/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>5113249
Dealing with military bureaucracy, Ayamefriend! Please shoot me in the head!

>>5085598
Cry

So, since these are dead hours and the Chumbuds aren’t fighting the Teamates again, I’ll just ask: how are you folks doing? Despite the train not having a functioning air condition today and my internet sucking fat cock, I’ve had a real good morning by simply watching 8 minutes of my oshi. How is your day so far folks?

The voices in my heads tell me things are gonna get better, one step at a time! Soon the doxfags should be at the very least heavily set back, and new rigging for every holo should be really kino

We can’t stop winning!

>>5038270
This thread is… actually big enough for the two of us

Your weapons arrived, /u/schizos! Quick, arm yourself! The other /u/schizos are out to get you!

>tourniquet both hands
>three shots of Watsons concoction in one hand
>three shots of Asacoco in the other
>get both tourniquets removed at the same time
What would reach my heart first

Here’s a thought that will keep you busy:
Think of your oshi, alright? Yeah I know that’s easy. Now, list every good thing about her. I’ll start.
Watame is not only cute on a level I can’t even find the words to describe, but is amazing as an entertainer (like all Holos are). All Holos are fantastic to just listen to, some focus on specific things that make them attract a certain audience. Meanwhile, Watame excels at singing. Those singing streams are some of the best content on youtube. Even if she’s not your oshi, I highly recommend tuning in.

Have a cute Watame to make your day better. If you’re still feeling sad, try opening a random vod of that sheep. She is basically therapy

Remember, your oshi is a friend. In all sense of the word. You feel attached to her like a friend, you want to know she’s doing well just like a friend. And don’t worry, the feelings are mutual.

Your oshi is cute, why don’t you share her cutest photo?

>>4856091
I love her, I’m glad you’re enjoying her too!

I’ll use the last minute of my tiny little break to try and make you smile!
Surveyposting early because speshal time and the state of this place
>your oshi
>did she help you go through something?
>picture of your oshi (now mandatory)

>>4843508
The sheep was always crazy