/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Enjoy retirement, dude! I'm sure there's still some ceremonial duties he fulfils.

>Why are THEY like this?

>>45216878
"It's worked fine to this point, so why change it? Besides, you should be thankful. When I was your age we were using actual scrolls and having to write everything down. You were judged on neatness and speed. Also you don't have to walk here everyday, going uphill both ways, but at least there's a store along the way. And that's another thing, back then penny candy actually cost a..."

>>42567059
Because I'm a himedanshi

Fun fact, part of why our local faggot is so upset is because Mori's rant shitpost got positive reception while their /vt/ larp stream got shit on

>>39800096
>young, impressionable rat gets fondled by sexually aggressive senpai across Japan
Excellent

>>39783648
>It's a Life and Death ASMR
>the roles are reversed as an unhinged Fauna "kills" the viewers, while Mori "revives" them at the end
I can't fucking wait.

>>39748941
I swear, some days I feel like the only person that listens to every Holo cover/prison
Bunch of goddamn slackers and casuals around here

>>36958727
Balls are serious fucking business

>>33651171
The reapers are not ready for him, yet. He will live. He will make it through hardship, finding comfort with his comrades and his Mori, and he will have a family and good life after it.

>>33194501
Ame's improved a lot, and I think if she did a more spoken-word style but not quite rap song it could be great
Or ska, so she can be SOVL with what she enjoys

Is he going to praise her or bonk her? Or does he just not care because he's using kickbacks to buy Lambos n' shit?

>>30344352
His machinations are beyond mere mortal understanding.

>>29571623
You WILL stop or else there will be dire consequences.

>>28477718
The old man just sits back and collects a kickback, going between being proud of his apprentice and asking "Why is she like this?"

>>26840070
Only if it's a black goth weeb fembeat that was a bit too into MCR in her youth
That's the only way I'd get with a fembeat

>>26781965
"Good, my apprentice. You've gained their trust and lured them in. Now, strike them down and claim their souls."
>"Eyes hort. I'm sleeby."
"Despite millennia to solve it, I still do not have an answer to the question of why you are like this."
>"Uh teach, can you please keep it down? I'm tryna crash. Thanks, man."

What's his endgame?

>>25334073
For me, I've been working on kara-busters so I can roundstart Potemkin Buster her for the reaction before putting her in the corner with repeated Garuda Impacts
She'll hate me forever

>>25133685
I'll join forces with you until she finally does it

IT HAS BEEN XXXX DAYS SINCE DEATH-SENSEI HAS BEEN USURPED

I WISH HIM THE BEST BUT HIS APPRENTICE HAS SOME ROCKIN TITS AND FEEDS ME CHOCOLATE

DEATH-SENSEI LOVE

>>24664715
I'd wear it on my head and look her dead in the eyes

>>24488386
You be quiet, onigiriya, or I'll replace your lotion with hot sauce

>>24315116
As a representarive of New York, I'm required to say that Chicago must be nuked for their pizza crimes