/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>42844547
No I don't have any auctions up. Not to mention any time i buy from the auction house I end up paying a fortune because everyone loves to actually contest me whenever I do buy something.
Anyways sorry that you think there needs to be self interest involved, but is it just me who notices this? Everyone here has jumped on an opportunity to squeeze someone elses fun out of the game. Happens every time, look at all the people relishing this idea of making one of the few players who are probably actually having fun get crushed for having fun. Someone comes up with an idea that might make the game more fun? 10 people jump to say the idea sucks ass and will never make the game good. Someone comes sup with an idea to kill one of the rare people still messing around and trying to have fun? 10 people jump in to say wow yeah that person having fun was really pissing me off to! Really weak shit if you ask me.

>>25883142
Un I will make sure every drop of your delicious essence makes it into my tummy goshujinsama

>>24873541
>You watch as Haato slowly, reluctantly pushes down on the lid of the pill bottle before twisting it open
>She shakily pours out a handful of pills, far too many, and dutifully pours the excess back into the small plastic container
>You slide the glass of water closer to her as she stares down at the two red and yellow capsules in laying in her palm, her brows furrowed in worry as if you’d demanded she swallow two insects instead of her prescribed medication
>Or rather, she looks like what a normal person would like in that scenario, Haato herself would probably much prefer to be eating bugs
>Is she really herself when she’s doing that though?
>That’s what the meds are for, in any case
“Haato.”
>She flinches, flicking her eyes up to meet yours, before taking a deep breath and tossing the pills in her mouth, snatching the glass of water off the table with both hands and chugging half of it
>Standing dramatically, Haato tries to quickly leave the room
>”Dere! I ate de damn-”
>She catches your displeased expression and closes her eyes
>There’s a few seconds of silence as she heaves a sigh and runs her tongue over her lips
>More measured, less squeaky, and with a much more noticeable Australian accent, Haato tries to placate you
>”I. Took. The. Medication.”
>You just silently stand and walk around the table until your directly in front of her
>Your girlfriend wilts slightly under your close presence and you feel her shiver when you put a hand on her shoulder
“Mhmmm…Still, I don’t think I can be too careful.”
>You carefully bring your other hand up to her mouth, prodding at her lips with your index and middle finger
>Haato grunts and turns her hand away like a baby rejecting the airplane spoon, but you tighten your grip on her shoulder and she relents
>Red-faced but apprehensive, the blonde girl turns her head back towards you and opens her mouth, allowing your two inquisitive digits to slide past her plump lips and into the warm, slick cavern of her mouth
>Starting at her bottom incisors, you slide your fingers along her canines and premolars until you reach her very back set of teeth
>You stretch your fingers out until the tips of them brush against the insides of her cheeks before hooking them downwards and dragging them along her gums back towards the front of her mouth
>Finding no signs of any hidden pills,you return your fingers back to their starting point before lifting them up to her top set of teeth
>Haato’s mouth seems to instinctively start generating saliva as your continue your investigation, resulting in the gril having to swallow the fluid and making her tongue accidentally brush against your wayward digits
>She lets out a whine as you push up into her upper gums, pressing your index finger to the right corner of her upper jaw, before sliding it all the way around back to the opposite side.
>You twist your hand so the pad of your finger is on the inside of her teeth, and repeat the motion
>Haato gulps again, and her tongue flicks against the knuckles of your searching fingers
>No pills yet, maybe she was telling the truth
>Bringing your middle finger back into the prodding, your press them into the roof her mouth before tracing concentric circles into the stiff area of her hard palate
>She shudders under your ministrations, and her hands grab onto your wrist as her eyelids flutter
>You just smile down at the girl as some drool starts to leak down your fingers and onto the webbing between them
“...Only teasing, don’t worry.”
>Haato squints at you, probably doing her best to glare but her flushed face and inability to breath through her nose while her mouth’s open robs the stare of any intensity
>You turn your wrist back over, pressing your fingers down onto her tongue like a doctor with a wooden stick as your other hand glides up from her shoulder to cradle her jaw
>You pull her mouth open a little wider, allowing you a good look into her open maw as your fingers move to either side of her tongue and press down on the flesh of her soft palate
>This time, instead of a whine, the blonde lets out a very distinct moan and can’t stop her tongue from lolling out of her mouth and laying against the back of your fingers
>You part your finger and continue to inspect the underside of her tongue, finding nothing
>Lifting your fingers up, her tongue has no choice but to retreat back into her mouth
>Before you can remove your fingers from her mouth and admit that you may have been wrong, Haato very deliberately drags her tongue up your digits in a long lick
>Looking back to her eyes, you see that they’re half lidded now, and her grip on your wrist tightens as you press back down her tongue
>Having given up the search, you decide to indulge Haato a little and scissor your fingers inside her mouth, half-heartedly trying to catch her tongue in between them