/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

WAHtching Ina show off her determination as she's not going to let failure after failure keep her down as she's saving up all her Halos until she has 100k so until then she'll whip these rogue angels into shape, and ripping out their disgusting appendages and failing her quicktime/dodging reps as usual.
While Ame's got a real aesthethic sttream gioong on as she solves the murders and deaths of this very unfortunate crew, collecting clues, piecing them together and threathening to pee herselves from how scary the game is.
While Chumbuds are laughing up a storm with their oshi Gura as they all gather around her and watch some Spaceballs.
While Shien woke up nice and early today and just decded to have a nice little zatsudan with his fans who've wondered where he's been.
While Temma's hosting his 32st Eigo study lessons today, this time interacting with his fans, wondering what kinds of meals they eat for breakfast while he too eats his breakfast.
Speaking of eating, Absolute corrolation because Haachama released her 2st original song today completely unprovoked and unannounced and what an incredible and outstanding MV plus song it turned out to be. If you haven't listened to it yet, please do rectify this by immediately clicking below and not joining the idiots who've willingly decided not to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mj2QJE-UOI
So friends, where we at?

Oh would you look at that, Gura talked all that smack towards Vergil and now look at her, spanked so hard that her bottom's gone red as a tomato and forced her the tired shark to rub her cheeks and slink off to supachat reading.
While Lamy's made incredible progress in terraforming the land around her flower shop and has decided that's enough for today and has moved onto supachat reading.
While in a couple of minutes, Mel is going to kapu our heartstrings as she's doing another stream of eigo learning with a sugary sweet Duolingo stream.
While in a couple of minutes, Ollie is going to raise the horny levels of /hlgg/ to the DANGER ZONE because there is a 99% chance that real Ollie makes another appearance and barely anyone during this time of the day will be able to contain themselves.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura yelling at that damn bastard Bowser who's putting everything into jars and that's not okay so it's time for Gura to show off her plumber platformer skills with some Super Mario World 3D+Bowser's Furry.
While Ame and the real love of her life, the Super Shotgun, blasting through the final areas of DOOM, going through the laboratory while smashing as much as she can. The Ultra Violence will soon be over.
While Lamy's showing off her new morning stream emblem as she's holding a nice little zatsudan for today's stream, probably going to talk about her new flower shop she made in Minecraft and her date with Botan.
While Astel is so incredibly close to inching his way into Diamond I as he got some incredible Champions in the past few matches and now he's ratting his way to Solo Masters but has to deal with the toxicity of NA Servers but STILL POSITIVE SO IT DOESN'T MATTER. Current Rank Diamond II only needs 40 points to drop into Diamond I.
By the way, have you caught Mori's new cover? She threw an English Rap Cover of tha good ole classic Roki and boy does it slap. Yeaaaah baby, if you've missed out on it then you sure are stupid and the only cure for your stupidity is to go check out the cover down belo.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nI1CDsNZI0
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy and her supreme WOWs as she's completely fascinated and downright terrified of these robots who says become as god but she doesn't want that because she's El Ramy. Now she's off destroying robots as a robot.
While Gawr Gura, the apex predator, the shark who rules the sea with iron jaws is going to take on the terrifying seas and icecaps of the sequel to Subnautica, Subnautica Sub Zero.
While Temma teaches us plenty of words of gratitude in the japanese lesson portions of his eigo learning streams, teaching us words like mousaigemasu, kansya and kokoroyori.
While Rat King Astel continues to run on 0 sanity and 0 cares given as he's done playing light side anime protagonist and tapping into the dark side hidden within his seaweed heart, these nobodies don't deserve his teamwork, he can fight alone. Current Rank: Diamond III still very close to Diamond II, the rank that drove Aqua into taking a small break.
So friends, where we at? Today wwas a damn good day watching Hololive streams with /hlgg/.

Watching Gura literally snatch victory away from the jaws of defeet by collaborating with Yoshi (even if she would have won no matter what but Yoshi is a bastard anyway) and now she gets to smugly hold that victory above her friends and genmates while Ina WAHs softly and Ame prepares the time machine to fix the timeline. They're not blowing off some steam by playing through all the minigames before wrapping it up for the day.
While Astel is finally finding his steam as he's getting some good matches now and going plus in points but you know he's still running and zero sanity after playing this piece of shit game for so long. Current Rank: Diamond IV closing in on Diamond III.
While in 20 minutes, our days our blessed with AZKi showing up to show us how her eigo reps has been going with her Duolingo stream.
By the way have you listened to Roboco and A-chan's cover of Ugoku Ugoku yet? If you haven't then congratulation on your dunce cap that you have to wear until you listen to this cute and fantastic cover.
https://youtu.be/yfEUPlRuPac
Watame has also released her Rainy Day BGM she uses in her streams sometimes for those of you who need a soft comfy song to get you through the day or get you through whatever reps you need to complete.
https://youtu.be/EM5DYXqlwto
So friends, where we at?

Watching Pekora who has obtained 34 monster friends, meaning she is one more monster away from completing her challenge before the 35th Anniversary of Dragon Quest. Go Peko Go!
While Watame is working as hard as she can on her Uber Sheep topography in her giggle filled Minecraft stream.
While Mel's bonking and then kapuing her fans who've supported her the past days and is reading off all their supachats including her overseas bros.
While Towa's being the best and cutest devil in Hololive, showing off her picture of Suisei groping her with a big smile while reading through supachats.
While in 10 minutes, hope you guys have strapped in because Gura's going to get absolutely crazy with a DMC3 endurance stream. Vergil lovers have one more chance to impress Gura, will they deliver?
While in 10 minutes, Astel's going to be destroying monsters and carefully planning out what skills to use because his autism brain will get overloaded while playing Biomutant.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura achieve the Rhythm Zone needed to get through all these killer vocaloid songs in Project DIVA. Look at her, she's in her element, nothing is going to break her stride...except missing a single note.
While Fubuki has gone through an extreme makeover in her Monster Hunter Rise stream and has temporarily become Mr. Bobobobo-bobobo himself.
While in a few minutes, Botan's holding a fairly early Minecraft stream where she'll hang out with the Bodans making whatever it is she's going to make.
While in a few minutes, I hope you've gotten your movies ready because Ame's going to show you a magic trick while watching The Illusionist.
Did you know that my oshi Ayame released a song cover of Goodbye Sengan today? Did you also know that she sounded absolutely fantastimical singing it like usual because she's got the voice of an angel? Did you know that if you haven't watched it yet that you're going to b labeled dumb AND stinky?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z1W4c7ym49Y
AZKi dropped a hyper cute animated MV for her song Real Melancholy and it's incredible? If you haven't seen it yet, then hurry up and watch it and get knocked into a sugar coma.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttrblFfxDr4
Rikka has also released an MV for his song Archive, a song he made to honor his fallen Holostar brethren. Powerful vocals, fantastic mixing and tear inducing video is awaiting you, all you have to do is click below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biNtMOSIFH4
Roboco's birthday is today and her birthday party is nearing swiftly so while that's coming up, listen to her high spec cover of Envy Baby! Sexy Eigo and super cute vocals this song is definitely a song you shouldn't skip.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJZoMJfIpmA
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura reclaim her throne of being the best rhythm in Hololive as she absolutely slays the hell out of every song despite being a sleep deprived shark. Will she avenge her reaper rapper after she got humiliated by THE Tankman?
While Ame's has started to believe because she's actually doing glory kills and chainsawing for Ammo at appropriate times and even using the Pistol less. Go Ame Go!
While Kanata thankfully woke up and despite being torn up over oversleeping she's still blessed us with this wondeful Hamtaro 3 stream helping all the hamsters with their problems as Hamtaro and Bijou.
While as expected Subaru's first talking topic was her wild realization that KFC not only made a meme of her but sent her loves and kisses and she doesn't know how to approach Kiara about this. Now she's talking about how Flare's in love with the girly Subaru when watching her DMC stream and Subaru has been put into another corner
By the way, HoloALTs full animation PV was released today and it was just spectacular. Lots of cute frames and giant dragon tits so if you haven't seen it yet, then hurry up and check it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RxlzJWWzdY
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy who's in a very peculiar mood today take on the arena quests of Rise, the quests that strips you of all your gear and provides you with their own stuff so it's a test of skill rather than a test of grind.
While Temma's 24th Day of Eigo learning is him learning various english phrases in order to appease to others such as "Trust me, I am a Knight." and "Believe me, I did not do it." He also has a neat collab playing Devour with Aruran, Anya, and Iofi so you can catch his growing eigo in that stream as he'll be showing off.
While in 20 minutes, Susan will NOT ruin Gura's day today as she WILL finish Resident Evil 8 and we will see her get giddy and excited facing off against Heisenburg and will even potentially cry at the ending.
So friends, where we at?

Chumbuds will defend this. Disgusting.

WAHtching the once sleepy Ina get her energy back slowly, as she actually JWU like 30 minutes ago and she's so cute and adorable I wanna kiss that big forehead of hers that's she's showing to us after healing our souls to the highest heavens with her JWU voice. Oh she's also playing Minecraft surverying the lands and riding the minecrafts and being way too cute, go watch her stream right now.
While it's time for Gura to show all of us that she's a smart gamer shark as this will more than likely be the thrilling conclusion to RE8. Will she shout excitedly during the the Magneto boss fight? Will she cry like a baby when she watches the ending? Watch her to find out dummy!
While Temmas hard focused right now, scribbling down tons of notes despite the fact that he's doing Duolingo for his 22nd Day of Eigo learning. Go Temma Go!
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura about to scream in actual fright because the worst and scariest part of this game is here. No seriously, screw the dollhouse to all high heavens, it even got Miyabi to scream in fright and he's actually decent at handling horror games.
While Anya's beginning her Story of Seasons farm raising as she's going to gorge on meat which you should feed her more of, the road to one million subs is in view.
While Astel's APEX MADNESS continues strong turning the Oregon servers into swiss cheese as he draws his Kraber card and plays Berserker Soul. Current Rank Diamond IV about 2/3rds to Diamond III (He has been playing Apex for 8 hours.)
While Temma's treating himself even more today after his spooky english lessons earlier today by playing some comfy as hell Dragon Quest Builders 2.
While Roberu wiped his bar down and Bar Robel's open fo business. He's essentially holding an ask him anything Bar Robel so if you're interested go tune into him.
While in 25 minutes, we're going to witness MORE of Mori's musical gaming prowess as even though it's Monday, we're going to get funky on a friday night with Friday Night Funkin'
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura describe triangles as The Hololive Symbol and neither of these two knows what a Cube ACTUALLY is and oh my god these two are incredible. Like actually incredible. Between Gura done with panicking and calmly accepting her death while Mori returns the energy with calmness of her own fiddling around with cubes, I don't know how any could keep a straight face watching these bumbling idiots.
While Lamy is done with her robot genocide for today and now is closing us off by turning everyone into Lamy with her supachat reading.
Final reminder that Polka's bearing her fangs because she has become a Vampire and is asking for your permission to allow her to suck your dry. How are you going to deny her this request? If you don't believe me, then shut up and listen to this song you big stupid head, you're missing out on some prime fennec clussy material.
https://youtu.be/Md0TBfwo9rM
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura getting some good whiffs of socks and cotton and Ame being a dirty little lday while looking through room pictures and I wonder how many /hlgg/ rooms we'll be seeing...hopefully you guys hid the bloodstains and the cleaning rags among other things you all would have in your room you sickos.
While Noel is facing off against an actual giant of a yokai boss and it's intimidating the hell out of her and we might be in for a long haul with this Nioh stream so sit back and enjoy the Noel tilt.
While I also hope you've got your drinks ready because Coco and her Yakuza Husband who's never killed a single person is going to be showing us some prime shitposts from Reddit.
So friends, where we at?

Biding time, doing VOD reps or even video game reps during this brief lapse from Hololive streaming until Noel eats her beef bowls, gets energized and punches her way onto the scene with another one of her fantastic eigo duolingo streams.
And you know, since it's dead hours and all, SorAZ released a cover of Seishoujo Ryouiki today. You have no excuse now to not catch this incredible cover since there are no Hololive streams right now, so hurry up and give it a listen.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QM20uZAv6kc
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura's shark brain expand to its maximum size as not even her fear of scarecrows will prevent her from screaming her head off at the first sign of danger and then become completely paranoid of every person she runs into in Resident Evil 8. Also doesn't prevent her from cheering on the ultra violence and brutal murder of humans due to werewolves, but well what are you gonna do with a mesugaki shark huh?
While Lamy's still holding her nice daily morning zatsudan, telling her fans how close Gen 5 is and how they're always speaking with each other.
While Polka's just feeling a tad bit lonely so she just wanted to have this lovely morning zatsudan stream to get some stuff off her chest and hang out with her lovely fans, talking about anime and songs.
While looks like Astel's focus is at a high today as his bow skills are top notch today in Apex Legends, getting 2k Damage with his bow and then pulling off the big Champion. Current Rank: Plat II.
By the way, Rikka and Mori's original song Spiral Notes dropped today. Slightly over autotuned especially when these two singers are fantastic without needing it, it's still a nice song to give a listen to, click below and try it out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5HWCMh1ZmzE
So friends, where we at?

Busting a gut at Gura's hilarious antics and stories as this mesugaki shark talks about water not tasting like water, calling out clippers for who they truly are and performing her idol steps to avoid being murdered by various denezins of the darkness in this guerilla Minecraft stream.
While Lamy finally got through the entir Ao Oni game where our hearts got energized by all the Lamy screams and noises and she's now closing Monday off with a supachat reading.
While Nene's being super ultra hyper cute today as she's heals our heart with a cuter than usual zatsudan coupled with her wonderful drawing skills.
While Astel is going to jump off the deep end playing Apex Legends ranked as he just wants to stop getting bowed constantly. Current Rank: PLat IV.
While after igniting the flames of learning during his eigo learning stream where he translated english song lyrics into japanese, he's now starting up another comfy playthrough of Dragon Quest Builders 2.
And yes, Aqua did release a cover of everyone's favorite song Nyan Cat today. Almost four minutes of pure moe Aqua nya for your enjoyment. Go listen to it and get lost in the sugar.
https://youtu.be/Snn2gWq-3KY
So friends, where we at?

Watching this full EN Collab that's for sure going to be filled with lots of cute laughter, hilarious banter and a special annoucement at the end while we the viewers also get to stare at these amazing new outfits everyone received this week.
While Korone's still being cuter than usual today, giving everyone some Hi Honeys as well as a Hi Mike Tyson reading through all the supachats she's receeived.
Also Suisei dropped a really spectacular KING cover today, and as expected it's a damn good cover. If you've missed out on it, come on Anon what are you even thinking? Go listen to it already!
https://youtu.be/mLwtfg57kbs
So friends, where we at?

Watching Rushia justify her decisions for pickin Zoe only for Zoe to become a fucking husk and have her escape boat flip over and now she's running around this disgusting desolate ship as Mia while avoiding the disgusting black creatures.
While Kiara has activated the concern button as she briefly talked about her chronic back problems but she's pushed past that and is now onto more supachat readings which will lead into delicious Kiara tangents.
While in 1 hour and 15 minutes, Moona's going live with another one of her maybe full Indonesian daily stream she's been doing recently.
While in 1 hour and 15 minutes, Ina is the fast as she zooms onto the scene with her newest costume that is super cute and we're going to see her draw while wearing it and Ina cute.
So friends, where we at? Gura's new outfit reveals is in 5 hours so bide your energy /hlgg/, it's going to be one hell of a time.

I still can't believe how much love and heart huke put into Kiara's costume but he went above and beyond to make his phoenix daugther the sexiest AND cutest phoenix this land has ever seen. I cannot express how hard I have to kneel to huke for this creation.
By the way, Kiara and Gura's duo cover of Aikotoba III JUST dropped and if for some reason you missed it, first of all, what's wrong with you? And second off stop doing yourself a disservice and go listen to it already.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5IIoZsci8Y
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina go through the extremely painful Pascal decision as not even knowing about this part could spare her heart from shattering as it really is a hard scene to swallow.
While Miomama very nearly overslept her own morning zatsudan Golden Week edition as now it's her turn to call Subaru, Okayu and Ayame. Calling Subaru was a success and we have been blessed with sleepy morning Shuba voice. So now it's time to see if the comfy cat herself will answer the call.
While in 20 minutes, Lamy is going to pick up her Greatsword yet again as it's time for everyone's favorite pasttime. Monster Slaying in Monster Hunter!
While in 1 hours and 20 minutes, Gura and her rocket launcher and of course her HAT will be finishing the last of DMC5 as she's feeling very dande today.
Today, Aruran released a surprise cover of KISS today and it's an incredibly nice and cool cover from the Pizza Dad. His suave vocals really make this pleasant to listen to and if you haven't given it a listen, you're missing out on some real cool ojisan vibes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_TeGCCVRIY
So friends, where we at?

It's been such a long time for non members but it's finally time to hear Gura's absolutely beautiful singing voice and have our lives and spirits raised immensely.
While Sora's also going to heal our weary hearts as she holds another one of her adorable Duolingo streams.
While Mio's holding her special GW morning Totsu as she blessed us with a Danchou who spent the night monster hunting and a Towa who's being absolutely dorky and adorable this early in the morning.
While Miyabi and Astel are now dancing and going through stage performances as they're STILL trying to mend their marriage in It Takes Two.
Also Sora and AZKi dropped a wonderful and amazing duet cover of Seesaw today. The amazing vocals of the two mesh so well together and if you haven't listened to it yet, you absolutely should give it a try.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glbYC6rBn3g
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ina hack into robots and show us her love of violent explosions as she runs through Route B of her adorable and comfy Nier Automata playthrough
While It's Morning Mio time Golden Week edition as she used her powerful witchcraft to drag Fubuki and Kanata out of bed 7 hours earlier than they're used to for a nice interview.
While in 5 minutes, we're getting funky on a friday night as Gura's going to show us her rhythm gaming and memorization skills in Friday Night Funkin'
While in 35 minutes, Anya is going to summon a smaller amount of the aggressive but lovely spanish speakers as she goes to learn the language in Duolingo.
By the way, Aqua released a cover of Goodbye Sengen and it's as adorable and sweet sounding as she is. If you're looking for something very moe and you haven't listened to this yet, you really should give it a chance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N_HwrzWCac
Also Shien's Anniversary was today and he released a song cover of Mafia. His unique vocals really give this cover a super cool feeling and if you haven't listened to this performance yet, you're missing out big time.
https://youtu.be/QMUxZaE-odM
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ina just vibing out murdering monsters and absolutely losing track of time as she's been playing Monster Hunter for over five hours and enjoying every bit of it despite the fact that her hands stamina has reached its end.
While Lamy and her Yukimin are suited up for prime monster murdering as the hunts grow in ferocity and so does Lamy's bloodlust after her UNO collab earlier this day.
While tiny Choco is doing her best damnit and shooting everyone and anything that moves but missing most shots in Apex Legends, but she's being adorable so it's okay
While Chumbuds are bouncing off the walls as they and Gura go off on a grand adventure into A.I. Dungeon.
While in 25 minutes, Coco's going to learn Spanish from Duolingo and I don't know if she's prepared for her chat to be rained in Jajajaja but it should be a fun and hilarious stream.
By the way, Watame has released a cover of Hello, How Are You and it is such an experience. The way Watame sings this song is just so emotional and lovely that I seriously think it's one of her strongest covers yet. If you haven't listened to it, trust me when I say that you're missing out on an absolutely breathtaking performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Um7SFkR-fEg
So friends, where we at?