/vt/ - Virtual Youtubers

>KFP getting married
>not inviting Takanashi Kiara Ch. hololive-EN to speak for the groom

I'm parasocial

>>77675118
I don't know what she will do after graduation, but she will totally roll up to your wedding on a segway iPad and catch that bouquet

If marrying Takanashi Kiwawa is so great, how come all of these mothercluckers aren't fertilizing her eggs and building her a big comfy nest?

>>68797308
Chiara Kotoriyu rabu rabu
>>68797347
cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute

>rolls up to (You)r wedding, says "Kikkeriki, it's Takanashi Kiwawa from Hololive English, Generation 1 Myth" as she enters
>rolls up to the bar
>asks the bartender to make her a virgin Roy Rodgers but
>>substitute the coke for a Dr. Pepper, hold the grenadine, cherry on the side, and with fresh ice from "out back"
>tells the bride about the time you tried to backseat her stream, did it wrong, and oneguy'd her. Laughs.
>compares the wedding cake to spongy cardboard, says Austria does it better
>tells the bride she needs to come to Austria to try a Kardinalschnitte or Marillenfleck or Punschkrapfen in this cafe she likes
>whispers something about you into your wifetobe's ear, but you can't make out what was said. They both laugh.
>cheers and claps when you kiss the bride, shouts "Now you have to watch my streams together. Don't you dare forget about the Bakemonogatari 15 episode member's watchalong next Tuesday!"
>rolls over 30 people while yelling "PANZER VOR" to catch the bouquet
>Says nothing, leaves, bouquet and Dr. Pepper in hand

>rolls up to your wedding
>tells the bride about the time you tried to backseat, did it wrong, and oneguy'd her
>compares the wedding cake to spongy cardboard, says Austria does it better
>tells the bride she needs to come to Austria to try a Kardinalschnitte or Marillenfleck or Punschkrapfen
>whispers something about you in your wifetobe's ear, but you can make out what. They both laugh.
>rolls over 30 people while yelling "PANZER VOR" to catch the bouquet
>Says nothing, leaves

>>64323448
It's not parasocial if she attends your wedding.

>>59760313
She's recording her wedding to me.

This is my wife, and I love her. bok bok.

>>52963060
All the churches nearby have stairs, and we haven't figured out a good way for her to navigate those yet.

Wawa wife thought

>>52050248
I made this post.

My wife is cute and dorky and I love her and she's so sweet and she's making noming sounds on her sandwich and that makes me hungry.

Kiara is totally going to my wedding, and also she's the bride.

My wife, whom I love dearly and want to show to my entire extended family.

KIARA LOVE

This is my wife, I love her bok bok.
She's orange, cute, a great dancer, really funny, and I'm sure my entire extended family will love her too.

KIARA LOVE

>>50658744
Quick and dirty crop. Cute!