/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Woudn't it be funny if we started off with the premise of "we are a cell" and went to the premise of "This is fear and loathing in Mythton", AKA, devolved into a road trip to nowhere with random shit happening along the way.

imagine:
>Watoto gets everyone high on shrooms
>Yuul is the only one who doesn't scare the clerk and they have an existential conversation about sleep and death.
>Scout impersonates an officer and makes off with a 24 pack of Miller and a Handgun
>Tiara realizes bird feed costs money and isn't available everywhere. she cries.
>Watoto convinces a charity worker that she's being watched and she donates 4 rolls of tinfoil and a bag of canned goods to the poor homeless man in exchange.
>Yuul is taking too long in the shower and Tiara just walks in on her naked. what should be awkward turns into a scar admiration session.
>Scout decides hookers make better money...so she starts robbing hookers.
>Watoto and Yuul make enough drugs to put an entire town to sleep...
>Tiara asks Scout where she got the new sunglasses. Instead, Scout offers her a pair. Tiara: "where the fuck did you get all these sunglasses?"
>The group gets involved in a road rage contest with a car full of Elvis impersonators and two chinese hitmen.
>One fiery explosion later, the now-free girls realize they are down a vehicle.
>hithchiking while arguing scene.
>Scout tries to explain why she's a legal guardian to Watoto to the Police who Watoto is convinced is still after him.
> a rescue of Watoto and Scout from the police by swapping the police unmarked transport van with a Lomis truck that three cartel Operators are trying to steal.
>They blend in with a house painter's crew, but no one speaks espanol.
>final scene is all the girls running through a corn field, wondering what they will find on the other side....