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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71OrWBqtMtc
IT'S TIME FOR...EJ'S! NEATO! STAT OF THE NIGHT!
(Sponsored by...Bad Dragon)

>"Welcome to EJ's Neat-o-stat of the Night, unsullied by the whims of corporate sponsorship since the 1980s, my niggas. I'm your host, Ernie '24 inches of chrome' Johnson. Today, we're gonna be talking about VTubers and why the white ones seem to love dogs so much."
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>"Lemme tell ya sumn' Erneh. Eleven werewolves. Riifu done fucked EEEEELEVEN werewolves. All the other coomer chuubas be bus passengers. Riifu the bus driver. They bums, Erneh. They bigger bums than the bumbs those big ol' women down in San Antonio got."
*Shaq doubles over in laughter*
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>"Chuck, whatchu say about, about the coomer chuubas?"
>"They bigger bums than what them San Antonio women look like after they double fist them churros all day. Victoria a Secret down there."
>"Chuck, Chuck, back when me and Hakeem won two of them--"
*Barkley interjects*
>"Hakeem carried you harder down in Houston than Riifu carries them werewolf cubs in her puss', Kenneh."
*Shaq rises from his chair, walks ALL the way around the hosts' desks to go lean on the nearest bannister*
>"Now listen here Charles.."
*Shaq, still bent over at the waist, lifts his head up to interject*
>"Kenneh you'd know what the knot was since you the one who done gave Charles Barkley a vibrator. Whatchu tryna make Chuck do, Kenneh, some fucked up ayethhemar?"
>"Yeah, Kenneh, why'd that hyper water thang come with KFC flavored clear jelleh?"
*Ernie Johnson, holding back the aggressively negroid laughter everyone in the NBA knows he has, pretends to be shocked as the production crew audibly cackles backstage*
>"Chuckster, you know you can't do that."
>"Shut up Erneh, Imma swing on ya harder than Liam Neeson woulda done to Jussie Smollett."
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*Kenny 'the jet' Smith jolts up and jogs un-necessarily fast to the video monitor behind the hosting desk where two women are depicted side-by-side on split screen. One is blonde, the other a greenette...I guess.*
>"Alright let's look here."
*Smith indicates Kaneko Lumi in the midst of wrapping her lips around a dog dick, jacking off another*
>"We got Lumi from Phase Invaders working on five dogs at once. Impressive, sure, but getting them off is easier because they just normal animals, they never been sucked off before. Now HERE, you got Riifu Evergreen, that rookie from EIEN Project."
*Smith's pointer circles Riifu, kneeling, as a circle of werewolves is standing around her, keeping themselves erect as she tends to each in turn.*
>"Riifu might just be a rookie, but here she is, slicing her way through a much stiffer defense with more length and height. Look right here, two of these guys have balls much less full than the others. They knots already flared out, meaning Riifu close to draining those guys completely. Look at how easy she scores. You can see it my how much lycanthrope cum is all over her face."

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