/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I MISS MISS MOOSE

>>25092894
God I wish Haruka did to me what Vei did to Hexer.

>>24914876
I just want to be friends with this wholesome reindeer. I lost so many dorky friends in the war. We went to the same school. The thing everyone knows but doesn't really know about war is that it's the same people you joke around with at school. It's the same people you shoot shit with at the water cooler, at the coffee machine or during lunch break at work. It's the same people you interact with during all of your life, but you are just shooting other people like yourself, and the only reason you got the jump on them was the fact that they were joking about some stupid shit way too loudly.

Then you see the guy constantly making deez nuts jokes blown to fucking pieces. Bam, just like that. No dramatic death like in the movies. It's far more stochastic than in the movies. Just a random fucking explosion and they are holding trying to hold their guts inside their stomach. Then you go back to civilian life and you see a bunch of kids playing with toy guns and making silly jokes and it feels almost fucking surreal. You can't laugh at dark humor, not because it's too much, but because what's actually dark for you is too fucking far even for the edgelords that think they are the first people to learn about death. You start appreciating wholesome fun, because that is the only thing that is unchanged. That's the only thing that remains the same. A silly fucking dad joke is still a dad joke. Ligma is still a ligma.

You start realizing that people think that war being hell is cliche, when in reality they don't understand half of it. You feel dead inside. Like there is no life left. You want to go back to war, because at least brushing with death made you feel alive. Then you watch a fucking stupid moose jam to Rats Birthday Mixtape.

I just want to be happy and watch a silly moose be a goofball. Because a silly goofball is still a goofball. As if nothing had ever changed.