/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

Watching Gura get the hots for Ada just like everyone in the world as she watched a guy get his skull crushed like a tin can by Mr. X and is now chasing after that Ada pussy which Leon will never tap in his life, where's Chris when you need him in Resident Evil 2 Remake.
While in 10 minutes, Reine's imposing a challenge on herself, playing YACHT until she gets YACHT and when she gets YACHT she will end the stream. She will be playing against the CPU of courrse.
While in 10 minutes, Shien gets his bean body suited up and is diving head first into the new season of Fall Guys. Expect lots and lots of strange Shien noises.
So friends, where we at?

Getting comfy as hell as Watame "woke" up early today, and is now blessing us with a cute little early morning zatsudan, filled with Janken talk and morning sheep voice.
While Aruran is holding another one of his fantastic culture exchange streams, learning more and more about his kaiginikkis and their likes as well as sharing some of his own.
While Miyabi says Good Morning sunshines as he too is up early and gracing us with an early morning zatsudan.
While in 45 minutes, Gura's gonna join SUPLEX CITY BITCH as Mr. X is gonna give it to her as she runs away from zombies in her Resident Evil 2 Remake stream.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Shien blast everything the fuck up with his Gunlance of greatness while his best dog friend and palico run interference and distraction in his Monster Hunter Rise playthrough.
While in 15 minutes, Toaw is going to play Mom Hid My Videogame! And I mean the title basically tells you what this game is about and I'm sure Tower is going to be making cute as fuck noises playing it so go watch her.
So friends, where we at? And did your drills pierce the heavens as you listened to Matsuri and Gura's pretty ok cover?

Watching Pizza Dad show off that he's not afraid of no goddamn zombie by being afraid of all the zombies and dodging them perfectly in his Resident Evil 3 Remake playthrough.
While Choco is using her succubus powers to entice lowly thugs to show up only to beat the shit out of them in her Yakuza stream.
While Subaru's going off on more and more tangents as she's closing up her free talk stream with a supachat reading.
So friends, where we at? Oh and KFP, I know you're not getting paid by Kiara, but clean this shit up, it's overflowing with an excessive amount of chum.

Watching Ina just have the absolute time of her life playing Monster Hunter Rise, unironically getting swept up into the addictive gameplay, resorting the the time old classic of "O-One more hour okay chat? Just ONE more hour!"
While Subaru's here to have some good ole chit chat with her fanbase, showing translations she made herself to help kaiginikki follow along.
So friends where we at? And do you have your bunker ready for the incoming chumbud explosion?

Watching Roberu continue to run through RE7 scared shitless with no woman's bra in sight to give him comfort as he traverses the good ole bug crotch lady of the Baker family.
While Astel beats the shit out of monsters like Khezu, wielding the explosive Switchaxe because Astel loves big booms.
While Roboco is finally back to the love of her life, ranking up in Apex Legends and being cuter than usual while doing it.
So friends, where we at? And are you ready for the massive amounts of Rise streams we've got coming up fast?

Watching Mori being cuter AND cooler than usual today as she's just mellowing out, drawing her manager J-Chad and soon Marine as well as she's finally getting it through her thick skull that we absolutely love her drawing streams and should do more of them.
While Towa continues her rampage of killing all the kimoi monsters in Undertale as she curbstomps Undyne into literal dust and kind of regrets it now.
While Big Poppa Pizza's here to say get your ass up as it's time to do your reps. Can you keep up with Aruran or are you weaker than an old man with a great love for pizza?
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura get herself killed on the first level over and over again in BPM despite this being on easy mode but she's being cuter than usual today so everything is forgiven.
While Lamy is doing her best in mining and farming in Story of Seasons, while also describing how her day went yesterday.
While Roberu's talking abou his crippling horse love and his members watchalongs for Uma Musume in his daily Bar Robel show.
While Roboco's booting up Pokemon Sw/Sh once again as she's making sure that her already stacked team will become even stronger, as she's in the bracket against some super tough opponents like Rushia.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Towa playing Undertale for the very first time in her devilish life and having absolute total fun with her first taste of such a classic game.
While Lamy is cuter than usual today and gushes about Noel, Flare and Aki in her daily zatsudan after their amazing marshmellow collab today.
While Temma is making sure that the survivors get completely fucked in the fun department as he uses all the no fun allowed perks in Dead by Daylight.
While Miyabi shows off his artistic abilities and Planet Zoo prowess in his Monday Zatsudan stream.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura hilariously fumble through but slowly make some nice progress as she missiles her way to victory in Super Metroid.
While Mori's finally got her fishing rod and is now channeling Peacock Power as she's settling down and chatting with the deadbeats, ensuring us that she's finally closing up all her producing shit and will take a break after everything is done (hopefully).
While Subaru is chatting away, telling us her day and her Granblue rolls and lost of other stuff in her zatsudan.
While AZKi's three day vtuber song showcase is still going strong, filling our ears with some real bangers from obscure indies and the likes.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame get violent with some squids as she tears off his limbs and puts it on the grill and EATS IT while cleaning up all the disgusting gunk it spews about in Mario Sunshine.
While Noel says good morning cuties as she learns some more english words in her wonderfully adorable and entertaining Duolingo stream.
While Lamy is finishing up her zatsudan with a cuter than usual supachat reading, coupled with tons of tangents.
While Izuru, Astel and Meika continue to get a string of good matches (when they're not being a bunch of cocky dumbasses and landing right next to a team of fucking predators) actually making progress this stream instead of going forward and back and then back and then forward.
While Temma is NOT looping today for once in his life and is instead using his human breedeer knight skills to make the absolute perfect zoo in Planet Zoo.
While Pizza Chad is showing you how to have a perfect body like his as he gathers us together to do some fitness reps.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura, Kiara, Ina and Mori battle it out like the good friends they are as they try to make sure they don't lose in UNO that everyone has.
While Oga talks about his crippling horse gacha game addiction coupled with his absolutely horrendous luck (had to pity two different SSR horses).
While Korone grabs her mic and blesses our earways with some extremely adorable and lovely karaoke.
While Botan has fallen into the curse that is the addictive gameplay of Loop Hero, putting terrain down, slaying monsters and collecting their resources and then looping right back around to do it again.
While Miyabi is finishing off his Undertale playthrough, facing off against Omega Flowey.
While Rikka is completely addicted to 3D Mario has this old android is still bing bing wahooing to victory.
While Marine is being Marine and finishing off her stream with a hilarious supachat reading.
While Anya is being cuter than usual today, reading off all the donations and supachats she's received.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Astel, Makea and Izuru continue to sweat their asses off, drowning in the heat pit that is Diamond Rank in Apex Legends as they all try to reach Masters Rank.
While Pizza Dad is holding another cultural exchange stream, this time being taught some abbreviations such as cya, byob and FOR REAL?
So friends, where we at?

Watching Astel suffer through Apex Legends Ranked as he gets ever so close to reaching Masters only to have it snatched away at the last moment.
While Radical Miyabi says good morning sunflowers as he holds a totally tubular early morning zatsudan.
While Temma has not yet given up on the loops that he needs in order to defeat the secret boss in Loop Hero.
While in 50 minutes, Lamy is going to give us yet another blessed and comfy stream as she plays some more Story of Seasons.
While in 50 minutes, Gura's gonna have the time of her life as she pulls up Duolingo and goes on to learn some Japanese.
So friends, where we at?

Getting ready for both a hilarious and probably slightly emotional stream in 15 minutes, as Gura's going to take a look back at her own debut after six months of being in Hololive.
So friends, where we at? And did you enjoy Mel being absolutely adorably in Kiara's Holotalk?

Watching Luna melt my brain cells one by one with her eigo learning stream but she's so fucking adorable that I couldn't give two shits that I'm slipping into a retard coma.
While Coco is being cuter than usual as she gets in some Mario Kart 8 practice and runs into walls repeatedly because she turned off driving assist.
While everyone's favorite seaweed based Disney Princess continues to just belt out tunes left and right in his unarchived karaoke stream.
While in 30 minutes, Pekora will jump right back into DQXI, hopefully not to get stuck in the casino for the entire stream again.
While in 30 minutes, Reine's gonna hop on and host another brunch stream, giving us our lovely cat food while she talks with us.
While in 30 minutes, Mio's gonna hold another Planet Zoo stream, hopefully to give us some prime WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOS and cute Mio Mama giggles.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Temma, Aruran and Radical Miyabi continue to bolster their ranks together as they've been playing Apex Legends for nearly 11 hours now.
While in 10 minutes, the long awaited and highly anticipated 6 Month HoloEN collab will take place, showcasing some really well put together HoloEN mods together in the Don't Starve universe which will then culminate into a really big announcement.
So friends, where we at? And are you containing your excitement for the big collab?

Watching Noel continue to be cuter than usual today as she forgives her overseas fans and she's an absolute angel as she happily reads all the supachats she's received during her eigo lessons.
While Reine continues to stab a zombies heart in her A.I. Dungeon story, between telling her to shut up and just fish to hanging up on her after asking for her hand in her marriage. But then uses the power of peacock magic to marry both Ollie and Anya and live happily ever after.
So friends, where we at? And did you enjoy listening to Mori's Priconnect Song once again?

Getting you sides split in two due to Roberu's incredibly scuffed yet incredibly entertaining 3D Debut stream, starring broken shoulders, paralysis demons and a soulful performance for the ages. Congratulations Roberu on achieving your dream of making over 10k people smile for watching your stream!
While Aqua is finished sweating her ass off in solo ranked closing up her Apex stream with a supachat reading.
So friends, where we at? And are you enjoying our winning son being so happy for his 3D?