/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvyL58sXohI
Why is Sonny so lucky!???

I saw Sonny Brisko at a grocery store in Fyshwick yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be molested by him and become Mpregged or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and fondling my ass “huh? huh? huh?” and slipping his finger into my boyhole. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and he slapped my butt as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Timtams in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to put on a helmet and scan them each individually using her vagina “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yelling SANI TIRED.

Sonny and Alban are about to break a giant statue!
They hate art!

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Ftfy