/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>>73379954
I will

>>68614820

>>68064299
It is not

>>60663302
Zain-kun...it's time to let go...Polka's daughters are all grown up...

How the fuck do people schizopost these massive fucking paragraphs without feeling super self-conscious? I’ve got a bunch of fucking crazy thoughts in my head about these twins, but I can’t get halfway into a post without wondering if I’m even coherently expressing my thoughts properly.

Also, to keep this post on-topic, Fuwawa is a fucking screamer. How would you keep her quiet when you yobai her so that Mococo doesn’t find out?

>>55400270
>Even though they're non-expressive
What are you talking about? You can't tell this is my happy face?

>>54730071
It's fine if you hit me

>>53249912
I want a woman that appreciates women as much as I do.

>>52546443

KFP, how do you cope with having no chance with your oshi since she’s a lesbian? Asking for a friend.

>>46313373
>polka makes situation video about pampering you
>when all you want is to pamper Polka

>>45502442
Those 16 waiting? All me

Have you ever thought about how most of us know an inordinate amount of facts about Ayamefriend?
>Is so short they uses a grabber claw for top shelves
>owns several cats
>owns two Guinea pigs
>has a separate shed for said Guinea pigs
>has a crippling addiction to Pokémon
>has a WPM between 95-100
>doesn’t own any party dresses
>only wears flats
>has built a grill
>owns an iPad
>lives in the U.S. Virgin Islands
>doesn’t know how to swim, despite living on an island
>only got a job within the past year or so
>likely has actual connections to Cover
>is AT LEAST guaranteed to be a cake
>is very likely a hag
>has Ayame as their oshi
>cheats regularly on their oshi with a stinky orca
>finds Kaela very attractive
>needs to be corrected

>>43378801
Why you gotta be like this man

Guys I need a new oshi now that I know that she likes takenoko. Any suggestions?

>>41921871
Yes you would

>watching Ina
>decide to watch something else, close Holodex tab
>Ina is still playing
>pull up another YouTube video, Ina still playing
>YouTube video starts, overlapping with Ina
Help

>>39205917
Yeah, that's kinda on me. I searched for "/pol/" when I found the other thread dead and did not see one, so I made this one. Didn't realize another had already been made, just forgetting the subject.

I could listen to her do voices all day. It's very impressive.

Yeah, uh, fuck this. I don’t need to deal with this much concentrated mental illness today, I’ll come by tomorrow.

I noticed how long sone of the girls’ hair is and now I can’t stop thinking about it. Like, imagine how long it would take to wash and brush Ina or Sana’s hair. Or worse, look at Mumei! Her hair nearly goes to her ankles while it’s in a high ponytail! That’s insane!

To the anon who linked the Mumbai exhibitionist fanfic, holy shit that was some good-ass writing.
The way the sentences would begin to grow longer as it delved into her thoughts, the ideas more disjointed until they began to blend together into rapid, uncontrolled run-on sentences that bounced from thought to thought and just went on and on and on until SNAP! No more fantasy. The real world. Reality. Emphasized by short sentences, focused thoughts. Thoughts that would try to pull free, start wandering again just like the sentence length, until reigned in again. Focused. It’s such a great way to really engage the reader, make them really resonate with what Mumei’s feeling. I’ve got more that I like, but I probably shouldn’t give a literature analysis of some vtuber smut on a Mongolian basket-weaving forum.

>>27368422
>two sisters
THERE’S MORE OF YOU?!

>enjoying Polka
>looks at thread
>it’s all tier list seethe
Looks like I made the right choice.