/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>69174486
Thank god Silvervale left Vshojo. When I worked at Twitchcon, it was my job to escort her to the Saturday night panel. Well, I got to her hotel room 25 minutes before the show, and that bitch STANK. Knowing my boss would kill me if she showed up reeking like a sewer, I quickly ran her a bath while she slipped out of her Sailor Moon pajamas that smelled like she hadn't taken them off in a month, and a pair of panties so filthy they made a sound like velcro when she peeled them off her nethers. Once she was in the bathtub, she tossed a wet washcloth in my face and told me impatiently that she was "too famous and hot" to clean herself. With no time to argue, I got to work lathering up every inch of her sticky skin. I washed out the titty sweat, cleansed her rancid armpits, and even scrubbed her undercarriage so clean you could eat off it. I shampooed her hair and tail, and shaved the rest of her body at her request, after which she tried to bite me for not leaving a little blue landing strip. Finally clean and out of the now-murky water, I rubbed down Silver's every wet crevice with a towel and sniffed out the most acceptable thong from her clothes pile. Thank god she didn't bother to open the outfit Gunrun sent up, so it was still fresh and clean. We arrived at the panel 37 minutes late, and she told them it's because I was a "dipshit" who "tried to weasel out of helping" the guest of honor and did a bad job of trimming her pubes. Twitchcon fired me and I froze to death in the LA streets that night.

>>60448241
I feel asleep watching Silverval, had a nightmare that Silver got accepted back to Vshojo and fired again after she accidentally tweeted pics of her used toilet paper.

>>55911016
Silvervale's mom was baned from Twitch because they thought she was money laundering. Am I going to be investorgatored because I'm a tier 3 Mamavale sub?

>>54071735
>Meal got permanent pube removal on this month in 2019. Four years no bush.

>>53756052
I farted really stinky during Silver's stream and I'm scared she may have smelled it.

>>49634747
Ok I'm gonna fucking say it!

You may not like Silvervale, but don't deny that you'd pay $20 for one minute of sniffing her asshole if she promised not to fart.

>>49237228
>2 days
FUUUUUUCK my parole ends tomorrow.

My dad argued with me over what kind of underwears the Vshojo an friends wear. I told him Silvervale only wears thongs and he threw hot tequila on me. All we know for sure, Snuffy loves boyshorts.

>>48544406
My sister heard a rumor at school that Connor broke up with Mouse, and she can't stop crying. It's been 12 hours.

>>47718756
Stop noticing things

Friendly reminder that the only thing we know about the current situation is that Silver
>Is having legal issues
>Is having health issues
>Is stressed by these issues
>Described next week as "stressful and hectic"
That's it, everything else is just rrats.

>>46575742
Last time I watch Silvervale I ran to my chair and landed HARD on my nuts. If I DM Silve for directly, will she hep me?

BOYS I'M BOTHERED. I feel asleep watching Silvervale and suddenly got woken up by Silver screaming "He sat on his NUTS!" It was so loud that by the time she said "nuts" I was 80% to pooping my pajamas. Luckily I did not hit 100%. Very scary way to weak up!

If you went to Twitchcon and your oshi sneezed so hard she farted, would you pretend to tie your shoe as an excuse to crouch behind her?

If you went to Twitchcon and your oshi sneezed so hard she farted, would you pretend to tie your shoe as an excuse to crouch behind her?

>>40592304
Somebody get her mom to spank her at Target again.

AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY IS HE MARRIED

>>39169440
She won the last one with froot.

tell me who it is NOW

>>37057953
Silvervale said she's willing to sign her autograph with the pen between her tits. Would she sign one with the Sharpie in pooper? Share if you agree.

>>36860719
Checking in now with Silvervale, the sakura fox vtuber, who was in the middle of her live broadcast when she let out a loud fart. Her mother, Mamavale, was sitting in the room with her at the time. She can be heard inhaling deeply, gagging, and screaming "Child!"

Silvervale's fans found the whole incident hilarious, and #silverbrap quickly trended on Twitter. Many people even started making donations to her channel just to see if she would fart again on stream.

Despite the laughter from her viewers, Silvervale felt embarrassed about what had happened. She denied that she had farted, but her mother was quick to confirm that she had indeed let one rip. Silver continued to deny it, but her mother insisted that she had "smelled it herself."

Silvervale's fans continued to support her and found the whole incident amusing. She has not cut the cheese since.

>>36791582
I thought it would be okay to leave my wife and son unattended at a Silvervale concert while I took a shit. When I came back, they were onstage and Silver was tandem breastfeeding them.

>>36543686
>Sodafags

I had the dream again. The one where I meet Silvervale at Twitchcon, she reaches down my pants and squeezes my nuts like a stress ball. She tells me that if I don't tier 3 sub, my testicles would be history. Then she squeezes harder, and the crowd begs her to calm down. It hurts so bad, but I can't wake up. I only wake up right before I pass out from the pain. And I woke up to see my dog had taken a massive shit in the tub.