/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73859149
I used to have to do that with my dad lmao. I'm so proud of him for finding a way to fucking eat a vegetable.

>>42950379
I don't know anon, isn't it counterproductive to give him exactly what he wants?

>>42265053
since everything's depressing and the takaradachi have returned from seventeen years underground suckling at tree roots to build their strength up for their next emergence, i am going to give everyone a gift. of sonnyban porn.

do you think think alban and sonny do that thing where they pretend to flirt/say sexual shit but they're not really pretending but they're trying to justify that they're pretending and they keep pushing it until they wind up just straight erping and one day they start doing it over a discord call and keep going until they're basically having phone sex without acknowledging it?

until finally one of them slips and makes some vocalization- a breath, a gasp, perhaps just the wet sound that comes from touching oneself-

"a- are you... alban...?"

"fuck, i'm so hard right now... sonny..."

the breathy little whine in his voice is doing things to sonny as he pulls himself out of his pants and says the most cliche line known to man, but in the heat of the moment it doesn't even register-

"what would you do if you were here right now?"

and alban tells him, breathless and needy, all pretense of coy banter abandoned for the honesty of hearing sonny's hitched breaths through his headphones, like the man's right there beside him- he groans, then, he wants sonny beside him, wants to see his eyes go hazy with lust, wants to feel the throb of his pulse on his tongue; he says it all and his reward is the sudden jingle of an incoming call over discord.

the video isn't the best, but then, neither is alban's; the grainy low-light video footage of each other's arousals adds to the liminal eroticism of this moment as sonny asks him if he likes what he sees and alban is struck anew that this is sonny he's talking to, sonny that's worked up like this- all for him, just for him. alban knox has watched a lot of porn in his life, but somehow this- low-light and imperfect video- is the hottest thing he's ever seen.

"you should come over here, help me out... fix the problem you caused," sonny breathes; it's unfair that a probable-virgin with anxiety could say something so alluring, but alban groans despite himself.

"come here yourself," alban says through a throaty chuckle. and he's fooled around before, even if he's never gone all the way with another man- but he knows in his heart that if sonny was here, they'd find a way- he shivers, then, as his hand dips lower, the unfamiliar sensation of a gentle press at his entrance is itself exciting, almost as much as the sharp intake of breath from the other end of the line when sonny realizes what he's doing.

"you want to? you- you want me to fuck you?" sonny asks, voice pitching up at the end and half-incredulous and harder than he's ever been in his life, possibly. "alban?" he asks again, but the man just whines and lets out a little gasp, a breathy sound suspiciously similar to sonny's name as he touches himself, just a bit. he can't do much like this, doesn't feel like getting up to get the lube from his room and possibly shatter this liminal moment between them- but the thought of sonny working him open does more for him than his own hands ever have. alban grows shameless in his actions, shifting so sonny can see his index finger as it dips inside of him.

"fuck i want it, get your ass over here- get between my legs, give me something to really moan about," alban says, almost petulant in his demands ass he starts to work his finger in and out of himself, searching for that spot that makes him feel hot and molten inside- and shivering when he does find it. sonny watches as a thick bead of precum snakes its way down alban's shaft and across his hand- and feels himself throb when the man gathers it up and uses it to smooth the way so he can fuck himself better. and sonny's never wanted to suck a dick, really- never wanted to swallow around someone and feel them shudder against him- but in that moment he can feel himself salivate at the thought of alban's heavy weight on his tongue.

as alban works himself open, sonny fucks up into his fist, pretends it's something better, someone who can wrap their legs around him and pull him close-
cont,

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