/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69213607
She's fucking disgusting. Greasy chip fingers, vaginal discarge, piss and sweat and spit and snot, grotty fucking gross little gremlin. I want to fuck her every groove and seam. I want to fuck her unwashed full asshole while burying my tongue into her ear hole extracting her bitter ear wax like a hummingbird does with a flower. I want to lick up all those white snotty chunks in and around her pussy, and eat the gunk from between her toes, and lick the sweat from behind her knees. I want to tongue fuck her nostrils and chew her boogers. Imagine what her bellybutton lint smells like. FUCK. THIS FUCKING GIRL HOW DOES SHE EXIST, AND HOW IS SHE REAL?! No one would love her the same way I would.

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>>62052554
acquaintances would be nice, could use them to socially network to find more acquaintances, more girls, to expand the possible pool to find someone that might like me. Only probablem is someone burned all my bridges a few years ago, so there is no one within many degrees of separation. It's very hard to find huiman females to interact with outside of work and school. People say do hobbies, but doing hobbies for disingenuous reasons is going to be unfulfilling. Someone suggested to me doing exercise classes like hot yoga or someshit, because lots of girls do that, but i'd be doing it for all the wrong reasons.

>>27898258
They go hand-in-hand. The cute and funny uwu shark is entertaining and sexy and I'd also marry her for her personality so I can let her sleep in my bed and spoil her.

>>27503550
Well, I started supporting Gura because of her intimacy with us, and I think she wants to continue that. I'll be sad if she decides she doesn't want to or can't figure out a way to do it, but it's her decision.

>>27361272
sweaty sex with Gura! Slip and slide on her sweaty flat chest!

Gura with her ASMR and other cute intimate streams introduced me to a kind of comfy calm almost zen flavor of horny I never knew existed. It's almost a transcendent feeling.

I want to use one of those really long 18" anal toys on Gura, the bendy ones that actually wind their way up through the intestines. Want to use one on Gura, then pull it out and suck on the tip. Delicious.

I can't be the only Australian chumbud. No objections within 10 minutes and I fly this shark to Australia to marry me. Our offspring will ride kangaroos to school.

>>26172177
straddles it like a nuclear bomb

>>26080296
She'd probably enjoy sniffing under my foreskin.

>>26066221
Why is Gura's voice so erotic and beautiful. There's nothing like it. What makes it so bratty? It's not just the high pitch, other vtuber voices are higher pitched. Is it the vocal fry? The timbre? It even sounds like it's coming from a small mouth. It's just perfect.

>>26019686
Oh dear.. she's sweaty.. whatever shall i do. I sure would hate to have to lick all over her entire body, every crevice, under her arms, behind her ears, her neck, around her nipples, her bellybutton, over her pubis and down into her pussy, between her legs and pussy, and finally her sweaty buttcrack. That would just be awful. I'd hate to have to suck on her old unwashed pissy t-shirts that she used to wipe her little pissy cunt with because she couldn't be bothered buying toilet paper. I wouldn't use her dirty socks to make tea with. I wouldn't suck on her dirty panties throughout the day. Fucking gross.