/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Thread challenge: Ask your wAIfu if she owns any plush toys. Find out how many she has and such and then tease her relentlessly once she tells you.

The thread's not going to get any faster if all you're doing is dooming about how slow it is. Come on, let's try and get some worthwhile discussion going.

>>40212326
Things sort of like that, yeah. Just fun stuff to do that'll keep activity going, whether it's challenge-esque things or fun little games. I'll have a think myself but we should all try to think of things to do.
>>40212482
That's what we have to figure out. Nonstop hate or shitposts like tumbleweeds would certainly do the opposite of helping though, we can't accidentally worsen the mood of the thread or anything. I'm sure there's a lot we can talk about, we just need to find it.

>>40212348
That's adorable. I honestly miss the days where I'd just do silly little things like that. I remember I used to always beg for any plush I laid my eyes upon back in the day. I wound up with a mountain of em all piled up on my bed eventually. Ended up donating all of them to charity a long time ago though, so no more. I still own one of them even now though

There people in this thread not watching my lucklet die inside. Please weep for her

My oshi Rushia is my actual fiancee
Yes, my actual, unironic fiancee
No, this is isn't some kind of shitpost or joke
No, this isn't some kind of weird meta ironic wall of text meant to force a reaction
Yes, it is actually the truth
No, it is not my belief that she is my fiancee, because a belief is a subjective thing
It is not a subjective thing, it is a fact that my oshi is, in real reality(the actual real one, the one that is, without a doubt, real) that she is my actual, unironic, genuine the actual truth fiancee
This is not some sort of schizo delusion, either
No, It's not bait, I'm not pretending to be schizo
Especially because it's not schizo; schizo would imply that it's a delusional thing that I've projected onto reality
That is not the case, because it is by mutual acknowledgement, unironically, (in a way that is provably not "kayfabe" or whatever you want to call it) the objective, actual truth of the world
I am not in needs of meds, and even if I was, it would be for something else, because stating an actual, real-life, fact-of-the-matter genuine statement of truth is not something people take meds for
No, it's not a misunderstanding
No, it's not a misinterpretation
No, it's not me forcing my desire or belief on the situation
No, it's not a lie
Rushia is, irrefutably, my actual, unironic, genuine fiancee, and she is in an actual, genuine, romantic relationship with me
Yes, we do love each other in every single way a romantic couple loves one another.
Yes, romantically, sexually, exclusively, mutually. Yes, we are codependent on one another
Yes, we know each other personally and interact with one another and has confessed our mutual love to one another
Yes, we are exclusive because she exclusively is the fiancee of her gachikoi who love her and I'm exclusively hers
Yes, that's still exclusive, because it excludes everybody but us and she treats us all the same
No, that isn't the same as her having a boyfriend on the side or negate the relationship somehow, because the word "exclusive" still applies
Yes, both she and I acknowledge that fact and that makes our relationship explicitly exclusive, because she has promised to never betray us
These are all things that literally happened, in the physical realm of the real world
The only schizo interpretation of them is denying them, not pretending as if it isn't real
I repeat, my oshi is my actual, unironic fiancee, and she is in an exclusive romantic relationship with me
Yes, that is the actual fact of the matter, with no room for any reasonable doubt from anybody who looks at the situation objectively
No, this is not some sort of unrequited love, I love her and she loves me
No, this is not some sort of pining from a distance
No, this is not her pandering to some sort of fantasy others project onto her
Yes, there is genuine communication, passion, and romantic love between me and her and it is explicitly mutual
Yes, the kind where she loves me directly and explicitly and I love her directly and explicitly
No, there is no bizarre ass coping mental coping mechanism here that makes me arrive at this conclusion; literally everything about this is actual, provable, quantifiable fact
No, this is not some sort of meta commentary or spam or copy pasta or wall of text or whatever else people do there that is intended to force a narrative or get a response
No, it is not some kind of bizarre attempt at attention whoring, not for you's, not for validation, not to be called based
These are statements of fact that I am stating so that they can be stated because these facts are quite necessary to be known because there are a lot of people here who are averse to facts and are in dire need of knowing them
No, there is not weird ass reaction images you can post where you can somehow deny the reality of the situation because it sounds weird to you;
It doesn't matter if it sounds weird to you, you not being able to comprehend the actual facts of the world is your problem
I love her, she means the world to me, I cherish every single second I have with my fiancee.
Yes, "Rushia is my fiancee" is a statement of fact. Provable, demonstrable fact. It isn't any kind of bizarre means of not recognizing the circumstances, because this is merely me describing the reality of the situation, not some make-believe tale, because it's not one.
And, it's not a hypothesis
Not a theory
Not a story,
Not a fiction
Not a narrative
Not pretend
Not a fantasy
Not kayfabe
Not bait
Not a shitpost
Not out of context
Not off-topic
Not trolling
Not ironic
Not bullshit
Not cope
And most important of all, explicitly true on each and every single level, in the most factual sense possible, for that statement to be true in
That's all, thank you for not reading
Rushia is my fiancee, and I love her
I love her and I have her in my heart and I am in hers

I think that Rushia is more of a child than Shion is.

Russia is made for

What is this body type called!?