to watch Mel 3Ds and because of doing such things...she decided that she wants to play Apex Legends. The only goal here is to have fun, there is no road to Plat and going insane. Everything is unranked and she's having FUN. ACTUAL fun with Apex Legends.
While Ollie has absolutely no knowledge of what this game is and is trying her hardest to ignore backseaters as she plays through the Henry Stickman Collection. I'm sure you guys aren't tired of seeing these streams, so enjoy another zoomer playthrough.
So friends, I'm a discord style attentionwhore!

My oshi! She's coming back! She's going to be singing! It's been a whole month and some change until her last stream and now I can finally put her at the top of this list of mine in full force! Go Ayame Go! Show them your awesome power!
In the meantime you can catch Choco finally able to bring people to her house so she can cook for them once more. Today she's got Tama- ah wait, those are big breasts so it's Yuzuru's she's got over for a dinner date. Go watch these two lovely ladies giggling over a meal.
While Mio's pulling out all the classic songs for her karaoke date with her fans today, she even got on her hot mama outfit on for the occasion.
While Kanata's working hard on her pixel art she was building with Coco. She's also telling us some stories about the two post graduation such as Akirose buying the both of them a pretty expensive dinner as a graduation gift for Coco.
While Miko has...a very interesting looking Monster like holy shit what even is it, it looks like a tiny trolly car dog hybrid. It's absolutely incredible. This is going to be a very good Monster Hunter 2 stream.
While Okayu's done screaming her head off playing Paon and has moved onto the supachat reading. She also announced that she has an announcement coming up in pure Okayu fashion, so there's something to look forward too.
While Rushia had an incredibly unlucky Uma Musume stream and is now reading through supachats in order to make herself happier reading through all of her fans kind words.
While in 10 minutes or so, Daisenpai is going to put on the Jellybean suit and dive around, chasing for that crown in some long overdue Fall Guys stream!
While in 10 minutes or so, Risu's going to not be singing despite playing One Hand Clapping, a song that's controlled by using your beautiful voice to change the landscape and solve puzzles. Instead she will probably go mmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee, or something like that in true treerrat fashion.
So friends, where we at?

God just hearing that preview was like taking a shot of goddamn adrenline, I am actually so incredibly excited to hear that new Gura song. What and incredible birthday bash this has been. Gura deserves this happiness and so much more. Gura cute! GURA CUTE! That song is going to be so good! Gura singing such a chuuni song holy hell, how does one calm the raging fire building within one's body!
So friends, where we at?! And how ready are you for Reflect?!

Watching Aqua beating this entire adventure now as she's taking on the final boss of RE7, unloading bullets after bullets with no remorse, but somehow still ending up getting chomped despite playing on CASUAL. Luckily she finally beat it on her third try and has saved her wife and everyone can live happily ever after. At least until RE8 happens.
While look at Watame go! A flying sheep, that's who she is, grabbing more materials as the Uber Sheep and still maintaining her own materials for building.
While Coco's still being cuter than usual, reading through all the support and supachats she received today, laughing and giggling with fans.
While Miko's finished with her Dark Lord dungeon construction for today, and has switched to zatsu/supachat reading.
While Astel wants to see what all the hubbub is about being a delivery person since he'd never try it, so now he's getting that water tossed into your face and then getting stabbed to death experience with Night Delivery.
So friends, where we at? It's only six days KFP, be strong and know that thos days will fly by quickly and you'll be reunited with your favorite boss.

Sitting around with your good friends in /hlgg/ as we cheer on this bouncy cheerful clown during her always entertaining karaoke sessions. She even brings out the kazoo and jams the hell out with it during some songs, if you're not listening to Polka Radio then you're not living your life correctly.
Akirose is also doing one of her fitness ASMR like streams on her Exercise Bike over at her twitcasting which you can click here to go to: https://twitcasting.tv/akirosenthal
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy lose it almost as bad as 9S currently as she witnessed the shota break right before her eyes and now her mood has soured as bad as when she made the Pascal decision, now she's listening to these pods explain the situation and she's back to being way invested into the story.
While Temma is still happily building and smashing walls while occassionally wiping out marauding monstrs all in the name of obtaining materials for better equipment and blocks.
While in 35 minutes, Botan's coming online to Minecraft, probably to chill out with her fans while casually working on more preparations for the upcoming festival.
While in 35 minutes, Roberu will be PRETENDING to play NKODICE, seemingly because Cover can't seem to work out the permissions to stream it despite Nene about to unleash her full power if it doesn't happen.
A final reminder that HoloRO celebrated six months of being in Hololive today and thus dropped onto us this cover of Ochame Kinou. It's so cute and adorable and if you don't hurry up and stream it at least once then you're going to be real sorry, okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjz3owWnbU
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gawr "Missisippi river is a lake" Gura raise everyone's concern flags as she talks about how forgetful she is and that I bet if you told her this is a paper bag you can rip up and dropped her in said bag, she still wouldn't be able to find her way out of it. But it's okay because she's cute especially when she goes off on little tangents during her supachat readings.
While Amelia keeps breaking this goddamn Doom game instead of finishing it and it's absolutely hilarious, at least now she's on the final boss and we're finally going to witness Amelia descelae the violence which has escalated to its maximum.
While Lamy is still busy turning everyone multiple people on /vt/ into Lamy when all she's doing is talking about her experience with VARK and date with Botan and thanking all of the supachats she's gotten.
While he did it! Finally our seaweed disney princess Astel has made it into Diamond I! If he makes it, he'll be actually one of the few Vtubers who have managed to go to Solo Masters and will definitely line him up as a big hit to grab during tournaments. Go Astel Go! Current Rank: Diamond I, the last hurdle until Masters.
Speaking of nothing I spoke of in those descriptions, Mori released an English Rap Cover of Roki today and it sounds super dope and sick. Like wow this cover SLAPS and even comes with Unity at the end. If you've been skipping listening to it for this long then how do you even manage to think with such a malnourished brain? Maybe if you watched the cover, you'd be part of the cool and smart class of /hlgg/.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nI1CDsNZI0
So friends, where we at?

Congratulations to Kiara who's made it to 1m Subscribers off stream and now has to fry some of her KFP members for ruining her big day! Congratulations to HoloEN for being the first generation out of all of Hololive to have a full house of 1m subscribers! Now we get to stick with Kiara for a whole 12 hours, strap in boys.
While Matsuri's quite literally breaking her bank for our entertainment as she wants to do the most unforgiving gacha roulette called Apex Legends and she won't stop until she gets 1m subscribers. She currently has 990k good lord.
While Roboco is holding a contest and brought in the great painters to compete against each other in a battle of art. These painters are Kanata, Akirose, Coco, and Subaru, may the best artist win the battle.
While Flare's got pistol in hand as she's continuing her scary adventure into RE7 and getting herself prepared for some chainsaw dueling with Mr. Baker himself.
While Aruran's not letting his rhythm mojo cool down as he's jumped right back into Crypt of the Necrodancer, taking on the third stage of Hot n' Cold.
So friends, where we a? And are you ready for 12 hours of ORANGE!

GO OGA GO! SUPER SAIYAN GOD OGA!

It's almost time for Hololive First Generations concert! I hope you've gotten all of your snacks and drinks at hand because this is going to be one hell of a show! Fubuki, Mel, Haachama, Matsuri and Akirose have been practicing hard for this and their efforts are about to bear fruit right before our eyes! Even Kiara is here to give us some lovely chicken commentary as she's watching it as well.
If for some reason you're not watching the concert, there's no need to worry, Temma's got you covered as he's playing through the new season of Dead By Daylight.
So friends, where we at?

What's up mother f-words, the moment we've all been waiting for is FINALLY here. A brand new arc is starting as Coco's HoloEN collab ban is finally lifted and we're going to get so many amazing streams with Coco, I'm just absolutely ecstatic.
Ame's finishing up her watchalong with the REAL MAGICIANS in The Illusionists.
While we still congratulate Botan on 800k subscribers as she's closing out her Minecraft stream with a supachat reading.
Last reminder that my oshi Ayame released a song cover of Goodbye Sengan today and as usual, her beautiful voice casts a full heal on your person. If you need something to brighten your day, go and listen to it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1W4c7ym49Y
AZKi released one of the cutest and fluffiest MVs of 2021 so far with this MV for her song Real Melancholy. It shows us her journey and evolution from Final Boss Diva to Bubbly Idol and if you haven't seen it yet, bite the sugar pill and enjoy it down below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrblFfxDr4
Rikka released an MV for his song Archive today, a song he made to honor the graduated members and friends of Stars. A really sweet and powerful song, if you're skipping out on this then you're really missing out something beautiful in your life.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biNtMOSIFH4
Also I better see you at Roboco's birthday party today, because you have no choice but to go. Just like you have no choice but to listen to her cover of Envy Baby. Drown in her sexy eigo and playful high energy singing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZoMJfIpmA
So friends, where we at?

ROBOCO DID IT!

Listening to Ame continuing being cuter than usual reading through her supachat readings while continuing to go off on fish tank tangents but sometimes talks about chocolate chips and desserts and other various topics and why is Ame so pretty /hlgg/? Look at her she's radiant. Really can't wait to see what she's got prepared for Ina's birthday.
While Lamy is performing her duties correctly in Nier Automata, murdering every single robot she runs into, including those that pose no immediate threat to her simply because they looked at her wrong. 9S would be proud of this.
While Roberu finished wiping his bar off and is open for business. He actually managed to not go to the restroom 10 minutes into the stream but you never know how long he's going to last chatting with his fans and talking about his future watchalong with guest star Temma and other things.
While in 43 minutes, Mori and Gura are going to show the entire world that they have THE BIGGEST BRAINS in HoloEN because they're going to take on the co-op puzzle game We Were Here Too and I hope you guys are ready for some high calibur thinking and turning.
Unrelated note, Polka released a cover of Vampire today. An absolutely outstanding performance by the clown fennec her unique and wild vocals really give this such a unique feel to it and if you don't believe me then just have a listen for yourself and see just how great it is.
https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rM
So friends, where we at?

My oshi Ayame feeling really good today so she decided to stream some more Monster Hunter! She's defintely been practicing off stream as she's now gotten confident enough to face Kushala Daora on her own among other high rank monsters. A stark difference from when she first started out the game. Come check her out if you want to hear some cute oni noises while she slices and dices monsters up.
While Team Purple (Towa, Selly, Bora) are destroying the opposition in this sixth day of CR Cup scrimmages. Hoping for a big Towa win during the real tournament, go Towa go!
While Matsuri, Uruca, and P4KAEL are also finding some success with their training, pulling in some good numbers during the Apex CR Cup scrimmage, hoping they place high as well.
While tick tock /hlgg/, Nene and Lamy are pooling together their high IQs in order to solve these puzzles together in the game Tick Tock.
While Miko's got a big ole smile on her face, flying around on her elytra in the JP server, making creations in the name of Shiranui Construction.
While Kiara's holding us at gunpoint ONCE AGAIN despite us already having streamed Heart Challenger to 1m, while she gleefully jumps back into Yakuza 7, enjoying the swanky look of Ichiban and the gang.
While Okayu's comfy series of Dragon Quest IV continues with her mogumoguing the monsters she runs into, slaying them for their EXP and trying to get out of this castle without dying.
While Watame returns to Story of Seasons after a small break from it, just to have a nice time taking care of her farm animals and mining underground.
While Kanata's going to be joining in on the Minecraft adventures with Miko, hopefully they'll have an impromptu collab.
While Roboco removes her empathy chip as she unleashes the killer robot within, starting her journey into the rough and tough universe of GTAV.
While Flare's got drink at hand and is going to basically just have a nice tipsy zatsudan with her chat, with quite possibly loads of drunk singing!
While Akirose picks up her Gunlance off the walls once more as the call to hunt beckons here to slay loads of monsters in Monster Hunter Rise.
While APEX SAIYKOU!!! Yells Ollie as she's finally able to satisfy her addiction and get those ranked points up. Current Ranked Bronze II
While Suisei's showwing off her knowledge of Japan by listing every piece of district that makes up the entirety of Japan.
While Mio's monster in Monster Rancher 2 is doing her best during tournaments and is really showing off the amount of love and hard work Mio put into her. Go Hikarun Go!
Also SorAZ released an incredible song cover of Seishoujou Ryouki today. If you haven't heard it yet, then what are you even waiting for, hurry up and it a listen, it's fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM20uZAv6kc
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina stomp and smash all these angry as hell crabs and koopa troopas in this underwater temple segment of Origami King, giving us those blessed panicked Ina noises as she doesn't have the brain capacity to line em up.
While in 1 hour and 10 minutes, we're going to gather together because Temma's Eigo learning stream continues as he's going to have a watchalong of The Greatest Showman for his 18th Day.
While in 2 hours and 10 minutes, Gura's ready to get the snot scared out of her shark nose as she tackles the werewolves and beasts of RE8 as well as get stapped on by big mommy breasts.
While in 2 hours and 10 minutes, It's going to be time for another day of Lamy's morning stream, looking to be a comfy zatsudan today after her horror game yesterday.
By the way, Rikka and Mori released their new original song today called Spiral Notes. Mori's rhymes are wicked sick and Rikka's voice is autotuned a bit too much but it's honestly still a fairly decent song to check out. If you haven't checked it out yet, give it a listen or so, maybe you'll dig it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWCMh1ZmzE
So friends, where we at?