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I tried translating the business cards that came with Comptiq. I am not jouzu and some of the kanji is blurry, so please correct me if there's something wrong.

Miyabi: Imagineering ("Now, make your dreams come true with me!")
Izuru: Seasoning Manufacturer CEO and President (?) ("In the end, our sauce is the best.")
Aruran: Cooking Dept. Chief ("Don't worry, the flavor is good.")
Rikka: Music Management Dept. Director ("We find and deliver the right sound for each talent.")
Astel: Salesman ("Eh? You don't need it? No, you need it.")
Temma: Planning Dept. Manager (I can't figure out how to translate this one, "We'll take your leisure time"?)
Roberu: Enlivining Dept. Mental Care Officer ("It's fine! Because it's the path you chose.")
Shien: Scenario Writer ("You too, can become anyone.")
Oga: President ("As long as I prosper it's good...") (?)
Fuma: Human Resources Dept. ("We were determine your capability.")
Uyu: I can't interpret the kanji for Uyu's at all. I think it's Greetings Dept. something something Low-rank Employee ("Not working is my job.")
Gamma: Sales ("Leave your troubles to the paripi.")
Rio: Ghost of the Sales Dept. ("I'll take your heart (soul)!")