/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>58754964

I want to tongue fuck her tailpipe. Like I want too drill right up into her guts and taste everything. Like a butterfly's tongue slurping up the nectar from deep within the flower. I want to suck up her butt nectar.

>>42084074
Gura's farts are consequential.

>>41391039
*poot*

>>41105555
I imagine Gura's butt looking like this girl I had a crush on in school, this perfect round little package, not all big and slutty, but cute neat and compact, pookey little thing. I loved how my school had a lot of starecases, my face literally inches from her butthole as we walked up the steps.

>>40748308
Imagine not wanting to eat from the source.

>>40244578
think about whose fault it actually is, which group of people are to blame. When you know who to blame, the world makes a hell of a lot more sense. But you're right, lets unwind to some Gura lewds.

i have bad grumbly in my tummy, i think it's a poo that is gonna sting my bot bot.

>>40030348
what do you think Gura's butthole smells like? She's literally a child, so I'm guessing pretty sweet and fresh.

>>39958488
If only they were as idol threats as they are mundane, but sometimes you just kinda have to step back and laugh. I kinda laugh when i tell my therapist about it in a jovial manner. All part of the cope. The first time I listened to Guras ASMR was during a particular bad period, and she gentle, and caringly pulled me back from the edge. I'll never be able to repay her for that. I'm coping, but for that one hour she seemed to really care, and that thing she said "When the world is too loud". I know it's gay and cliche and so many people probably say the same thing, but she'll never know she saved a life that day. Suicidal ideation continues, but I have never since then put into action actual plans to die, and have made no more attempts since then. No more badly tied nooses or bottle of pills in hand. Just thoughts, which i can just let go. </gayfaggotblogpostgarbage>

Do you think that if I peeled apart Gura's buttcheeks that it would smell nice? Would you lick her butthole even though she poops from there?

Welp, that was my fifth goom to Gura today. I'm too old for this. My balls hurt. Hopefully that gives her some energy today to get and feel better. I love you Gura. More than you'll ever know.

I'm currently having a panic attack. Maybe posting this will make me feel better. https://files.catbox.moe/rhoook.mp4

>>39308057
doom less.
goom more.

>>39289464
males with stinky penises! Mine is the stinkiest. That's why it's going to be the penis to breed Gura!

>>39280289
I wish that were true. Some of us are doing our best to cope, but most of it is all falseflagging antis and liars and people that want to hurt gura. Like I don't want a hugbox, but i'm so fucking sick of subversive lying fucking cunts. If you hate gura, just be straight up about it. But noooo gotta be all jewy and cheeky sneaky. Bunch of fucking pussy faggots. It's because deep down they're ashamed of what they are, whether it's men pretending to be women, big nose tribe pretending to be white, antis pretending to be chumbuds. All dishonest faggots should have their tongues ripped out.

It's pathetic that he got brainwashed by pied piper falseflagging antis into doing their work for them. Embarrassing.

People should have listened to the patientbuds. We might not be always right, but this time, we were. You don't always have to follow the pied piper. Patientbuds are like this because Gura has awarded our patience in the past on multiple occasions, and she will reward us again. Ah wells, after all this we'll be better at noticing the rabble rousing antis in the future. God I fucking love Gura and eagerly await her return.

>>38990199
vtubing and idol culture promotes traditional gender roles, and inspires whites to have families. Like Gura changed my mind about having children. And the jews and trannies want to destroy white families, so they injected the vtubing scene with western whores, male vtubers, collab beggars and intersectional feminist transgender antiloli antis to destroy the entire hobby forever. You should have seen the thread a few hours ago, it was literally all falseflagging antis. They use AI to generate posts that ALMOST make sense, but by the time you read it you realise it was all nonsense. Sadly it has convinced real chumbuds to spam Gura's comments with unconstructive criticism and downright harrassment. It's all so tiresome. I just miss my wife and want to see her again. But I'll remain steadfast. Like water off a duck's back.

>>38926190
I find myself coming more and more.

>>38843040
yeah nah, just gonna keep resisting anti filth. seethe. Needed like eight tissues for my latest goom to Gura. Meanwhile anti's just shoot dry goom dust cos they used up all their moisture crying about Gura not being good enough for them. Kek.

>>38808472
I want too fuck Gura in the asshole specifically BECAUSE that's where she poops from. Makes it all the more intimate, her very special most private place. I want all up in it. Right up all up in her guts.