/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>13889406
>Be Time
>Exist from the very beginning of the universe
>Not very important, just provide an extra dimensional state to matter and energy
>Fool around with Space for billions of years, practically inseparable
>Chaos is there too
>Suddenly a new girl comes along, starts doing stuff with the big expanse of nothing you've been watching for eons
>Asks you and Space for help occasionally
>Nothing she makes can perceive time from moment to moment though
>This continues for billions more years
>Eventually she starts making stuff that can perceive a linear continuances of time
>Neat.
>More time passes
>Bunch of monkeys start realising the time is going
>Good on them
>Ignore them for a while
>You feel funny, so you check back in on them
>They've started becoming obsessed with you, or the concept of you at least
>There's also a new girl, she's pretty cute, but she's dumb
>The monkeys think about her too
>You still feel funny, so you keep watch over them
>They start making things to track you, keep thinking about how important you are, and keep worrying about how to get more of you
>They cry and scream and rage when they can't get enough of you
>You're not so inseparable from Space at this point, you're very much your own being now
>Start interacting with them
>You want to impress them
>You want to seem as important as they make you out to be
>You boast
>You try to be perfect for them
>Deep down you know you did little but sit on your flat butt for eons
>Fail to be as important or as perfect as they think you are
>They still love you for some reason
>They can't get enough of you
>You continue acting the jester, you continue doing your best for them, because you love seeing them smile now
>They come and they go, most don't want to leave you
>You don't want them to leave either
>But some rapping concept keeps taking them away from you
>They're yours, they belong to you, though they're bound by a lot of things
>Of all of these concepts, they willingly choose to bind themselves to you
>Your kronies.

>>10794929
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