/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

AAAAAAHHH THE NUMBERS
EVERYTHING NEEDS TO BE NUMBERED.
The numbers of subscribers. The numbers of views. The numbers of likes. The numbers of comments. The numebrs of streams. The numbers of streaming hours. The numebrs of superchats. The numbers of memberships. The numebrs, numbers, NUMBERS, NUMBEEERS AAAHHHHH I NEED MORE NUMBERS.
The numbers of posts. The numbers of antis. The numbers of votes on polls. The numbers of ogeys. The numbers of rrats. The numbers of doxxes. The numbers of her body count. Numbers, I can't live without the numbers. I cant function without them, each waking moment I need numbers. The numbers of the amounts of farts she did. The numbers of pukes. The numbers of sneezes. The numbers of hair follicles on her little cunny. The numbers of her healthy eggs that can be released into her womb. The number of wrinkles on her anus. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS OF MEDS, NUMBERS OF SCHIZOS, NUMBERS OF MENTAL ILLNESS ACROSS THE NATION. When I go to sleep, all I see are her numbers, they keep ticking and I cant shut them off. I count each number of my oshi, counting the numbers of things I know about her and the number of things I don't. I have scripts that go through the threads and calculate the number of posts for her. The numbers against her. The word count numbers. The letter numbers. The image numbers. The UUUUOOOOOHHHH numbers. The numbers of [DELETED]. I cross reference the numbers and build new number based narratives out of the numbers.
I run multiple ranking sites to see the numbers go up and down. I number post on /hlg/. Numbers on /hlgg/, 5ch, 2ch and all other places. Numbers, numbers, NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS NUMBERS

>>24035746
Idols don't poop you idiot

>>23586359
It's a picture of somebody not exactly at a high point in their life, and it really isn't allowed I don't think because it breaks rule 1

>Constant male/female collabs all week
>Males always joining some random stream from one of the girls and making it a collab
>All special events need to have all the males in it
And the worst of all...
>Males and females doing actual off collabs and even hinting at having had sex on Twitter
Jesus Christ, if this is what Hololive EN will become after the advent of Stars EN then I'm done with Hololive as a whole, not even gonna stick with the JPs because if JP management allows this shit they're pretty much slapping their western fans in the face anyway.

Maybe it wasn’t her fans, maybe it was the Nousagis trying to get revenge for their oshi since Sora absolutely demolished Pekora in the game of darts a few days ago.

>Viewers: Pekora, you will NOT collab with any holostars
>Pekora: O-ok, soly peko
>Viewers: Gura you haven't made progress in hours
>Gura: SHUT THE FUCK UP MY STREAM MINE WHY DONT YOU STREAM YOURSELF HUH?
https://youtu.be/pFZf6kWCAgU

Jesus, Gura is a bitch, she should learn some humility from Pekora.

I bet she's seething hard like:
>NOOOO I'M THE ONE WHO WAS SUPPOSED TO COLLAB WITH GURA NOT THOSE 2ND RATE VTUBERS LIKE MARINE AND AQUA
She's so obsessed with Gura she even demanded her pet Kiara to guide her through the EN seaver.