/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>47209196
some things are timeless

>>14803357
>Be me
>Be driving a rental van in local church parking lot
>See nice-looking girl
>Go to her house
>Give her head a good tap with the baseball bat until she forgets who she is and has autism
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Stick some owl feathers in her hair.
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Tell her her name is Nanashi Mumei, and she's the Guardian of Civilization.

>Be me
>Drive a rental van around local church parking lot
>See nice-looking girl
>Go to her house
>Give her head a good tap with the baseball bat until she forgets who she is and has autism
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Stick owl feathers in her hair while she's asleep
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Tell her her name is Mumei and she's the guardian of civilization

>Be me
>Drive a rental van in local church parking lot
>See nice-looking girl
>Go to her house
>Give her head a good tap with the baseball bat until she forgets who she is and has autism
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Stick feathers in her hair
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Tell her her name is Mumei and she's the guardian of civilization

>Be me
>Be driving a rental van in local church parking lot
>See nice-looking girl
>Go to her house
>Give her head a good tap with the baseball bat until she forgets who she is and has autism
>Help her up and carry her disoriented body to my place.
>Let her sleep on my bed as I sleep on the couch
>Deal with her freak out when she wakes up.
>Ask her if she's okay.
>"You don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat this." as I hand her a bowl of eggs.
>Ask her if she needs a ride home.
>Tell her to take care.