/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

The chumbuds of /hlgg/ are enjoying an exciting and possibly incredibly cursed doodling stream with Gura. We at least knows it's pretty cursed in there since it's essentially just a play by play going on within these dead hours but it's good to know that they're having fun with her. To the non-chumbuds and poor folks, there's a decent waiting time until another stream starts, that means you could be doing some reps in the meantime. Whatever reps you deem necessary just get them done and then in three hours or so you can come back and get ready to laugh at some Ollie who's playing the ojiisans favorite nostalgia filled game Henry Stickman. For those of you tired of looking at old people get excited from references, you also have Roberu diving into GTA5.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gu- no...it's Gawr today playing Dead by Daylight. Because she's going to be bing bonging that goddamn bell so hard as she freaks the hell out of the puny survivors and slap the shit out of them for even daring to touch the generators. Survivors should just prostrate on the floor and accept their fate, there's no need to try so hard to live.
So friends, where we at? BESIDES THE FACT THAT MY OSHI MADE IT TO 1M SUBSCRIBERS! Woo! A big congratulations to her for making it to the big 1M club! Now I'm super excited to see what kind of celebration she's going to do. I really hope it's a Live Concert like she said she was planning to do!

It's about time to get on with the second part of today's birthday festivities as Kiara's gathered up all of the HoloEN into one stream so we can get some more Jackbox greatness, this time in the form of MONSTER DATING! Let's see if Kiara can manage to keep up with the others this time and score some big points.
Speaking of birthday festivities, go do your SPARKS reps. It's Kiara's birthday and she released this absolutely incredible and catchy original song. It's got beats by KIRA, a super earwormy chorus and very sweat inducing lyrics. Seriously don't be a retard and turn your nose away this groovy track, so go ahead and do it, do it. You heard what Kiara said!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lq9eqHDKJPE
Tick tock /hlgg/, you've got less than 3 hours left until the this countdown's content is revealed. Are you even prepared for whatever is going to be shown? You might lose your sanity witnessing it. At least make sure you've got a change of pants ready just in case you shit yourself from the sheer shock of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx9G-XrxLR4
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura delivering boxes that are probably bigger than her as she slaps her tail on the ground and yells here's ya box bucko! Living the delivery man lifestyle is giving Gura some deep thoughts about things...things like Ice Cream and Baskin Robbins.
While Lamy's building up something new using concrete and wool. She doesn't even know what she's really building but was originally going to build a sort of flower cart. She's also feeling mucho gross because it's the summer and it's so goddamn humid and you get all sticky and sweaty and SUMMER SUCKS.
While it's AsaMoona time and she's talking about what she should eat for breakfast since she has no plans yet. She's also being cute and extra affectionate while still talking in her sleepy Moona voice.
While in less than 25 minutes, Roberu's Bar Robel will be cleaned up nice and tidy for another opening. Hope you've got your orders ready for Roberu so he can serve you drinks while talking about his day.
Did you see that Kanata released her Soran Bushi remix that she plays at the start of all her streams? If you didn't well now you do and now you can go listen to it in all of its glory. Get to it idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nK4v-Xjx7mM
Then when you're done getting your fisherman's soul, you can get the big healing with Miko's cover of the vocaloid song Akari is Here! You all should know by now that Miko has one of the cutest noises in all of Hololive and now you've got a fantastic song featuring all these elite sound effects. It's definitely going to make your day feel so much better if you just give it a single listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K57XcDsUl6A
So friends, where we at? 10.5 hours until my oshi's return to streaming!!

Watching Kanata playing Minecraft and as fate would have it, the skies have not forgotten and are already spilling tears of the pinned comment and thumbnail of the stream. This is supposed to be a stream of Kanata finishing up the pixel art projects she started.
While Pekora says everyone should shut the hell up and stop bullying her about Monster Hunter, so now she's here to take on the All Mother and possibly Valstrax in this one hour challenge stream.
While Astel, Aruran and Rikka are all doing their best during the big REIGNITE CUP Apex Legends tournament. Hope they place in good spots and take this as training for the really big Vtuber Apex tournament coming up next month.
While in 40 minutes, we've got another 3D Live concert as the entirety of Gen 4 will be putting on a grand show that we won't forget.
So friends, where we at?

It's time for Scout to dive into this world of Mythrape as Chumbuds are already getting prepared to lose themselves to the horny after they got a taste of what Scout's whole deal is, but now it's time for /hlgg/ to collectively lose it themselves. Hopefully Mori has a cute and funny session involving this blade loving, muscle sporting tool wielding blacksmith.
While Lamy has gotten a taste of yet another fearful thing...the dreaded gacha, as she watched 10,000 Yen disappear right before her eyes trying to roll for something. Her voice also hasn't recovered and she sounds like Orochimaru but she's cute so it's all okay.
Roboco and Akirosee released this amazing cover of BLACK SHOUT today, and you really should give it a listen to because they did a phenomenal job on it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QP-caiSnm2Q
Polka also released another cover song, 1 week after her last one in fact. Today's Polka song is a cover of Honeyworks' Proud Idol and as usual, Polka absolutely nailed it. Come give a listen to this cute fennec's idol singing voice if you haven't yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx1PNCat-Q0
SunTempo's anniversary was today, so they decided to shock the world with this insanely hilarious yet amazing cover. Get entranced by the deep voiced Astel, the cute sounding Temma and the winning voice Roberu and get washed away in hilariousity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0bzKnl5uek
Coco finally got that interview with Yagoo today, and boy was it worth the wait. Yagoo is absolutely shy and adorable and Coco ended up tossing him halfway across the stage several times, proving that she's the top dog around here. If you haven't seen it yet, hurry on over, it even has subs for you to follow along.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqTA58UkGkA
So friends, where we at?

Watching Fubuki fulfill her gambler's desire by betting all of her hard earned cash on BLACKAJCK of all things in PSO2NGS. At least she's winning big this time...most of the times. Go Fubuki Go!
While Lamy's putting all of her faith and powers into egg gacha as she's been spending this stream scrounging up eggs looking for the perfect rainbow hatch. Watching her ride around on a Yian looks to be so much fun, I might actually fall for this game.
While I guess most chumbuds will not be able to resist the horny today as they watch Gura making her bottom-heavy, pettan character for her TTRPG session tomorrow. Please try to contain yourselves Chumbuds, you don't want to get lost in the horny.
Did you know that Kanata and Okayu partnered up and released this super cool cover of Callboy today? They even removed their limiters and performed it using their ikemen voices. It's honestly quite the performance.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxMUJSK5u4g
Coco also released a beautiful present for her fans today. It's basically her telling us to look at her now. Even she didn't believe that she would be able to become an idol but this song that she put out tosses those notions right out the window. Less than 3 Days left, and it will be hard and tears will be spilled but always remember that the legacy of Coco will always be here in your hearts and your memories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f_djNpDqm3Q
So friends, where we at?

A few minutes of dead hours left, so hopefully you've gotten some reps done in the meantime. Any would suffice as long as you're not typing up dumb shit in the thread. Eating reps, clip reps, video game reps, vod reps, going to sleep reps, any reps are fine as long as you come back in 10 minutes or so since that's when we're getting Subaru and Nene playing through the Idol Management Gacha game called Idoly Pride. Both of them will probably love the hell out of it and you idol fans probably will too, there are a lot of cute girls in this game.
Last Reminder that Holostars released this original group song today for their Anniversary and then revealed that not only will all of them be getting a 3D but that they're going to have their very first 3D Concert sometimes in December. It's great news for the boys, so go on and support them today and future days.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPeMW9KK_zM
Coco also released an MV for her first and last original song Weather Hackers. If you've been doing your Kiseki Knot reps in order to prepare yourself for the inevitable heart break in 3 days, then you should go and uplift your spirits a bit with this fun and hilarious song by the crazy orange dragon herself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khRDaLiyGdA
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina get completely engrossed into Wonderful 101, as turning on English VA from JP made the enjoyment fact shoot to 11 and now she's trying to get her hammer on with Comrade Yellow.
While today, we have to deal with a Gawr in Gura clothes, as it's the release of Scarlet Nexus, meaning we're going to get that chuuni loving samegaki gushing about anime characters again.
While Noel has a grand 3D show tomorrow so she woke up pretty early just so she can talk all about it and make sure you all are able to catch it.
While thank the holy heavens that a certain robot has realized Choco will indeed not sleep if she doesn't reach Gold II today and has decided to help this demon nurse who has been playing Apex Legends Ranked for 19 goddamn HOURS AND IS STILL GOLD III.
While Fubuki's just dancing along with her fans in the lobby of PSO2:NG after a nice day of adventuring. She's actually talking about Scarlet Nexus which is apparently a big buzz topic since Mori and Gura has been playing it.
Before anything, go stream Kiseki Knot. Even if it hurts, you have to go and listen to this song. It's the first and last time Coco's singing will be in an official Hololive song and Kanata worked extremely hard to make this miracle come to fruition...do it for all of Yonkisei okay?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7cpjmkc1Rw
Once you're able to get through that, you can head over to Suisei and her new original song called Bluerose. It's the first song of a triple feature (with the next song coming out Mid July) and it too talks about dreams coming true and miracles happening. It's a really sweet and uplifting song which you should check out.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfDYRy17CBY
And then after your soul is healed, you can cause another leakage because Matsuri released a cover of the soft and slightly heartbreaking TUYU song called Perhaps I'll Be Able to Become the Sun. Matsuri did a wonderful job in emulating the rainy and downer mood of the song and executed it incredibly well. If you're still not in shock after Kiseki Knot, then you could also try giving this a stream.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXUPlFjikr0
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura trying to jam out to this game's soundtrack while doing her best trying to make heads or tails through all the visual clutter, but all this stimulation plus this incredibly angsty and honestly out of place story is making it really hard to stare at this game for extended times. At least some of these songs are straight bangers though so there's that at least.
While Lamy has made new carrot patches in Minecraft! She's also thought about putting Axolotls in the watering holes and it's actually adorable how much she thinks of the cute little salamanders.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura taking deep breaths after her incredibly successful launch of her first original song Reflect two days ago. Her heart is probably beating like crazy right now, and she's sweating up a storm thinking about how much everyone loves it so much, it's really cute. Go Gura Go!
While Roberu has opened up his Bar Robel for today, and he's got lots of things to talk about. Mostly about his 3D stream he had today to show off that his rigging did indeed get fixed and he is indeed still someone's paralysis demon, but at least his arms aren't contorted and twisted anymore!
By the way, did you catch Kiara's cover of Goodbye Sengan she released today? In pure Kiara fashion, she brings a unique energy to this cover and graced us with an incredible high quality MV to boot. Seriously, the artists that Kiara's has managed to seduce are outstanding. You really should go check this out if you haven't, only foolish people willingly skip ove this experience.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DU0IeW9BCzY
So friends, where we at?

Still sitting around, watching this movie released in 1975 mind you, while Gura declares that you are a dedicated chumboy and you should get to chumming already instead of flapping your gums...unless you don't have the stamina to. We have to deal with not only a drunk fisher but also a 25 Footer...3 tons of teeth and cartilage. How the hell would you even defeat something like Jaws though? It looks like it could even take on a Polar Bear.
So friends, where we at? How did we end up with two males admiring each other's scarred up legs? What even is this movie?

Watching the absolute frenzy of a lobby this group is going to have as Gura, Risu, Roboco and Anya all gather together to play some Dead by Daylight. Will they get bullied by Killers? Yeah probably. But still, a big happy birthday to Gura!
While Coco's logging onto Minecraft to survey the lands that has housed her for so long, possibly to have impromptu collabs with someone as she's logging on with multiple people playing.
While Marine and Flare's absolutely high energy and chaotic off collab karaoke is such a pleasing and fun thing to tune into right now because these two just have way too much fun being together.
While Botan's working long and hard on her underground casino for many of the already addicted to gambling Hololive members to get entrapped in her palms of her claws.
While Aqua's having a birthday party filled with nails and explosives as she learns what's happened to the last person who had to endure Lucas' birthday party in Resident Evil 7.
While Miko is about to go on her own adventure into Minecraft, with a carefully laid out plan on what she plans on doing today, complete with dawings and all.
While Uber Sheep is open and Watame's wide awake as it's time to get to work on another one of her giant drooling statues. Today will probably be Tower's Towa.
While Okayu's here to talk about her fantasticly comfy Live3D Concert she held yesterday and will divulge the deets on it and listen to all of us gush about how incredible it was.
While Rushia's finish pet murdering in Minecraft and has moved onto her supachat reading for today, being her usual sweet and lovely self.
So friends, where we at?

Listening to Gura's wild sugar induced babbling, open lots of veggie seed packets including delicious sweet bell peppers (even the purple kind!) and cucumbers plus she's dropping tons of little Gura facts of her young days when she was what maybe...2500 years old? I wonder how much Chumbuds would pay for a bottle of Gura's saliva.
While Roboco's having such a blast talking with her chat while reading supachats as they have back and forths roasting and laughing at each other, especially when the chat showed her Idol Yagoo.
Did you listen to Sora's cover of Vampire today? Daisenpai pulled no punches at all with this cover, blessing our day with a super cute illustration and superb vocals and mixing. You're not some kind of dummy who would ignore such a cute idol vampire asking for permission to suck your life fluids from your body right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-Gtd9zzeII
So friends, where we at?

Watching Noel go on a trip on her favorite (not) rocket ship, sailing through the seas and finding a terrified Erik who looks like he lost his memory. She's currently having lots of fun with the story of DQXI right now and peeking around during cutscenes, it's just incredibly cute.
While in a couple of minutes, grab the wheel, start the ignition and go all out because Ame's holding a watchalong of the movie called Drive starring Ryan Gosling.
So friends, where we at? If you'll excuse me, I have a Gura karaoke VOD to listen through since I only caught the second Devil Trigger.

Watching the power of Chumbuds destroy the fabric of reality with the mightiest of Uooooohs as the absolutely adorable collab of Nacho and Gura has begun, and holy hell LISTEN TO THESE TWO, THIS IS TOO POWERFUL.
While Temma's flexing his hard learnt eigo skills while looking through his viewer base's battlestations. Some extremly cute stations showed up too, even one with a puppy pad mousepad that I would like.
So friends, where youuuuoh at?

As expected, now that these threegoofballs have figured out that you can knock the crown off heads, they will be hell bent on crown stealing through the rest of this Mayrio and Luagee and Toad collaboration. But everyone is hella cute so sabotage is acceptable. Go Ina, Ame and Gura Go!
While Watame managed to survive her terrifying adventure into the Nene Marshlands and obtained all of the gold she needed for her Kanata statue. Now she's returned back home with a bruised throat and ego and managed to put the finishing touches on her monument to a friend.
So friends, where we at?

WAHtching Ina applying the colors to her Miku and goddamn, look at those exposed pits. Ina's also talking about her drawing tablets back in the day among other stories. And don't forget your posture /hlgg/, grab some water and stretch your legs.
While Polka's still digging and avoiding lava pools as best as she can while getting that sweet chat therapy. Polka's really going to crash when she logs off Minecraft.
Plus did you know that Watame released a cover of Sweet Devil today? Did you know it was fantastic and the illustration and MV for it was out of this world? Of course you did, because the only people who don't know are idiot who haven't given this song a listen to it yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBaIR-yvjdk
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura show off her rhombus powers by igniting the firecrackers all of the cunny lovers of /hlgg/ hold within their pants witha preview of her incredibly impressive hang out spot. Which sadly had better rigging that her rhombus head but you work with what you can get you know. Now she's getting excited about Neemesis' tentacles and the rest of the RE cast especially Leon.
While Lamy is getting herself prepared for some underwater mining as she runs around the home base of the JP server, grabbing all the tools she'll for her underwater expedition she has planned for today.
While the eigo lessons for today are finished and now we've entered Temma's JAPANESE LESSON FOR TODAY section of the stream.
Plus you guys really should go check out this incredible cover of Getcha that was released starring Mori and Suisei. The duo murdered this song and brought the heat with Mori's sick raps and Suisei's powerful singing. Missing out on this would be a huge blow to your intelligence and I'm sure many of you can't afford lose any more brain cells...because of your increasing age.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EjlMPu5sEgw
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura laugh and giggle her way through ripping various enemies apart with freaky anime mind powers and flashy kicks and what not as she tries to get through this sponsored stream of Scarlet Nexus in one piece. There's even double jumps in this game, that's exciting right?
While Kanata proves that she too can stand up to the great hunters of Hololive as she joins their ranks in soloing Crimson Valstrax. Congratulations to PPT for a hard fought victory and surviving the deadly AMBUSH of the Jet Plane.
While Noel's staring away at all the armor she's collected and is running around the area waving her hands all fruity like because that's what she needs to do to save the world in DQXI.
While Temma says he's been waking up early so he's going to spend his day playing and ranking up in APEX Legends, because he can. Current Rank: Silve I.
While Roberu's desk is wiped down and he's been holding a special lovey-dovey Bar Robel episode today, He's basically giving out romantical advice except are you really going to take advice from this onee-shota lover?
While in a few minutes, Mori's Shadowverse Arc continues on strong as this time her special guests who are going to help her train is...(You)! That's right, she's initiating an open challenge to anyone who's got the balls to take on this reaper in a children's card game.
Hey, did you know that Aqua dropped a cover of Vampire today? Such a sweet and adorable voice singing a song about wanting to suck you dry, it's quite a stimulating experience isn't it? If you somehow missed this, then you can just click below and give it a listen to.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbPa0Qp3zJQ
Plus, Okayu dropped another cover song today as well. Wouldn't it be wonderful if Okayu was your cute girlfriend? She'd take care of you as long as you gave her all your onigiris and your life. Okayu's Yandere side makes an appearance yet again with this cover drop and her low, sadistic voice fits this song perfectly. Hurry up and give it a listen to if you haven't done so already idiot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fR2texlVKJo
So friends, where we at?

Watching Ame letting her chat live rent free in her head as she keeps screwing up a puzzle due to thinking about them making fun of her. Therefore she left to get some food and recharge whatever braincells she has left up there so that she can learn how to THINK about her actions. Now we can finally move on thanks to soup and bread.
While Gura's back from her small break and is going to bing bing wahoo her way to victory as she takes on Bowser's Furrious Fury complete with absolutely cursed cat-titized enemies.
While Subaru's going to sit down with us and have her usual free talk before her DQIX stream later on today. As per usual she has a nice live translator in her chat sometimes but she herself makes titles for what she's talking about in English so you can easily follow along to what she's saying.
So friends, where we at?

Watching Lamy making some perfect Lamy screams and noises as she just does not care about these robots at all, they're just EXP to her because they're just machines not humans...Route C ending is going to absolutely melt this ice elf's heart. At the very least she's really fallen in love with Pascal and the pacifist robots, so there's a lot of things to look forward to in this potentially last Lamy Nier stream.
While Temma's japanese lesson portion of his eigo learning has started and he's basically teaching his overseas viewers about the positive points of ziroukei ramen.
While in a couple of minutes, Chumbuds are going to be gathering around Gura under a lovely night sky and campfire as she graces their lives with her Member's Unarchived Karaoke.
Also today HoloRO a.k.a HoloID2 celebrated six months of being a part of Hollolive. They also released a group cover of Ochame Kinou and it's wonderfully adorable. If you've somehow missed out on this cute cover then shake the rust off your stupid brain and hurry up and dive in so your day can be just a little bit better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJjz3owWnbU
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura take a large amount of /hlgg/ denizens on a nostalgia trip of the ages as they reminensce over incredibly old memes like shoop da woop and how's it feel knowing that some of you are old as dirt huh? How's that reminder of your mortality treating you? You old farts.
While you're suffering, why don't you go check out Astel's cover of Mela he released today in honor it being his birthday and what a cover it was. If you've been to even one of Astel's karaoke's you'll know that this is a song he absolutely loves to sing and this official cover of it does not dissapoint in the slightest. Hurry up and go check it out if you don't believe me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-XSkvEVg20
Watame also released a banger of a cover today for her birthday, showcasing the vicious side of her with a cover of Kaibutsu. The MV is gorgeous just like her vocals and if you haven't seen this cover yet, you're in luck because a quick click below can cure you of your vast stupidity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6K-LSyE1Ywg
So friends, where we at?

Watching Gura being a giggly energetic little murderous stalker as she first dived and bombed at playing the Demogoron so now she's switched gears and decides to BECOME the Klauis and be obsessed with one of the poor survivor and chases them down like the dogs they are.
While you don't gotta translate into English...Haachama's spiggin it! She's also wearing pink panstu on her head and answers her english questions such as why do they call her Haachama, WHATS?! And tomorrow is Haachama Day, all day every day every week it's Haachama Day.
While for the love of all that is holy, please just please give Astel a team that listens to his ping and not jump head first into a losing battle. His birthday is coming up damn it and he's crazy enough to leave SCs off if he doesn't make it. Current Rank: Diamond I, about 300+ Points needed until he reaches Masters.
While in 17 minutes, the sweetest cinnamon bun in the world is once again going to heal the entire world because she's got another Eigo Duolingo stream coming right up, if you've never caught one before, I highly recommend you give it a taste and see just why Sora is one of the most precious Hololive talents.
While in 17 minutes, it's another one of Subaru's free talks where she talks about how her day's been and what she's been up to. There's a translator in her chat during these almost always and she also gives us some very basic eigo slides so you can follow along to the topic.
Also have you listened to Ollie's incredible cover of Kyouran Hey Kids today? Ollie definitely put a lot of heart into it and it shows, it's such a great listen to and Ollie gives it a bit of flair with a rap that would make Mori nod in approval. If you've missed out on it so far due to having a dumb brain, hurry up and go get your brain healed by listening to it down below.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLOSu6ocgUU
So friends, where we at?