/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>9382602
That's why we love her!

>>9267476
Mumei!

>Summer is coming to an end
>Its dark and raining outside
>The dread of men everywhere having to clean gutters is starting to set in
>Mumei lying in bed with a pillow on her face making various screaming noises
>Her boyfriend walks in
>It's (you)
>You ask her whats wrong
>She's stuttering and speaking incoherently while still hugging her pillow with barely her eyes looking up at you
>they're crying
>Piece together that she got way too much money in superchats and that she's embarrassed
>We just got rich and she's afraid of it
>kek
> Hug her tightly, the pillow not letting you feel anything special like mumei's mumeis but at least you can comfort her
>Gently play with her hair reminding her about how many times you told her she was cute and that you loved her
>Tell her that she just watched 15k people tell her the exact same thing as you have been saying for years

>>9109051
Welcome to /who/ fellow hooman!

>>9038576
>You take mumei out on a very cheap date
>She loves and appreciates every moment with you and is happier you saved money instead of going all out
>She says this because she doesn't think she's worth anymore than a dollar menu mcdonalds
>You swear on your life you're taking her out to a candlelit steak dinner next time just to make her feel loved
>She reads your mind and says "And don't think taking me somewhere expensive is gonna make me happy I just want burger"
>Welp, burgers it is...
>A cute smile goes across her face as she guessed correctly
>"And you of course.... hehe"

>>9015916
Glad to hear that, hoomanbro!

Fuck
I feel like destroying shit
I never expected that some stream of some anime girl will make me this angry
I am resonable man, I have work, I have things to worry about
But this owlgirl and her struggles with menagment just speaks to me on spiritual level
I swear to God, If Mumei will not be able to do history streams, If they will be intentionaly stoping her from doing what she likes, if they incompetence will bother her again, I will bring this Omegafaggot down, one way or another

>>8786253
It seems like we’re going to be Hoomans. Should we have the next thread be /hoo/ instead of /who/?

Cohoorts, what are some phrases or words you would like our goddess to utter with her cute voice?
>Onii-San
>Onii-Chan
>I’m die thank you forever
>Protecc

i personally think that mumei is adorable and i lover her. doxfags be damned.
fauna is whatever. asmrfags go at em.

You’re going to protecc her smile right, Cohoorts?