/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

you know what nijien needs? a chubba who will play retro games.
you know what nijien also needs? a chubba who will play ys games.
you know what nijien also needs? a chubba who will play touhou (lunatic)
you know what nijien also needs? a schitzo like me to put all the fucking females in place and rape them into submission
what im getting at here is nijien needs me
why the fuck are they so schitzophobic? just let me fucking offcollab rape them all you little niggers.
i could fill in that niche platformer/shmup/metroidvania, actually scratch that, i can fucking fit any game genre providing it doesn't have a motion sickness inducing camera.
i'd break the minecraft curse. i'd get all the niji's to collab with me in terraria, using hardcore character on master difficulty, for the glory, just like i've done with /v/ and /vp/ and yes they will all die on the first night except me because i am the terraria king.
i'll play yugioh and ill fuckign maul them all.
fuck, i'd even go back to playing league of faggots and i'd show the world how amazing i am at top lane
>drunk out my mind
>go into /lolg/ despite not playing league in years
>challenge the entire thread to 1vs1 every 6 months-a year
>thread shits themselves
>keep goading them until they accept
>their best 1vs1ers are feeling the pressure and have no choice but to accept
>fucking destroy them on stream
>entire thread keks at them
>i am rewarded with a shitty fucking hangover for my victory over their master players
when will the world learn that i am the king of games? blessed with good looks. blessed with natural talent at all video games. cursed with motion sickness. cursed with a body so perfect and powerful that it kills itself the moment i ingest gluten, cursed with pride overwhelming, cursed with knowledge and true enlightenment and worst of all cursed with falling for this fucking anime girl snare despite knowing all that i know.
what sort of cruel fucking machination is this?
you know, i've succeeded at everything in life, but i had my motivation stripped from me. name one thing you can do with all the talent in the world but no motivation. there's nothing. not one thing. you need motivation to do anything and i have non. not even a sliver.
so i sit here stewing and raging eternally with all this latent talent but nothing to use it on but to farm thousands of (you)'s a day on this accursed fucking site.
i'm not even trolling when i say this, do you know i've won every fight i've ever had irl too? i've genuinely had over 20 fights irl throughout my life. think i'm joking all you like, think i'm just trying to impress a bunch of literal whos all you fucking like, it's the truth. i just live in a rough area. i had my house burgled in broad fucking daylight because i forgot to lock the front door and had to chase some guy who ran in, grabbed the tv off its stand and ran out with it and then beat the ever loving shit out of him in nothing but my boxer shorts and a tshirt infront of everyone in the middle of the street.
see we're put here to suffer. this world is fallen. see how i have all these positives but the negatives outweigh them? that's by design my friends. there is no coincidence here.
i am abundant in good qualities, but the few negatives i have afflicting me will never allow me to take advantage of those positive qualities. instead all i'll taste is the bite of the defeat when i should have been destined for victory.
what the FUCK am i even going on about at this point? i genuinely don't even know what the purpose of this post was supposed to be.
i'm fucking MINDBROKEN
GOD I FUCKING LOVE BLOGPOSTING SO MUCH. you have no fucking idea. no sexual pleasure can compare to this.
i can't even explain this feeling to you with mere words. i'm seething yet in pure bliss. i know they're complete opposites but despite how that may be that's what i feel right now. it's a mixture of the two in perfect harmony.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsRwshHstUE
>The heart is deceitful above all things, and desperately wicked: who can know it?
and make no mistake, my heart is wicked beyond all belief.
filled with bitterness and resentment. that's all you'll find within me...

/nijien/, listen.
i both love & hate you at the same time, so with that being said, in the interest of being upfront with you i'm just gonna tell you outright, i'm probably gonna /soc/ post hard in a few hours since i'm getting shitfaced on alcohol right now and i have those all too familiar narcissistic feelings welling up deep within me.
>great face
>great body
>all my m8s from my school years have had receding hairlines since their early 20's, have no redeeming qualities yet the one thing they were smart enough to do was to lockdown their little 4/10 girlfriends
do i sound bitter? i am bitter. i've been tricked hard. you'd think having sex so much in my early teens would be a boon but nah, that shit made me overly prideful. having sex before half my mates balls had even dropped. i turned down some cuties in my teen days too. this one girl was real small and she actually had the courage to come up to me, and ask me directly while i'm standing there with my 2 fucking mates at the time if i wanted to 'meet her' (british slang for basically going behind a building and kissing for a while) and i turned that down. why? i don't fucking know, felt weird having a girl ask me out in front of everybody. i ended up ridiculing her and saying she'd need a yellow pages (big phonebook here in the uk) to stand on to kiss me and then my mates and her mates were laughing at her and she got nicknamed yellowpages literally because of that one comment i made.
i still feel like a cunt about that.
oh don't worry though, i've had my just desserts for all the misery i've caused throughout my life.
for i've been cursed because of all my wrongdoings.
this beautiful body of mine that i've been oh so proud of has turned on me. motion sickness stopping me from playing 3d games. my body killing itself whenever i consume even the smallest fragment of gluten (which is in fucking almost everything...), knowing all of the secrets of the world but being surrounded by npc's that aren't capable of comprehending.
yet for all my squaller, i can't change my nature and i can't change the mindless masses natures either.
imagine being evil enough to enjoy causing misery with your posts here, but when you had multiple opportunities to cuck your best friend from school, you didn't do it and still won't.
instead i helped them, even though his dumb slut gf kept coming onto me and asking me for tarot readings to help fix their broken relationship, i actually just did it and turned down her advances.
now look at me, i'm stuck with you losers. so what am i then if i'm stuck here with you fags and femcels. king of the losers?
can't believe this shit. i should have been destined for greater things than this.

i hope antis never stop stressing your oshis out and making them lose sleep behind the scenes.
little cunts make too much money and have everything go their way, they need some darkness and despair in their lives.
coddle them all you want you broken messes, when they inevitably drop you after they've milked you for all you're worth, then perhaps you'll see the irony and error of your past ways...

>>21439216
i hate when everybody is happy

you people don't seem to understand what happens when your oshi gets too big. the chance of them reading your comments throughout streams diminishes greatly, if you want something read it'll cost you. whereas now you can have your superchats read and your regular comments, soon if you want to even be acknowledged you'll have to pay for their attention.
that's why i don't understand you. the livers are already all upgrading their houses. pomu has a new place, mysta is getting a new place too.
vox will probably stick with this for a while then he'll fuck off to pursue some career in film making which is his dream.
by overly supporting these people you are making things worse for yourself.
i prefer to keep them on a tight leash. they still have the benefit of living better lives than most, but now that they've had a taste of this success they'll never want to return to their previous lives. they will lean heavily on you, rely on you.

yes, yes, this is the perfect relationship that a virtual tuber should have with their viewers.

one they get too big i become bitter as fuck.