/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>28061825
>Konami hates Kojima
>Kojima assassinated Shinzo Abe

>hololive promotes parasocial relationships
>lonely NEET no longer outside breeding
>directly contradicting Abe's plan

Konami is run by the yakuza that fund the Liberal Democratic Party and they're fuming that this company is destroying the birthrate.

>There WILL be a next time
>...
>...
>...
>Alright next song!

>>26382641

REMINDER that Gura has an autoimmune disease. The mold she fosters in her house is for her penicillin.

Actually it's called "idle meeting" because they go idle from their stream to attend it.

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>>25264169
What if Kiara is her family?

Rrat: Ame has not sung Sell Out since Mori got signed to UMG

>Ame has big announcement that's NOT a premiere
>Mori not back in Japan until Saturday at the earliest
>Gura not down in the dumps about missing another off collab
>Ina taking her break earlier
>Kiara had a 25 hour flight back from the Maldives

>>19109693

Cover found a reason to graduate Rushia, to distance themselves from the #weloverussia tag that started trending last week. The minute the artillery shells hit the ground, they pulled the trigger.

[Rrat] Pokemon permissions are contingent on X number of talents playing the game during the promotional time frame. Ame has played every Pokemon game they've gotten permission for exactly once, and never again. Even despite saying she loves Pokemon, she has also admitted to never playing them off-stream either.

These are basically stealth sponsored streams, without the pay out, which is also why Ame is in hyper ADHD mode for them.

The real reason anons fear HolostarsEN is because deep down they know they'll drop their oshis for them, because in the end men are funnier and more talented than women can ever hope to be. Face it, you only like holos because they're cute, not because of their sense of humor or ability (or lack of) to play video games.

Ame doesn't like hanging around Gura because she's extremely self-conscious about appearing as "cringe". Remember, she let that one comment on a clip of her and Gura playing Fortnite and calling her cringe live rent-free in her head for weeks. Gura being unironically into cute things and MLP turns Ame off so she tries to avoid being caught in clipbait conversations about cute things as much as possible. Notice how Ame is most comfortable with Gura when they're antagonizing each other? It's because that's Ame's home turf and something she feels isn't "cringe".

Management has been butting heads with YT for years about how their talent have been constantly getting fucked over by YT's bots and algos. The girls were told to gauge ccv so managment can gather enough evidence to throw at YT and get shit fixed again*.

*Shit never gets fixed.

>>13708548
Hypochondriac. Feels a little stuffy in the morning and blows it up and spends the rest of the day literally crawling on the floor, planning their own funeral.

Either that or she got coof that last time she got really sick and has the occasional relapse in symptoms, but management doesn't want to tell people because of how "controversial" it would be.

Pick your rrat.

I have world-shattering proof that Ame is actually a collective of cordyceps-like fungi species controlling a human corpse, trying to lure in another human host to spread its spores to

>>8909697
Brother Watson is actually a paraplegic and has no bladder control, from a major car accident that left him completely paralyzed from the waist down this is also what happened to Papa Watson. He watches the pets while Ame is away because he doesn't want to burden everyone with having to take care of him.

>>5915059
She knows something.

>Ame and Mori are the two that looked up to Coco the most, supposedly
>Mori has been pushing the envelope on what collabs she can and cannot do
>Ame has been keeping SCs off as often as possible
>Haachama looked up to Coco as an inspiration as well as an older sister
>has gone on indefinite hiatus

This is the beginning of the Hololive Civil War. This time next year we're gonna have Haachama fistfighting Yagoo on an airplane runway.

IM UNSTOPPABLE

>>1400613
IT'S HAPPENING

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mori...