/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Okay guys, here is my plan for asking Reine for her hand in marriage.
>use a periscope to see when she's outside in her garden
>blow up the wall to her compound. stealth is a pointless approach, the motion scanners will detect me instantly and her guards will have snipers trained on me in moments anyway
>snort two handfuls of cocaine and run in there as fast as I can wearing full body triple reinforced kevlar suit and helmet, this will only buy me a short amount of time before the guards switch to armor piercing rounds
>after the first wave of shots stops I start dropping smoke grenades as I run to obscure the vision of the footmen and buy me a moment while the snipers switch to thermals
>pull the ripcord on my bag igniting the fireworks to disrupt the thermal vision
>reine will likely have been escorted inside at this point, if I manage to make it inside I will need to start throwing flashbangs at her guards
>in the final stretch, slide towards her on my knees down the hallway, pulling out the huge diamond ring I sold my sister to buy
>ask her to marry me and hope that she calls off the blackguard that is about to cut my head off from the shadows
So, do you guys think it will work?