/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Alright, here's a trolley problem for ya

A Fat Fuck is barreling down the tracks, to consume his next meal.

He is en route to eating your friend, Lapenis, who is stuck due to his steed's stubbornness.

Throwing the switch will instead make it so the fat fuck eats the four horsemen of the apocalypse, denying humanity's Final Judgement for another thousand years.

The Switch is a Deadbeat, who will only obey your commands once you show proof of purchase of Mori's newest BD.

The IRyStocrat will be sad if Cheebs dies and will no longer give you Hope soda whenever IRyS is streaming for at least three months, which thereafter he will only give you the Diet version.

Choose.