/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>91234453
>She isn't some mafia mastermind
correct
>You're over-complicating just having a good lay.
oh no no no, far from it.

She's dangerous in a completely different sense. She just wants to break you into a family man that cant wait so this "crime business" is done so he can go back and play with the kids while she's cooking dinner.
First she's gonna make it so every woman after her just feels like a deadfish, as they lack the hunger of a housewife.
Then you are gonna drop smoking, whores, even money is gonna look inferior to resting your head on her thighs and getting your head scratched.
The triads? The syndicates? they are nowhere near as scary as getting home and seeing her sitting on the couch with a furrowed brow. The cold shoulder, the complete silence until you beg to your knees for her to PLEASE forgive you for being a dogshit husband.

And the worst part? You are gonna give her healthy children that will further tie you down, who gives a shit if the Laofu Shingen mafia wants to meet? we have the school's festival and you are NOT missing your daughter's recorder solo.

This woman can turn a rising tiger into a spoiled cat