/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>Be cover manager
>Get assigned to whoever becomes Nanashi Mumei
>Auditions close, get to meet the girl in person
>Shes very cute, smart and quick witted
>なにこれ?!
>Shes not pitiable or retarded like she's supposed to be in the lore
>The lore has to be 100% both on and off stream
>The lore is absolute
>どうしよう...
>そうです!
>Grab baseball bat, club the shit out of her
>She gets hospitalized
>Get called to Yagoo's office
>Goes over the damages, she has multiple concussions, frequent memory loss and randomly mutters "cock", should have done those roommate reps
>Yagoo kneels, tells me I did a good job preserving the lore, the most important part
>Ask who will pay the hospital bill
>"The talent will pay for it like everything else"
>Get promoted