/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

I’m a professional TF2 player. I show up to the collab down the street. "These fuckin plebs have no idea what's coming," I say to myself. I don my best wig. It fits just right. "LMAO these little shits have no clue. I'm fuckin invisible to the system." XD i whisper, xd. I make my way to the stream. I know no one is going to check. "ROFL these little turd still haven't figured it out." I’m literally flying over people 360 slapping them with my frying pan. "They don't stand a god damn chance," I say, fully erect. Game is over before the opponents reach 6 points; I'm just that fuckin good. As we shake hands and exchange gg's, I overhear a little bitch complaining something along the lines of, "this isn't fair, even a blind dead cat could tell that's Sonny Brisko. Why does this game count? Why do my stats count?? His wig looks like dogshit." I yell over to him, "Get good you little bitch! Or maybe collab down at the Hololive across the street if you wanna win!" LMAO. Another successful win, another successful collab. "God damn it feels good today. Thank god for the TF2 collab. Thank god." I make my way to the next TF2 collab. Today is going to be a phenomenal day.

I’m a professional TF2 player. I show up to the collab down the street. "These fuckin plebs have no idea what's coming," I say to myself. I don my best wig. It fits just right. "LMAO these little shits have no clue. I'm fuckin invisible to the system." XD i whisper, xd. I make my way to the stream. I know no one is going to check. "ROFL these little turd still haven't figured it out." I’m literally flying over people 360 slapping them with my frying pan. "They don't stand a god damn chance," I say, fully erect. Game is over before the opponents reach 6 points; I'm just that fuckin good. As we shake hands and exchange gg's, I overhear a little bitch complaining something along the lines of, "this isn't fair, even a blind dead cat could tell that's Sonny Brisko. Why does this game count? Why do my stats count?? His wig looks like dogshit." I yell over to him, "Get good you little bitch! Or maybe collab down at the Hololive across the street if you wanna win!" LMAO. Another successful win, another successful collab. "God damn it feels good today. Thank god for the TF2 collab. Thank god." I make my way to the next TF2 collab. Today is going to be a phenomenal day.