/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>4827598
this, I never was racist and said zhang as in just the antis. but now I wont so much as eat rice unless I have earned it by causing suffering to their kind.

>>4809958
anon this is for a gura gf, not a normie bimbo.

>1) dont be autistic
depends on your definition of autistic but overall extremely wrong, you to just make your menhera appealing to the female mothering instinct. this is a good one, because you can get away with a lot with the right girl. dont overdo it if you have The One (true gura gf) because it is not a long term thing.
I had one gf from london I pretend to be poor, she buys me all kind of things, very nice! but btw, she was 6"1 giantess. so definitely not gura gf. anyway, I digress.
gura gf have a very strong mother instinct. remember it! your point number one is bad. BE MENHERA and appeal to the mother instinct!

>2) be attractive
well, I guess this is part of human nature you cant really change. even ugly incels do it, but its also subjective. some girls like dad bods, and being in shape is overrated - get an active hobby and it replaces the need to work out and is also productive. and if you dont have looks? well, just pretend you dont care about looks! but secretly, you have to improve your looks. sorry, just human nature. and yes height is important I am 6ft but if you are short it can still work you just have to be like cute or perhaps a free thinker musician, idk.
you may need to get some good buffs such as playing music, or whatever something that works for you.
for example, me, I do hobbies like streaming, erm... idk, I guess video games, and when coof wasnt there I did wildlife rescue. by the way, depending on the girl something like this can be THE factor - you can pretend to be a very caring person for animals, OR just a edgy guy who likes animals more than people, depending on the girl. be smart and use everything to your advantage! think and study the girl but not to a creepy extent. (or at least, hide the creepy extent!) probably a lot of other hobbies can work like this but for me I just really do like animals so it feels nice to save birbs.

3) oh this is a good one. this is the biggest factor imo.
DO NOT join random servers or communities. CREATE them, and not because you can groom retarded girls (thats fucked up!) - it gives a big buff to your appeal when you are the ones who makes things happen rather than wait for someone else to do it. and the leadership meme too (kek, leadership of a gaming discord. but it does work).

4) first part correct, second part stupid. you almost had it.
you WAIT for the girls to come to you. but not just stand there. you create the moment of the meet. never be obvious that you pursue! and be careful not to just be straight up manipulative. be semi clear that you want more than friendship, but not a thirsty kind of guy.

t. cumbud who is not attractive or rich but manage to get a lot of gf's even though I am a 100% hikki, some of my ex gf's used to be the ones to use the phone for me, because I claimed to have too much anxiety! (a lie, I was just lazy). I also dont have low standards I am ashamed to admit but I hate ugly/fat girls. (rude but truth). well hope it can help.

(oh fuck I spent too long writing this cringe shit but I didnt want to start watching a long video while my nuggets cooked).

this is unironically a big yab, but since its so normal and accepted in the "western vtuber "fandom"" it flew under the radar.
remember when this happened between.... you know.... the other two who are having sex with eachother?

heh, nice work mori. now people cant timestamp the f*rt.

>>4805387
been edging for gura for almost 18 hours straight, sad to lose the high but I guess it has to end somewhere. since my record is 40 hours it should line up nicely for when she streams again accounting for sleeping and rest hours

>>4801629
huh, yup. looks like a website to me
*turns off (you)'s for this post, closes tab*

>>4801422
who are you talking about? im not bullying anyone. if someone wants to be friends with them im sure the holy quartet will be nice to them - they are all very nice, perfect kino friendly girls. especially my oshi gura.

>>4800124
sorry I forgot how I need to break things down for people new here. I will try to make it so you can please understand.
listen carefully:
>kfp and deadbeats do not like each other on /vt/
you can look through the archives, find me one example of a genuine takamori poster - JUST ONE - and I will kneel. this has been LITERALLY the worst official paring in hololives history, worse than marine and rushia. :o
most of the people posting shit about deadbeats right now... guess who they are?
ill give you a moment, I know youre a smart little cookie, you can work this out.
thats right, kfp! ;)

>kiara is no longer the weak link, mori is
im assuming you understood this, im not going to insult your intelligence. ^ w ^
regardless of how true the final yab rrats are (spoilers, its not that serious, people are just bored) this is the general consensus of /vt/ at the current moment. if its true or not? well, thats up for you to decide my friend! thats the fun part - discussion and debate with fellow 4Chan users! :P
now, please remember to familiarise yourself with the rules before posting further. you may have heard some things from the subreddit you came from, but contrary to popular belief, we do not bite! :)

fuck off back to discord maybe someone there can tell you

>>4780232
I have a rrat in my head that people think im trolling with, but I believe she has some kind of power, like either a monkeys paw effect or a devil deal. perhaps she wished to be loved, but like a monkeys paw it just made people go crazy for her.
she seems to have weak health, has a lot of misfortunes, has "played fate" as in tempted fate to her own advantage (funny moments) multiple times. and she has eluded to the fact that fate is scared of her once.

she also doesnt seem absolutely happy, sure she is enjoying herself but theres always a small amount of sadness in everything she says, like she either knows she didnt "earn" it or that she is not looking forward to when the devil comes to collect.
it makes me love her more if this is true.

do you guys remember the funny joke where her name is cantaloupe

>>4758110
This was a good time! I enjoyed those maps.

>>4741525
chris was back when cover itself was a literal who, and aloe quit she was not fired.
if one of them were to quit, it would be completely unrelated to anything going on now, so you cant predict that it will be from EN.
sorry but nothing even comes close to actually getting anyone fired right now.
even if mori fucks connor and gigguk off stream and tweets about it and then says they raped her and posts the video as proof, cover will still not fire her.
the next graduation will be something nobody currently has predicted. there hasnt been a real high profile hololive graduation yet, because aloe doesnt really count.

except maybe shion, but flavor of the month rrats like hers come up all the time. they all seem to spell doom until the next week where they tweet about how they feel better now and everyone forgets about it.

>>4741809
hahahahaahahahahaahahaahaha!!!!!!

>>4730639
>ip didnt go up
lalalalala im not listening!

>>4644269
>chumbud
BASED
>ONLY FUCKING DAY OFF
nvm, NOT BASED! tik tok, wagie! those burgers wont flip themselves! dont forget my straw again, the refund comes OUT YOUR PAYCHECK.

>>4630630
stock 17 with a light is all I need fren

>>4516950
she does it because shes a little piggy snort laugher, its so cute. im 99% sure this is the reason she always does it, piggy laughers are always so self concious about it and she has done little piggy snorts a lot of times before.

I was tinking of sending a fan mail I think I am gonna do it now

Just can't stop winning

>>4319714
seethe

>>4318999
>takes the million subs milestones before you
>takes the live viewer alltime record before you
kek

How many milestones will she reach? Can't wait for her 3D debut breaking the internet