/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

oh yeah while we're posting numbers, I have bad news; after the debut of encore, the average height of idol talents has risen from 141cm to 142cm

>>75676378
you need more time getting to know a chuuba before you can divine the qualities of their buttholes

>>75067753
japanese goblin man is the only thing that made dirt fun to play at all for years, so him
OMOSHIROIIIII
>>75067907
I don't really seek out or care about karaokes from vtubers I'm otherwise not interested in, but for everyone else then yeah that'll be a draw for her

>>74891809
like the others said cunny uoh sob etc. is older than that, and there are literally always normalfags still discovering what it means whenever something loli related gets any negative traction, so I wouldn't take that as a sign of any greater trend
>>74892230
it primarily originated from /tv/ subhumans posting 3dpd before lolicons appropriated it on other boards

>>74753387
katta - insane (mostly in a shitposter sense) russian GFE, streams a lot, does pretty lewd asmr and is pretty lewd in general, voted best vtweeter 2023

nikki - very cute very ESL actually israeli tomboy that does a lot of handcraft streams, hates viewers that don't chat with a passion

yuko - you've probably seen a million billion trillion gorillion catalog threads about her already

fuyo - very cute portuguese bullybait goober, la creatividad, streams a lot or is cooking something even when she isn't, terminal uohposter, does a lot of ASMR a little of which is fairly lewd, is basically guaranteed to be the EN girl that interacts with ES the most

rin - genuinely autistic british tumblrgirl except she's too autistic to care about anything unrelated to pikmin or splatoon, la creatividad, alleged toddlercon, frigid homobeggar

juna - very korean korean vtuber with basically everything that entails, still appreciates her fans tho and is cool otherwise, routinely rigs model monstrosities

poko - cute horny swedish brat, architect friendly, lowkey stacey, kind of straddles the edge of a few streamer archetypes, does some pretty lewd asmr but not often

momo - korean but cute but definitely still korean, college student dying from actual super AIDS (real) so she doesn't stream much or consistently, GFE with a few very lewd ASMRs but the status with either is kinda up in the air right now

kai - goober puerto rican in puerto rico that can't speak spanish, actually mentally handicapped, kind of like mori but with some of the wiggerspeak replaced with cute, canonically has a fat dragon cock, engages in a telenovela tier love triangle with momo and juna

coni - cute terminally online spaghetti american femcel brat, streams a lot, kind of straddles GFE, la creatividad when she feels like it, does a lot of ASMR some of which is kinda lewd, is naturally lewd and wants to be lewd but is too nervous and ashamed of being lewd so most of her viewers fantasize about having sex with the TTS instead

roca - perpetually horny cute dutch brat, literally always in SEX mode but in a teasing way more than anything super overt/explicit, plays a lot of older games, one of the best singers in vtubing

>>73874073
fuyo does a frickton of members only content, between the scuffed covers, watchalongs, many ASMRs that run the gamut from comfy talking to triggers to coomer ear licking, the hours long work streams that are mostly just zatsus, etc.
poko mostly does (usually shorter) zatsus with a sprinkling of your typical watchalong or community game stuff, and has a couple fairly intense coomer ASMR but those are gated behind the 6 dollar anti-gifted membership tier

I'm putting together a list of demands to send to aviel under threat of a fan walkout if they aren't met!

1. a chubby loli
2. an oppai loli
3. a brown chihuahua loli
4. nude toggles
5. pomf streams
6. official idol onaholes
7. official idol dragon dildo
8. official idol ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
9. pochi 3.0 debut that's just a foot cam
10. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
11. a cure for momo's super AIDS
12. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
13. post IDs on /vt/
14. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
15. coni castrating that one guy
16. our merch
>17. ban shana from all chats and discord for all time
18. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
19. intrauterine regression ASMR
20. goku in idol ES
21. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
22. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
23. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
24. complete removal of TTS
25. an academic study to find out once and for all if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
26. an idol moms generation
27. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submission
28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
30. send a hit mossad hit squad to deal with poko's neighbors
31. all future idol communications must come in haiku form
32. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
33. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
34. a nugget loli
35. a hag (loli)
36. a daily ration of SSRIs and antipsychotics for every girl
37. daily pavlovian beatings for people who bite bait and like hags (not lolis)
38. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
39. mandated diet, exercise, sleep, and vitamin D regiments for all the girls to promote better health
40. oyakodon asmr from literally anyone
41. a loli in white tights
42. binky toggles for all idol talents with a mandatory minimum of 1 binky stream a week
43. fanbox accounts for spaghetti stirring ASMR
44. offcollab 3D twister with the AC turned off
45. rin must stream as both herself and rinako on a permanent basis
46. no more dead hours ever
47. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually they start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>72610101
uuummmm you do realize the so called worms people usually find in apples are actually either caterpillars or maggots, right? the former burrowing in at either side of the core where the hole is harder to notice, and the latter being deposited in such a small hole that they're basically nonexistent

I will become an idol manager and enact the following agenda!

1. a chubby loli
2. an oppai loli
3. a brown chihuahua loli
4. nude toggles
5. pomf streams
6. official idol onaholes
7. official idol dragon dildo
8. official idol ass mousepads with authentic ass scent from each girl
9. pochi 3.0 debut that's just a foot cam
10. poko/koko shimaidon ASMR
11. a cure for momo's super AIDS
12. an air freshener for yuko so people stop going ewwwww
13. post IDs on /vt/
14. a formal declaration of all out war against phase connect
15. coni castrating that one guy
16. our merch
17. banning shana from all chats and discord for all time
18. make youtube fix their shit and then ban twitch activity forever
19. intrauterine regression ASMR
20. goku in idol ES
21. juna must do GFE as junny for at least 1 whole week and isn't allowed to be mean until it's over
22. coni must change her name to cunny permanently and change the emote back to :coniUoh:
23. mandatory lovense sponsorship streams for all the girls, including rin
24. complete removal of TTS
25. an academic study to find out once and for all if "roca rourin" actually means "rock and rolling"
26. an idol moms generation
27. rehire zoey into an official tribute liaison position and make her do a naked dogeza for blocking my eye tracker submissio
28. no more male managers unless absolutely necessary, and any exceptions must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
28. all male managers must be chemically castrated
29. conversion therapy for carnies
30. send a hit mossad hit squad to deal with poko's neighbors
31. all future idol communications must come in haiku form
32. allocate project funds to buy off divegrass refs
33. a 2 hour long Idol Corp movie animated by hard-degen with official voice acting
34. a nugget loli
35. a hag (loli)
36. a daily ration of SSRIs and antipsychotics for every girl
37. daily pavlovian beatings for people who bite bait and like hags (not lolis)
38. instant rangebans for anyone using randomized filenames
39. fuyo and coni do a collab asmr where they compete to be called the goodest good girl by the listener by trying to out pamper each other and eventually they start defensively accusing each other of being a more masochistic bottom and also at some point they end up swapping shticks to mock each other and fuyo starts going honk honk and coni starts saying yoyoyo and making weird goblin noises and then it escalates to kissies which is too embarrassing for coni to do at first until fuyo taunts her about not being a good girl if she can't give kissies and then coni immediately escalates to ear licking and then the next like 10 minutes is them playing tug of war trying to suck the listener's brain out of their respective ear and then at the end a winner is decided and the loser gets harapan'd with a full bladder and pisses themselves and then the winner gets too cocky and bratty about winning and gets corrected with also getting harapan'd into pissing themselves and this scenario is only going to become more evil and foul until they actually do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>72195057
not me (tho she was still 3rd)

>>72153599