/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>59352519
>"bruh bruh..."
>PolitikZ (with a Z) shakily holds up a CD.
>"listen to muh... muh Soundcloud..."
>"Nobody even uses Soundcloud anymore," Frank says. "What the fuck are you talking about?"
>"S-Soundcloud..."
>「Please make me a vtuber...」
>"You wanna become a vtuber? Why?" Frank asked. "I'm not even angry. That's just... sad, really. I don't know what else to tell you."
>"b-bruh, bruh... mixtape..."
>「Please... I need to feed my kids」
>Seeing he has no choice, Frank turns behind himself and sees A-chan. "What's your name again?"
>"Yagoo-san, it's As-"
>"Alexa," Frank says, before pointing at PolitikZ. "Turn him into... whatever the fuck; I don't care, really. Just do it."
>A-chan takes PolitikZ away, and Frank finds himself alone, helpless, in the biggest struggle of his chromosome-filled life so far...
>Out of the pocket of the jacket of the man he killed, Frank pulls out a stalk of brocolli, which he lights up and smokes with relish.
>In times like this, a man's only refuge is the devil's cabbage...
>He throws the brocolli to the ground. "Well that did nothing."
>"Yagoo-san!" A-chan yells in a panic as he runs to her. "Help!"
>"Huh Alexa what the fuck"
>At his office, A-chan opens the door to reveal Politikz (with a Z) standing with two women who are also wearing hip-hop outfits. It's Mori and Suisei
>"Oh shit he's infected them!" Frank shouts, shocked.
>"サ-サ-サウンドクラウド..." Suisei mutters, trembling. "りんご... りんご..."
>「Sui-chan kawaii desu」
>"Oh hey, what's up Yagoo-san," Mori says, waving her hands. "Big ups on the new talent; he's got bars!"
>"Hey bruh check out my mixtape, mang!" PolitikZ shouts, before showing a bevy of CDs in both hands. "Check out muh mixtape!"
>"REAL VTUBER HIP-HOP (PolitikZ ft. Calliope Mori & Hoshimachi Suisei / INoNaKa Music)" is about to play
>A-chan asks, panicked, "Yagoo-san, what do we-"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVKWEyIiBGc
>deadMori.jpg
>https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=wcmKYgcQ6Q_xbzuB&t=12
>DeadSuichan.png
>https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=jeQdZGmhrGaMuXhp&t=19
>DeadPolitikZ.psd
>https://youtu.be/fVKWEyIiBGc?si=0keuY9wWytt-B9XD&t=30
>"Yagoo-san!" A-chan shouts. "You killed them!"
>In the middle of the chaos, Pink Guy crawls out behind a desk with the Tokino Sora cutout. He zips his pants then looks at Frank and A-chan.
>"b0ss."
>「what」
im gonna jump off a building now k thnx bye ily