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What you must understand about Pipkin Pippa isn't that she's stinky or a femcel, but that she has really long feet. We're not talking human-sized feet, here. Pipkin Pippa is the Salad Fingers of toes. It's a miracle that this SCP anomaly of feet can leave her home without tripping over her toes and falling into oncoming traffic. They're so long that they're the only thing that could bridge diplomacy between Russia and Ukraine. They're so long that you could use them as a bridge between Taiwan and the mainland. They're so long that you could use them as a unit of measurement in city planning. What I'm trying to tell you, anon, is that Pipkin Pippa's feet are too long.

What you must understand about Pipkin Pippa isn't that she's stinky or a femcel, but that she has really long feet. We're not talking human-sized feet, here. Pipkin Pippa is the Salad Fingers of toes. It's a miracle that this SCP anomaly of feet can leave her home without tripping over her toes and falling into oncoming traffic. They're so long that they're the only thing that could bridge diplomacy between Russia and Ukraine. They're so long that you could use them as a bridge between Taiwan and the mainland. They're so long that you could use them as a unit of measurement in city planning. What I'm trying to tell you, anon, is that Pipkin Pippa's feet are too long.