/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

You dogfuckers scared Fauna, I hope you're pleased with yourselves.
Now I'll have to take her in for a few days and comfort her the whole time.
So you better take advantage of this no-stream period to think about your behavior.

>fauna cant stop glancing over at me
cute

>fauna wants to keep working harder and do more
love my kirin

>>50069622
weed can be harmful especially if your brain isn't fully developed, it literally makes you dumber which is worse than any cancer there is
The straight edge kids were right

>>49134874
May I suggest you tackle it like the story of Oedipus?
>You're a Sapling, and it is foretold that you would kill your stepfather and marry your mommy
>ohnononoidontwanttoruinmommyshappiness.jpg
>go away, look for another oshi, but lose your memory
>get wind of the prophecy, minus the parts about mommy fauna
>ohnonoidontwanttoruinmyoshishappiness.mov
>go away, look for another oshi, bump into some motherfucker
>kill him in rage
>in atonement, you go to hell, where Baelz is waiting for you
>"if you want to have a shot at life anon, solve the riddle of the Mouse"
>solve it
>holyshitimalive.mp3
>resume looking for new oshi
>oooh this fauna woman reminds me of my mommy
>marry her
>have four little saplings with her
>fauna figures out what has happened
>she hangs herself with a vine
>seeing her, you gouge your eyes out with twigs, and live in exile, never to see any other oshi again

Pomies...

love fauna

>>46694711
Fauna loves all her Saplings the same, even the retarded ones

>>45650720
Lmao you really touched a nerve there
the pomies are probably back at Fauna's BDay party right now since they're all cheating little sluts

>>33940504
cute

>>33721650
Fauna loves all her saplings equally

FauFau loves each and every one of her saplings. We are all so precious to her.

I love Fauna.
I watched a lot of different tubers, but never have I ever felt like this with one before. I would usually leave them as background noise, not give them my undivided attention. I would member if I liked what I listened to, sure, but I wouldn't even have dreamed of superchatting them, and that's exactly what I do with Fauna without even feeling bad.

I can listen to Fauna talk about anything, from games she likes, to her fellow Hololive members, to breaking bad, even to hypnogogic hallucinations. She can even talk about vegan food, which I have absolutely no interest in, and it'd leave a smile on my face all the way through. Just hearing her enjoy things activates something in my brain that just makes me enjoy it too. She's also really funny, and never fails to make me laugh when she streams. It's incredibly endearing.

There is also something fucking mystical about her voice, it makes me feel warm and safe. She doesn't even have to say it but just listening to her makes me feel like everything is going to be all right. Heck, just minor things like the way she sometimes breathes out in frustration soothes me. And don't even get me started on her singing! I know it's not great, but every single part of my brain but the one that acknowledges that it's not great just yells "HAHA FUCK THAT, IDIOT, THIS IS GREAT, HAVE FUN AND CHEER HER ON!" It's strange and weird but I really don't hate it. I also do not have the hugs she gives. I didn't expect to be able to feel them, but I really do. She's also been improving, slowly but surely, and it's been a treat to watch.


I'm not going to say she's perfect, but even if she's not, she has a hold on me hard enough that I can just forgive any transgressions. I just want to watch her. She makes my shitty days so much better to the point where I'm not even sure if I deserve the happiness she gives. When she doesn't stream, I genuinely miss her, and my mood somewhat tanks, though other Holo streams tend to at least soften the blow... I try to stay positive because I can't let this control me, but it just doesn't work... But I will absolutely treasure all these moments with her.

>>32106936
wagmi

>>27128398
Fauna is very cute in this game because she needs her saplings to be at her strongest

>>25919266
I like big sister Fauna the best. The mama thing can be nice when she's leaning on the Mother Nature thing, but she's most comfortable playing big sister.

Had a nice day out with my mom. Surely I cannot be the only sapling who has a healthy relationship with his mother, right?

>>24943013
I can't wait until tomorrow. I hope we get stupid high energy Fauna again.

me on the right

>>24868627
I love my Onee-san! She gives lap pillows and positive affirmations.
https://youtu.be/R52tdP-hRfU
https://youtu.be/GxJnt2PtSUk

I wont see her again today...

>>24460341
Fauna rarely if ever gets them and I'd take up the mantle if I knew what was worth timestamping otherwise I'd end up timestamping every fucking minute of her vod because she's incredibly cut and that's not helpful to anyone.

>>24418366
Fauna specifically wants to "earn" it by beating the Ender Dragon again. Not sure about the other girls.